গোলাঘাট / ex of D.U.

FASTEST WAY TO ELIMINATE ALIENS

The entire international gang of male and female aliens WILL BE ELIMINATED VERY FAST if the powerful and patriotic Armies of India, Pakistan, China, USA, Russia, UK, France, Germany etc. and powerful NSA, GCHQ, CIA, FBI, FSB, INTERPOL, EUROPOL, Scotland Yard, CBI, ISI etc. join forces and take VIOLENT ACTION jointly against the gang of cowardly and vulnerable aliens who will then be very easily wiped out. (The leaders of the aliens in every country are human-looking male and female politicians; their supporting gang of aliens are human-looking corrupt male and female bureaucrats, "economists", bankers, Bollywood criminals, BSF guys, journalists, etc. Note that deadly psycho-technologists can BLOW UP and BURN WITH LASER the entire alien race and the entire human race in less than a second, but I believe that God probably wants deadly psycho-technologists to refrain from such horrifying violence. Psycho-technologists are VERY bad-tempered and very impatient, however - so IF the human race does NOT eliminate the aliens VERY FAST, then BOTH the alien race AND the human race could be wiped out by the very bad-tempered deadly psycho-technologists.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

English

English মাৰি লাভ নাই - কাৰণ মোক কোনেও impress কৰিব নোৱাৰে - অসম্ভৱ ৷

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

S. UNDERCURRENT

I find that nowadays there is often a very regrettable s. undercurrent in the innocent-seeming chatter of married females who have secret unethical illicit thoughts and feelings about A Frustratingly Unapproachable Target Who Just Cannot Afford To Waste His Valuable Time In Foolish Time-wasting Pursuits.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

AMAZING SOLUTION

I am truly amazed at My own astounding mind power.

For several years, I have been wondering how to solve a difficult problem but could not come up with a solution - till just a few minutes ago, at a truly Eureka moment.

For many years, I have used a unique ingenious "blog" - the only one of its kind in the world, I think, devised by Me at another Eureka moment in the past. I have sent My public e-mails from kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com to My public e-mail ID ksinha1950@gmail.com whose password (infinity) I made public - so that My public e-mails could be read by any Internet user located anywhere in the world by opening the latter e-mail ID and reading all My e-mails in the INBOX.

But over the years, the number of My public e-mails has been enormous: I have typed several thousand public e-mails for My unique blog. This would not be a problem for My millions of readers but for the fact that there are a HUGE number of e-mails IN ADDITION TO My public e-mails in the INBOX and therefore it will be very time-consuming for My devoted readers and fans to locate all My public e-mails that are immersed in the deluge of e-mails sent to that INBOX from other sources.

I have thought of "copying" each of My thousands of e-mails from the SENT box of My e-mail ID kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com and "pasting" them on My new Google blog that you are now reading - but it would be a daunting and very time-consuming task for Me and would take up too much of My valuable time.

So what could I do? There seemed to be no way out and I abandoned the idea of helping My readers - but My subconscious mind must have been grappling with the problem silently because suddenly I had the solution as I woke up very early this morning (at about 4 A.M.).

The solution is simple and beautiful: Give the password to My "private" e-mail ID kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com because there is nothing "private" in this gmail ID - you will NOT find a SINGLE "love letter" - "love e-mail" - in the SENT box of this e-mail ID. To read ALL My past e-mails in the INBOX of ksinha1950@gmail.com (password: infinity) sent from kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com, read the e-mails from the SENT box of My Google e-mail ID kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com - whose password I now give to you - yzpeternorman - y and z for My long-lost friends the two "hippies" Y and Z, and peter and norman as reminders of Peter Funk and Norman Lewis. In case My mobile number is required to access this email ID (which I have now made a "public" e-mail ID), the mobile number is 91-9854979861 (if I remember right) or perhaps 91-9854057701 (which was also the mobile phone contact number for My first "public" e-mail ID). My readers and fans should NOT feel guilty about using the password of this gmail ID just as they should NOT have hesitated to use the other "public" gmail ID - there is nothing illegal about this - no one will be accused of "hacking" into My e-mails - I have given both passwords voluntarily for the public good - the Google geniuses know that this is a genuine offer from Me because the location of My Samsung tablet which I am using to post this blog on My Google blogger can be easily located - which is My house where I am awake and now typing away to glory! (I can use some other gmail ID for My future personal correspondence by e-mail.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ROMANTIC-LOOKING FEMALES

Are romantic-looking Assamese females more alluring than romantic-looking Bengali females or less alluring or equally alluring? While My chief former (imaginary) lovers have been Assamese females, I agree with what I was told many years ago by My late brother (who was five years younger than Me but much more practical) that ALL females are very practical in choosing only eligible guys for husband [or boyfriends]. My very wise Indian guru Khushwant Singh gave Me his precious advice by post in response to a letter I had sent him to seek his advice: "Dear Kishalay - Thanks. You have to grow up. Your fantasies of women's fidelity are juvenile. - Yours - Khushwant Singh". I remember that a few days before I left India to study and do research in USA, My former school classmate Jayanta gave Me this helpful indirect hint: "Kishalay, remember that beauty is skin-deep." And as I started walking towards the plane at the Guwahati airport which would carry Me to Calcutta/Kolkata airport whence I would be flying to Chicago O'Hare international airport via Copenhagen, My sister (she was two years younger than Me but she was just as puritanical as My late dad Krishna) who had gone to the airport with other family members and friends to see Me off at the airport shouted after Me (I was then a bachelor): "Dada, stay away from American females!" How thoughtful of her! Obviously, American females were very dangerous! To My credit, I DID STAY AWAY from American females - and returned to India safe and unscathed, not having made contact (!) with a SINGLE American siren during My two-year stay in America!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

গোলাঘাট / ex of D.U.

If I am not mistaken, sweet-faced (!) R (!) ex of D.U. was গোলাঘাটৰ ছোৱালী ! D. in D.U. is deliberately confusing!

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]