VIRTUAL HUSBAND

VIRTUAL HUSBAND

Who is the VIRTUAL HUSBAND of UNETHICAL FEMALES WITH ILLICIT DREAMS?

God.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

DIVORCE CERTIFICATE

Why did Jehovah [God] ask the Israelites: "Where is the divorce certificate of your mother?"

      - Isaiah 49:6

Probably only very people know the meaning of this rhetorical question.

I have read somewhere that God married a Jewish girl (could be Mary) - probably billions of years ago - when there were no "Hindus" or "Muslims" or "Christians" or "Buddhists" etc. ad nauseam - she may be a hippy in her latest reincarnation - but I haven't read anywhere that God has divorced this or any other of His numerous sexy angelic wives such as Eve / Radha / Sita / Meera et al. "Israel" could be a synonym for "world"; it doesn't have to mean the new small country which is being ruled TEMPORARILY by the nasty alien brute Benjamin Netanyahu together with his evil gang of aliens who are cheating and torturing the poverty-stricken Jewish and Muslim people of Israel and Palestine. According to the Bible, the Jews and Arabs /  Muslims are descendants of two brothers - two sons of the same father; and Jesus, "Son of God", reincarnation of Adam, who was crucified - tortured on the cross - by Satan and his gang and was thereafter called "Jesus Christ", from whom Christian and Christianity are derived, was a Jew.

It is interesting that Adam is called आदम in Hindi - from आदम is derived aadmee आदमी - members of the human race!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ভগ - भग

It is shameful that ভগবান - ভগৱান - भगवान (= God) is derived from ভগ - भग and so ভগবান - ভগৱান - भगवान means the Owner of lots of v. because ভগ - भग - means v.

Kishalay Sinha [G, ভ,भ]

MORAL EQUIVALENCE

BRUTAL America = BRUTAL Russia in regard to BRUTAL MASS MURDER OF FOREIGN CITIZENS.

CNN is full of nasty aliens.

BOTH the White House AND the U.S. media LIE 24X7 but cannot fool God and deadly psycho-technologists.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE WIZARD OF OZ

I saw a delightful movie - on The Wizard of Oz - two days ago, in the evening (IST), on Feb 6, 2017. I cannot recall if the movie was shown on STAR MOVIES or HBO or some other movie channel.

The reason I am giving these details is that I find that there are SO MANY versions of The Wizard of Oz that I am totally confused! And I cannot locate that film coz I do not remember the exact name of the TV film I saw! But I guess the film I saw on TV is the latest version and so is not yet available for free!

I think that the Wizard of Oz in the TV film I saw (probably the latest of all the films about the Wizard) - the Magician hero who rescues the world - is a symbol of God in human form and that the film is about how He rescues the oppressed and helpless people by destroying Satan who committed suicide in panic a few years ago when he got scared of God.

Everyone in every country will enjoy watching The Wizard of Oz film I saw.

Of course, the REAL - not reel - film on Me, the three "hippies" Y, Z, Ms. Z, and Ms. X, etc. - is the greatest film of all time!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

আজকাল unethical females রা সারাদিন গোপনে কি ভাবে ? আচ্ছা, আমি কেমন করে বলব ? আমি কি Omniscient? ও তাই নাকি ? আমি কি সত্যি জানি না ? আমি সর্বসমক্ষে অপ্রিয় সত্য বলতে চাই না ! সত্য হোক অপ্রিয় হোক বলে ফেললে সবাই বাধিত হতাম ৷ তাহলে বলি - এদের সবার মাথা খারাপ হয়েছে ! তবে সেটা কি আমার দোষ ? আমি এদের সবার মনে  অনৈতিক কামনা উস্কে দিয়েছি ! কি প্রমাণ ?

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

বহু বছর আগে I had a strange all-night trance যখন আমি UIUC (University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign) এর university hostel for male and female (!) research and post graduate students এ আমার room এ ছিলাম - হয়ত 3rd floor বা 4th floor এ - আর যখন ভোরে আমার ঘুম ভাঙল, জানালা দিয়ে নীচে দেখলাম রাস্তায় বরফ - আমি excited হয়ে feel করেছিলাম:

I have solved the universe!

(which is true)

আর

আমি বাবা কৃষ্ণকে beat করেছি in the matter of romance ! - অর্থাৎ আমার অজস্র - infinite?  - (illicit) প্রেমিকা হবে !

(this is very doubtful)

আমি Ph. D. student ছিলাম in the UIUC department of physiology and biophysics, "Cynthia" ছিল student in the department of architecture - UIUC telephone directory থেকে জেনেছিলাম - মেয়েটির সঙ্গে দেখা হয় নি যদিও মেয়েটির room was almost opposite My room on the other side of the corridor - আমি গোপনে ওর room এর message pad এ দেখেছিলাম the following messages:

Oops!

তারপর:

After all, I suffered for you today!

আর finally:

Don't forget your [Your] keys!

For details, read My short story "Cynthia" published in melange, the Sunday magazine of The Sentinel - you will find it if you search My public gmails.

In the UIUC graduate (M.S. / M.A. / Ph. D.) dormitory / hostel, male students lived singly or with another male student, similarly the girls lived alone or with another girl - it was NOT a "living together" hostel. (I stayed alone in My room.) আজ পর্যন্ত জানলাম না "Cynthia" মেয়েটি কে ছিল ! আমার ধর্মপত্নী আমাকে বলে মেয়েটি নিশ্চয় স্থূলকায় black female ছিল আর ও নাকি ওর message pad এ keys লিখে নি - লিখেছিল kiss! Don't forget Your kiss! আমি কখন Cynthia কে kiss করলাম ? আমি তাকে ত কখনো চোখে দেখিনি ! কেবল ওর (brief) গল্প শুনেছি (a la কিশোর কুমার ) অৰ্থাৎ কেবল ওর name - এখন মনে হচ্ছে সম্পূর্ণ গাঁজাখুরী নাম - Cynthia Katherine Hammonds - আর phone number - কোনদিন phone করিনি - কি দরকার - why waste time - আর কোন department এর ছাত্রী - UIUC department of architecture - - a la Ayn Rand novel: THE FOUNTAINHEAD - about the  hero Howard something - My research guide at UIUC was kind-hearted Prof. Howard S. Ducoff... In fact আমার student life এ - school college university life এ - India তে বা America তে - আমি কোনদিন কোন female কে kiss করি নি !  

Was mysterious UIUC girl "Cynthia" the same as My sweet female classmate "Marian" (?) in M.S. math course at UIC (University of Illinois at Chicago)? Is she related to "hippy" Z? Eve?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Many songs of Lata etc. are very tedious, no thanks to poor lyrics and poor tunes.

***

At Ravi Hotel, Bombay / Mumbai many years ago:

G: I want to find out why people grow old and why people die.

Z: You think you could solve this problem?

G: We could try.

***

G (arrogant and conceited monologue / monolg inside room, when I am alone): B. sits next to a stranger! In My presence! In front of her would-be husband! Shameless hussy! (Pause...) I still love M... M and B! M's parents probably have already engaged her to be married to somebody.

(Soliloquy repeated.)

***

G (reading aloud CORRECT SPELLING MADE EASY by Norman Lewis): ... Let's pretend that My wife's name is Mary....

***

Y: What do you think of family planning?

G: Silly, isn't ?

(I was a young bachelor - I never had pre-marital sex - I was very inexperienced in the matter of sex and so it was very foolish of Me to ask that rhetorical question whose answer was very obvious I thought at that time.)

At Matunga Police Station:

Police officer: Any complaint?

G: No complaint.

Silence.

G (cautiously): I would like to meet the dad of Ms. X.

Police officer: Address?

I gave that guy's home address which was about 2000 miles from Mumbai.

Silence.

I chose another approach to find out if the police were on My side or were siding with My enemies whoever they were; I divined in a flash of inspiration two or three days later that evil and cunning Satan ("God") and his gang of human-looking male and female aliens ("gods" and "goddesses") were the invisible enemies of the human race:

G: I think I have offended his daughter [Ms. X].

Police officer (in anger): Why, what have you done? Fucked her?

G: No.

Police officer: Then? Listen. You are an educated man. India is an independent country. Fight back!

G: Thank you.

And I went out of Matunga police station into the night, determined to FIGHT BACK and WIN! That night I slept on the footpath in Matunga with a homeless beggar who gave Me one or two bananas to eat because I was penniless and hungry. Next day I went back by bus to Bombay / Mumbai and HIT BACK HARD and have destroyed Satan and his gang of aliens step by step patiently over the following years.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

The N-word

My very first encounter with "hippy" Z inside our shared room at Ravi Hotel:

Z: What do you think of beggars in India?

G: I once attended an after-dinner speech by an American professor at St. Stephen's College, Delhi. An Indian student quoted Life magazine saying how ill-treated Negroes were in America. The professor gave a nice reply. He said: "Negroes in America are far more comfortable than beggars in India."

Z: What do you mean, "comfort"?

G: They have food and housing.

Z: No.

G: No?

Z: No.

G: Too bad.

(I didn't know that Negro was the unmentionable N-word until I was given this cautionary information in Chicago ten years later by My cousin who lived with his engineer uncle at Oak Park, Chicago.)

***

Another tough encounter with hippy Z:

Z: What do you think of the Bangladesh War?

G: ... the brutality and the bestiality of war.

Z: Would you like to make a prophecy?

G: The ordinary report tends to be biased, prejudiced, one-sided. I wouldn't like to prophesy on such meagre evidence.

Z: You are a Muslim?

G (loudly, violent anger in My voice): I am a Hindu !

Then, deafening silence ... the over-sarcastic hippy Z stunned and speechless at My ferocity.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ARTEMIS FOWL

I strongly recommend the Artemis Fowl thriller series by Eoin Colfer. I have the following six:

1. Artemis Fowl

2. Artemis Fowler and the Arctic Incident

3. Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code

4. Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception

5. Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony

6. Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox

I will buy as early as possible:

7. Artemis Fowl: The Graphic Novel

Artemis Fowl is a child prodigy from Ireland who has dedicated his brilliant mind to criminal activities. When Artemis discovers that there is a fairy civilization below ground, he sees it as a golden opportunity. Now there is a whole new species to exploit with his ingenious schemes. But Artemis doesn't know as much as he thinks about the fairy People. And what he doesn't know could hurt him ...

If Internet rumours are to be believed, twelve-year-old Artemis Fowl is responsible for every major crime of the new century. In this ["Artemis Fowl"], the story of Artemis's first encounter with the fairy People, you'll find out how the criminal mastermind hatched a plot to restore his family's fortune - and how he discovered a world below ground of armed and dangerous fairies and mind-blowing technology.

And you'll learn how, by kidnapping Captain Holly Short of the Lower Elements Police, Artemis Fowl almost triggered a cross-species war ...

From: Artemis Fowl II

Sent: Today

To: Eoin Colfer

Subject: artemisfowl.co.UK

Dear Mr Colfer,

I was disapppointed to learn of your continued efforts to hack into my personal files at artemisfowl.co.uk. Please desist. This is a fruitless exercise. Continued attempts to crack my password will result in a visit from my lawyers and ultimately a visit from Butler.

Mr Colfer, you have been warned.

Artemis Fowl II

Fowl Manor

To Do

1) Visit artemisfowl.co.uk

2) Crack access code

3) Download profiles, games and top-secret info

4) Go shopping

From: Colfer, Eoin (pronounced 'Owen', by the way)

Sent: Yesterday

To: The World (above and below ground)

Subject: A message from Artemis Fowl's Official Biographer

The facts contained in this book are just that - facts.

It's all true, every word. Irish criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl HAS discovered a fairy race living below ground. He HAS extorted gold from them and the fairy police HAVE been on his tail for supplying power cells to the goblin gangs.

But that's not the half of it. The Russian Mafiya are holding his father to ransom in the Arctic Circle and only Artemis's bodyguard, Butler, stands between him and an evil pixie. As an explosive situation threatens the entire fairy civilization, Artemis realizes that even a wicked genius needs help sometimes. And it can come from the most unlikely quarters.

Fowl will deny all of this, of course, as will his army of lawyers. But they haven't sued me, have they?

Read on if you must. But wrap up warm. Things are about to get frosty.

Eoin Colfer

BRIEF ENCOUNTERS WITH ... ARTEMIS FOWL

Artemis is impossible. Everytime we set up an interview he doesn't show. I think he enjoys standing me up ['to not meet someone who you have arranged to meet']. It's his idea of a joke. I get the message, of course. The message is that I am nothing more than his lackey, there to answer his call like a little lap dog. Artemis believes that I wouldn't even have a career if it wasn't for him. Well, I've got news for you, Master Fowl. I was a successful writer before you came along - I had sold dozens of books and won two certificates of merit. Maybe I lied a bit about my age for the second certificate, but that's not the point. The point is that I don't need you, Artemis Fowl. There are loads of things I could write about. I have an idea about a girl who discovers a door in her ... toybox that leads into a world ruled by an ice princess. I'm sure that would be a mega bestseller.

Eoin Colfer

From: Colfer, Eoin (pronounced 'Owen', by the way)

Sent: Today

To: The World (above and below ground - and Limbo, i.e. somewhere in between)

Subject: A message from Artemis Fowler's Official Biographer

I've waited a long time for young criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl to meet his match. Finally, it's happened.

(I bought all of the above six Artemis Fowl thrillers on 26/11/2010 - after death by starvation of My dear dad Krishna on 2/1/2009, that is, January 2, 2009. Since you can easily find the name of publisher and prices of the Artemis Fowl novels from the Internet, I will desist from giving these details. You can order all Artemis Fowl books online from Flipkart or Amazon, I am sure; Amazon offers big discounts to customers, I have been told. - G)

I suspect that Artemis Fowl novels are ghost- written by "hippy" Z [revised: ghost-written by Eve alias ... ] and Artemis Fowl is based on Me, which is very unfair.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

अंधकार है वहाँ जहाँ आदित्य नहीं है

मुर्दा है वह देश जहाँ साहित्य नहीं है ৷

                   - देवी प्रसाद 'पूर्ण'

Dark is the place where is no Sun,

Dead is the land which is void of Literature.

          - Devi Prasad 'Poorna'

PRAISE

I have NEVER given FALSE praise to anyone. I NEVER flatter even My own घर्मपत्नी - My own wife - do I have other wives - अधर्मपत्नी ?!! No!! I am a monogamous and law-abiding "Hindu" Guy (having gotten Myself born as My (late) dad Krishna's eldest Son to fool Satan and his gang of aliens) - I am not a polygamous Muslim guy - I am aware that this is Kaliyug and not Satyayug - this is not the age of King Dasarath with four wives - and there are financial constraints and the desire for marital peace.

किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]

I write almost always in English (because it is at present the most important international language) but hardly ever in any Indian language other than Bengali (coz Bengali is a rich Indian language).

I am glad that there are pure innocent females at least in Assam/India who are trying hard to follow the tradition of the pure and virtuous Sita who alas was banished by her hubby Lord Ram coz he got suspicious about her marital fidelity post Sita's kidnapping / kidnaping by demon Ravan, and she cried aloud in anguish: "O Mother Earth, please take me into your bosom [= I want to go into the interior of the earth]!" and yet Ravan in a previous birth reportedly guarded the underground citadel of Lord Ram alias Lord Krishna and therfore Ravan was in fact a close friend of Ram / Krishna in their previous births.

Ms. X = Sita (consort of Lord Ram)? = Radha (top lover of Lord Krishna)?

Lord Ram = Lord Krishna; avatars are very common in India. (Krishna / Ram is no longer alive, coz it is well-known that Krishna expired voluntarily.)

Radha = Eve?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

TANTRIK?

It is said that some tantriks have the awesome power to make females fall madly in love with them - and then - whoosh! - the tantriks just vanish - leaving the females lost and desolate! मुझे लगता है यह तो पूरी बकवास ! Please note that I am Definitely Not A Woman-Baiting Tantrik !

किशलय सिनहा जी [G, भ,आ]

I know what EVERY married female and EVERY married but divorced female and EVERY unmarried female who has had "consensual" sex with her boyfriends and EVERY female who has  "lived together" with a male guy and EVERY female who has been "raped" "against her will" is deeply worried about: will God "accept" her? - "accept" is always used in the vulgar sense: explicitly, will He consider it beneath His dignity to have sex with a sinner like me? (Prostitutes probably don't have this worry, unlike females who pretend to be very pure and virtuous and not virtual prostitutes.)

Frankly, at this moment I don't know the right answer Myself. Perhaps the most important prerequisite is that the human race should be made immortal again - FAST - and immortality CAN be achieved fast, I am sure.

Thanks. (Thanks for what?!!)

*** Please NOTE that in the above text, "female" means "unethical" female. Not all females are unethical. ***

Kishalay Sinha [G]

RESEARCH

যে কোন advertisement আর আলোচনায় "research" শব্দটা মাঝে মাঝে বললে বা লিখলে তৎক্ষণাৎ দারুণ convincing আর বিশ্বাসযোগ্য হয়ে যায় - এটা হল widely used technique!

By the way, আমার ত মনে হয় যে নানা কারণে ভীষণ চালু শ্রী ভগবান কোন single female কে বেশী পাত্তা দেওয়াটা নিশ্চয় সমীচীন মনে করেন না !

নিজের কল্পনায় কোন female যদি নিজেকে "প্রতারিত" ভাবে, শ্রীভগবান কি করতে পারেন ? তাঁর করার কিস্যু নেই ! 

আচ্ছা, আমার ত মনে হয় - P.M. ইন্দিরা গান্ধী was shot dead by her bodyguards some years ago, the Russian Ambassador to Turkey was shot dead recently by his angry bodyguard, two days ago a top Afghan diplomat to Pakistan was shot dead by a security guard inside the Afghan consulate in Karachi - এসব very violent উদাহরণ দেখে West Bengal MLA কে marshal পিটেছে - সব পার্টীর MLA গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডী দেরকে VIOLENT ধোলাই দেওয়া হবে - including শয়তান তৃণমূল গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডীদেরকে - কারণ সব পার্টীর male and female MLA s রা সবাই nasty aliens - নরকীয় শঁয়তানের দল (Satan's gang of male and female aliens - self-styled human-looking "দেবতা" "দেবী" গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডীর দল) - চোরে চোরে মাসতুতো ভাই বোন - যারা সবাই এখন ভীষণ আতঙ্কগ্রস্ত !

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ,আ]

সময়ৰ অভাৱত (অকল সময়ৰ অভাৱত নে?) মই আজিলৈকে কোনো সাহিত্য সভা or national or international literature festival কেতিয়াও attend কৰা নাই - আনকি মই আজিলৈকে কোনো বিষ্ণুপ্ৰিয়া মণিপুৰী (মোৰ মাতৃভাষা - Oops!) মহাসভালৈ যোৱা নাই ! মোৰ সময় নাই !

অসম সাহিত্য সভাৰ প্ৰাক্তন সভাপতি সাহিত্যিক journalist  শ্ৰীযুত কনক সেন ডেকাই মোক তেখেতৰ "দৈনিক অগ্ৰদূত" বিখ্যাত বাতৰি কাকতত regular articles লিখিবলৈ কৈছিল ৷ মই তেখেতৰ ওচৰত চিৰকৃতজ্ঞ but I am very sorry that সময়ৰ অভাৱত (!) মই তেখেতক কোনো article দিব পৰা নাই !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

PRAG NEWS is a first rate TV channel - বঢ়িয়া channel.

Advertisements by corrupt governments are pointless and useless advertisements that are of absolutely no use to cheated citizens but serve only to increase the bank balance of corrupt politicians and officials and advertisers.

Sanjeev Narayan

Sanjeev Narayan = Sanjeev + Narayan = সঞ্জীব + নারায়ণ = সঞ্জীৱ + নাৰায়ণ = A clone of Narayan / Krishna.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALL TV NEWS CHANNELS OF EVERY COUNTRY ARE RUN BY ALIENS.

Kishalay Sinha [G]