বাচ্চা

BANNING 500 AND 1000 RUPEE NOTES

I was ASTONISHED to hear Arvind Kejriwal revealing on Indian TV news the shocking (if true) information that HUGE QUANTITIES of 500 AND 1000 RUPEE NOTES amounting to THOUSANDS OF CRORES OF RUPEES were deposited in Indian banks IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS, according to deposit statistics of Indian banks which shows UNNATURALLY HUGE GROWTH IN DEPOSITS IN INDIAN BANKS IN THE LAST QUARTER, from which Arvind Kejriwal concludes that the plan to ban 500 and 1000 rupee notes was LEAKED IN ADVANCE to corrupt Indians with lots of black money! What is going on in India?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

POLITICIANS AND CORRUPTION

Citizens should NOT expect politicians to remove black money and to free a country fromy corruption because the plain truth is that politicians are mired in corruption.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

INSULTING INNUENDO

What does arrogant Aman Sinha mean by saying that the 500 and 1000 rupee notes deposited in the Indian banks in the past few days by Indian citizens who have been forced to deposit their 500 and 1000 rupee notes are "unaccounted for" money? Arrogant Aman Sinha has no right to make that insulting statement. It is immaterial to which political party he belongs. NO politician of ANY political party has the right to make baseless insulting innuendos about citizens.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ADVISERS OF PRIME MINISTER MODI

I have the strong impression that financial advisers of Prime Minister Narendra Modi are phony "economists" who are professional cheats who are misleading him and making him very unpopular throughout India. It will be in his own interest if he kicks out his phony advisers before it is too late. It is very obvious to Me that he is surrounded by corrupt politicians and bureaucrats who are cheats and scoundrels and so it is imperative for his own well-being that he should distance himself from these scoundrels without delay. Like all other countries, India is a dangerous place for unpopular politicians; even Prime Ministers are not spared: thus, ex-Prime Minister Mrs. Indira Gandhi and her elder son ex-Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi were assassinated; the former was shot dead by her bodyguards, and the latter was bombed to pieces by a female suicide-bomber at a public meeting. I hope for his sake that Prime Minister Modi will stop listening to scoundrels and will listen to reason.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

DISCOURTEOUS INTERRUPTERS

Indian TV news channel anchors who are hosting a live public debate on TV should make liberal use of STOP BUTTONS at once to BLOCK the voice of discourteous low-level interrupters who are a disgrace and make the live TV debate seem like noisy haggling in the market place.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

A PUZZLE

Indian media baron "Dr." Subhash Chandra, owner of Z NEWS, a Rajya Sabha MP who won the seat of Member of Parliament as a BJP-backed Independent candidate, a very pleasant individual who is a successful business magnate despite not having passed Class X because of financial hardship in his boyhood, a very inspiring rags-to-riches story, is an enigma to Me; his name "Subhash Chandra" makes Me wonder if he may be a clone of the great Indian patriot and freedom-fighter Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose who disappeared mysteriously and may very well be alive and is perhaps living somewhere in India, perhaps in Assam, maybe in Guwahati, capital of Assam. (I often wonder why Subhash Chandra Bose contacted alien Hitler and then met tyrant Stalin and married his daughter; perhaps he did this for strategic reasons, to drive away the British. By the way, I am sure that Hitler and his gang of nasty Nazis are alive, and that many of them are hiding in India/Assam/Guwahati, living in disguise as law-abiding Indian citizens.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

नोटबंदी

Every time I hear the word नोटबंदी which is being used very frequently these days by Hindi TV news channels of India, I am reminded of the brutal नसबंदी scheme enforced on Indians by Sanjay Gandhi (the younger son of ex-Prime Minister Mrs. Indira Gandhi, husband of MP Maneka Gandhi and father of MP Varun Gandhi) which made him extremely unpopular and he reportedly got killed in a suspicious helicopter crash (his dead body was never found, however, which makes Me wonder if the helicopter crash was a plan to enable him to escape public fury and perhaps he may be living in disguise in India or in some foreign country or under-ground). Is the newly coined word नोटबंदी intended to be a reminder of the black days of नसबंदी ? (Maneka sounds to Me like Menaka, an Apsara in Indian mythology.)

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा [G, भ, आ]

রাজনৈতিক বিশ্লেষক

কয়েকদিন ধরে লক্ষ্য করছি যে আজিজুল বিশ্বাস is a clear thinker and a forthright political analyst. My personal belief is that politicians as a class are the most nasty species of criminals on Earth.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

BACKUP CLONES OF ALIENS

The exciting report on identical CLONES of Bollywood and foreign actors and actresses and of US Presidents Bill Clinton and Barack Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin and Mahatma Gandhi and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi etc., being broadcast by IBN7/NEWS18 इंडिया, reminds Me also of My own sensational theory that male and female aliens keep many backup clones in case they get killed for any reason. (Although it is well-known that Lord Krishna expired voluntarily, I am sure that there are numerous extant clones of Lord Krishna.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

দুঃখ আর অভিমান

Females দের ভীষণ দুঃখ আর অভিমান হয় যদি শ্রী ভগবান তাদেরকে পাত্তা না দিয়ে অন্যদিকে ব্যস্ত মনে হয় ! আচ্ছা, এটা ভাবা কি illogical না যে সব ordinary male humans রাম শ্যাম যদু মধুদের মত শ্রী ভগবানের জীবনেরও একমাত্র লক্ষ্য হবে females দের কে কেবল line মারতে থাকা 24X7, বিশেষ করে যদি শ্রী ভগবান Monogamous Guy হয়ে থাকেন Who is under continuous surveillance by His innocent-looking but smart consort?

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

P.S. G, ভ, আ - তিনটেই রাখলাম - আমার potential field বাড়াবার উদ্দেশ্যে ! ("P.S." আবার কি? Police Station? না, Post Script ! ওরে বাবা !)

হাস্যকর

It is obvious যে গঙ্গা নদীতে প্রচুর টাকা ভেসে থাকা অথবা রাস্তার ধারে garbage এ পড়ে থাকা হল corrupt unethical Indian politicians দের public কে উল্লু বানাবার হাস্যকর আর very pathetic প্রয়াস - টাকার notes গুলো হয়ত নকল অথবা genuine হলেও ফেলতে কোন ক্ষতি নেই কারণ একেবারে নগণ্য আর অতি তুচ্ছ - শূণ্যবৎ - compared to কোটী কোটী কোটী টাকা black money !

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

Joyce Meyer (GOD TV)

Fluent Ms. Joyce Meyer of GOD TV is making the right delineation of the characteristics of God, I think. (By the way, Satan/Devil is NOT alive but committed suicide in panic a few years ago, scared of God.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

প্রস্থান

আশা ভঙ্গ হলে নিরাশায় সত্বর প্রস্থান !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

Gogol

Gogol is said to have laughed over his compositions. I go much further: I frequently engage in very loud peals of laughter over My compositions, particularly when My unsuspecting spouse is not within hearing range!

Kishalay Sinha [G]
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ/আ]
किशलय सिन्हा [भ/आ]

বাচ্চা

বাচ্চারা এত boring ! একটু পরিপক্ক (!) না হলে মজা লাগে না ! আরে বাবা, আজকালকার আধুনিক বাচ্চারা সবাই পরিপক্ক - in fact, too পরিপক্ক - ভয়ানক পরিপক্ক !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]