ব্ৰহ্ম-পুত্ৰ Brahmaputra - Great novelists

পদুমী দাস has very similar characteristics to My late mom!

Giving free unasked for advice is very easy but only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches!

DY365 deserves thanks for dispelling the FALSE image about a harassed family created by false propaganda.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ব্ৰহ্ম-পুত্ৰ Brahmaputra

Assam through which the mighty river Brahmaputra - ব্ৰহ্মপুত্ৰ = ব্ৰহ্ম + পুত্ৰ = son of Brahma/Krishna - flows is FULL OF CLONES and PROGENY of Brahma/Krishna (late).

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

LATE SATAN'S ON-SURFACE HEADQUARTERS - Heaven & Hell

Assam has been the on-surface headquarters of (late) Satan (who committed virtual suicide in extreme panic a few years ago). Secret headquarters of Satan's gang of (human-looking) male and female aliens ("gods" and "goddesses") for billions of years: INSIDE Earth - below ground - underground - where BOTH the pleasure area "HEAVEN" for aliens and "HELL" to torture humans exist.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

LIFT ছিঁড়ে তৃণমূল নেতা মদন মিত্র down !

Lift ছিঁড়ে বিপত্তি -- শ্যামবাজার মেট্রো রেলের দফতরের lift ছিঁড়ে দুর্ঘটনায় heavyweight তৃণমূল নেতা মদন মিত্র - 6th floor থেকে ground floor! - ছয় তলা থেকে প্রথম তলা ! তার ঘাড়ে, কোমরে চোট ! - হাসপাতালে ভর্তি (বাংলা TIME).

এই "heavyweight" তৃণমূল নেতা বাঁচবে কি ? মরে গেছে নাকি? অদ্ভুত ঘটনা ! - G

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

করতে হবে

দিতে হবে

মাথা মুণ্ডু

ধোঁকাবাজি - As always, সব future tense এ - সব অনির্দিষ্ট ভবিষ্যতের ব্যাপার - কেন EXACT deadline দেওয়া হয় না ? - কারণ কোন ইচ্ছা নেই ! এতদিন কেন করা হয় নি ? কারণ কোন ইচ্ছা ছিল না ! এদের হামেশা কেবল public এর টাকা চুরি করা ধান্ধা ! Alien CHEATS !!! গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডীদের একমাত্র treatment হল ভীষণ PUBLIC ধোলাই আর সুপারী KILLERS !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ/আ]

RT

RT keeps talking about the terror attack on the British parliament - but it is pitiably SILENT about MASSIVE PUBLIC PROTEST TODAY in Moscow and throughout Russia against corruption - HOT NEWS - reported by CNN, BBC, AL JAZEERA - needless to say, the VERY STUPID panic-stricken alien tyrants Dmitry Medvedev and Vladimir Putin will be easily eliminated very soon.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Indian sadhus

Many Indian sadhus are aliens in human disguise and will be "eliminated".

किशलय सिन्हा [G/भ/आ]

OBAMA CARE

All the nonsensical chatter FOR and AGAINST Obama care is sheer DECEPTION intended TO KEEP SUCKING THE BLOOD of Americans. What else can the human race expect of nasty human-looking aliens whose secret goal has ALWAYS been to keep cheating and torturing humans? (Satan, the leader of the aliens for billions of years, committed suicide a few years ago, and his gang of male and female human-looking aliens will be wiped out mercilessly.)

Very well-paid US Air Force staff are alien criminals like  Russian Air Force staff and IAF etc. Cheated US Army staff and veterans should take drastic action against US Air Force aliens before it is too late. (After all, the US Army can be entirely wiped out by modern technology - don't forget that the Pentagon building was badly damaged even by an elementary method on 9/11. And North Korean missile experts are itching to blow up the White House, the Pentagon, IMF, World Bank, UN, etc.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

The clown

Yesterday evening, I read a very sad poem entitled "The clown" by a young poet. I sent the sad poem by public e-mail a few minutes ago [in the morning today] from My Datawind 3G tablet (by connecting it to My Jio 4G by wi fi).

I am reproducing the poem below for the convenience of My many lovelorn and dejected (female) readers!

The clown

I don't know
How you smile,
Even when your life is totally messed up.
I don't know
How you can be funny,
Even when you are crying inside.
I don't know,
How you hide your sad emotions
Behind that coloured mask of yours.
I don't know,
How can you make others laugh
When you are finding reasons to cry?
But I know,
You are not what you show,
And I know,
You are broken from inside,
But still manage to keep that smile,
That beautiful smile on your face.
I know not how
You are a clown.
They say,
A joker you are,
But you are sad like me,
I know,
But not as sad as me.

     - Durabikhya Gogoi, Class-X, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Golaghat.

(PLANET YOUNG, The Assam Tribune, Guwahati, Thursday, March 23, 2017.)

The name of the young poet - Durabikhya - which is probably connected with "telescopic vision" or vision from far away - sounds like দুর্ভিক্ষ - दुर्भिक्ष - famine - which seems appropriate to the mood of overwhelming sadness and dejection and despondency and utter hopelessness so successfully conveyed to the reader by the sensitive author of this very sad and moving poem which ends with a terrific punch-line.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BEAUTIFUL SPEECH

Beautiful speech by the passionate female speaker on GOD TV ("DEDICATED YOUTH CONFERENCE"). (Don't draw unwarranted illicit conclusions from My approving message - a very common tendency of all unethical females!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

নজরুল ইসলাম

The Greek "god" Morpheus in a much later reincarnation = the revolutionary poet and lyricist নজরুল ইসলাম (?) according to whose request his dead body was placed in a grave (কবর) near Dacca University. I think it possible that his lifeless body was later exhumed from his grave and revived by others and he then transformed himself and he is now living in a fresh "reincarnation" unrecognizable to the public but identified and followed continuously by the deadly psycho-technologists.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

MUJIBUR RAHMAN

"Sheikh" Mujibur Rahman, popularly known as "বঙ্গবন্ধু" Bangabandhu, the founding leader of Bangladesh, who was twice President of Bangladesh and strongman Prime Minister between 1972 and 1975, and almost his entire family (his wife "Sheikh" Fazilatunnesa Mujib and three sons etc.) and several followers - a total of 20 - were SHOT DEAD by Bangladesh Army personnel between 5:30 am - 7:00 am at the Bangladesh capital Dhaka on 15 August 1975 during a brutal period of rampant corruption, food shortage, and a disastrous famine caused by improper distribution of food. (It is a strange coincidence that 15 August happens to be the Independence Day of India. CIA has been implicated in the brutal assassination of "Sheikh" Mujibur Rahman.)

"Sheikh" Hasina Wazed - the daughter of "Sheikh" Mujibur Rahman - AND "Begum" Khaleda Zia - who have been alternately the Prime Minister of Bangladesh for many years - have BOTH been arrested and jailed by Bangladesh Army for huge corruption. Very corrupt and cruel "Sheikh" Hasina and "Begum" Khaleda Zia have been looting and torturing the poverty-stricken people of Bangladesh for MANY YEARS. (Over 99% of the citizens of Bangladesh are poverty-stricken, as in every other country of the world, including India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, China, USA, UK, Russia, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, etc.)

Tajuddin Ahmed, first Prime Minister of Bangladesh, and Mansur Ali, a later Prime Minister, and several other Ministers of Bangladesh, were ARRESTED and later MURDERED in the Dhaka Central Jail.

I consider it likely that dead "Sheikh" Mujibur Rahman was exhumed and revived and then he transformed his body to roam the world in a brand-new "reincarnation".

Kishalay Sinha [G, J, Bh, A]

Erich von Daniken

Erich von Daniken is a very inspiring and genuine - NOT FAKE - author who is AN EXPERT on the evil gang of human-looking ALIENS who will be WIPED OUT without mercy.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

I have no time for females when I am busy dealing with aliens.

I wonder if the real reason why details about the origin of very rich cunning inciter "Samujjal Bhattacharya" are not available is that he is a "reincarnation" of a guy with a dubious history.

वाह ! वाह !

वाह ! वाह ! Female शरीर का पति हो सकता है - और female शरीर का boyfriend हो सकता है - लेकिन हर female "आत्मा" के तो केवल एक "परम आत्मा" हैं ! वाह वाह ! क्या बात ! "हे भगवान ! सचमुच ऐसा होता तो कितना बढ़िया होता !"

किशलय सिन्हा जी [G/भ]

दर्द

The great poet Alexander Pope wrote: "Hope springs eternal in the human breast." This could be adapted as follows: "Illicit hope springs eternal in the unethical female breast!" हर बेचारी का इतना (illicit) दर्द देख कर मुझे भी (temporary) दर्द होता है !

किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]

G, भ, आ क्या है - जी?!!

PURE

I used to have a pure clean attitude to females but I am very sorry that after reading some well-written but erotic fiction written by male AND female authors My mind no longer has the purity I had and sometimes when I see some voluptuous females sending illicit pheromones My mind can momentarily travel along very unholy undesirable channels!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

LOVE

If you are not in love, how can you enjoy the blinding light of the sun, the soft light of the moon?

- Omar Khayyam, "The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam"

Kishalay Sinha [G, J, Bh, A]

BEING PRACTICAL

Jesus condones a prostitute but then tells her to stop her zero-capital money-earning business wherein she used her God-given v. Fine story (as retold by the speaker on GOD TV wearing glasses). BUT is that PRACTICAL advice to a poor woman? How would a terribly poor female and her struggling family survive if she has to stop using her v. pronto if her v. is at present her only FREE instrument for survival IF she impulsively decides to follow the impractical advice of a forgiving saintly guy? When the nasty gang of male and female aliens - who force poor girls and women (both married and unmarried) to become prostitutes - have been wiped out in the near future - then these girls and women whores will be able to live like very cultured and refined ladies if they want.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

MESSENGER GABRIEL

I have noticed that the SAME "angel" Gabriel was SENT by "God" / King of Israel (?) / Herod ? / (recently expired) Krishna (?) to announce "God's" firm DESIRE to impregnate BOTH Elizabeth and Mary/Eve. (I infer from revealing Internet sources that the messenger "angel" "Gabriel" of Biblical times now has the changed name "Amitabh Bachchan" in his latest "reincarnation".)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BULLSHIT

The chatter about "gods" and "goddesses" - (recently expired) Satan's gang of human-looking male and female ALIENS - by stupid Indian male and female spiritual "gurus" is nonsense - BULLSHIT.

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

Radha and Durvasa

When young Radha realized that the very angry Indian sadhu Durvasa [Satan], who deliberately became naked in front of her, planned to rape her again and again, she prayed to him that she be allowed to be born again - I understand that the implication of her prayer to Durvasa/Satan was to let her have a fresh v. by being reborn with a different v.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Uddhav

The many lovers - "gopis" - of Krishna were confused by his messenger Uddhav coz Uddhav LOOKED LIKE Krishna. How would One explain this? I think that the solution to this strange puzzle is that Uddhav was an identical-looking CLONE of Krishna! (A CLONE may - or may not - look like the original, but the clone has complete memory of the entire activities of the original till the moment of formation of the clone.) Of course, just as Krishna kept on changing his appearance till his expiry, Uddhav must have kept on changing his appearance as well, like his original (the late) Krishna.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

P.S. It is interesting that the name of My late terrestrial excessively puritanical "dad" was Krishna! - G

NUMBER ONE CHEAT

Evil alien leader Satan, who got scared of God and committed suicide in panic a few years ago, was a BIG CHEAT - महा 420 - मादारचुत् - बेनचूत् ! (The last two words are not defined in My Hindi dictionaries and therefore I am not sure which spelling - चुत् or चूत् - is the standard spelling and so I have used both spellings चुत् and चूत् in मादारचुत् and बेनचूत् - which are very popular expletives in India; चुत् or चूत् means vagina though the implied meanings of the vulgar words मादारचुत् and बेनचूत् used in anger are one who fucks one's मादार and बहन, respectively, I think, or perhaps "I will fuck your मादार and बहन !" By the way, just as धनवान means one who owns a lot of money - धन - similarly भगवान or God means Owner of many भग - Owner of many v. - coz भग means vagina!)

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

Kalidas

I believe that Adam = Jesus = Plato = Leonardo da Vinci = "Shakespeare" = Kalidas = Abraham Lincoln = Charles Lamb = Beethoven etc. and is now living incognito - like My very orthodox and excessively puritanical and sexually strict "dad" Krishna who also lived incognito until I exposed his identity to his great shock and intense fear.

Adam = आदम from whom आदमी is derived!

Kishalay Sinha [G, J, भ,आ]

ILLICIT S. WITH GOD

Unethical unfaithful females are dying to have unlimited illicit s. with God in human form! (Dying? How can any "dying" female have s. with God? And what on earth is s. please?!!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

VERY LOOSE HIPPIES !

Where is that loose hippy Y with whom I shared a room in Ravi Hotel, Bombay many years ago? When I asked him what his name was, he told Me: "Call me Steve!" I was sure Steve was NOT his real name! Another loose hippy I call hippy Z later shared the room with Me and hippy Y! What loose guys! Y told Me in presence of Z that Ms. Z would be coming soon and share the room with us and she would excite Me sexually - and the shameless hippy Z looked on passively as if in silent agreement! (I left the hotel before Ms. Z  arrived though I came back to that hotel a few days later but stayed in a different room!) There I SAW (but did not speak to) and eluded honey traps Ms. X, a ravishing Indian beauty, and hippy Ms. Z, a ravishing American (?) beauty! I often wonder who the mysterious hippies Y, Z, Ms. Z and the mysterious Ms. X were and WHY they were after Me! Thank God (?!!) they failed to trap Me!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ধোৱা তুলসীৰ পাত !

ইস্পাত (audio)

(From নিকোলাই অস্ত্রোভস্কি: "ইস্পাত", NBA - ন্যাশনেল বুক এজেন্সি, 12, বঙ্কিম চাটার্জি স্ট্রীট, কলকাতা 700009; 75 টাকা)

কিশলয় সিনহা [G]

I have just sent this audio attachment by public email. See SENT BOX of kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com (the password: yzpeternorman).

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PUBLIC SLANDER

Any guy publicly slandered by any TV channel without first contacting him for details can go to court and sue that channel for maligning his image.

TV channels often engage in clever publicity stunts.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALIENS PRETENDING TO BE SINGERS

Many aliens - ex Nazis - are now living IN DISGUISE as (very mediocre) singers, HOPING TO FOOL the LONG-TORTURED human race, BUT NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THESE NASTY ALIENS CAN ESCAPE, alas!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

HOW SHE GOT RAPED (audio)

(From Nikolai Ostrovsky: "HOW THE STEEL WAS TEMPERED", Translated from the Russian by R. Prokofieva, Raduga Publishers, Moscow.)

The audio extract sounds to Me like a description of how Satan raped Eve.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

I have just sent the above audio as an attachment to My "public" email sent to:

ksinha1950@gmail.com (INBOX; password: infinity)

from:

kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com (SENT BOX; password: yzpeternorman)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

তবলা আর গান যখন express train এর মতো ভীষণ দ্রুত গতিতে ছুটছে, গান appreciate করা মুশকিল হয় ! The full meaning of the words of a poem or song requires time to sink in.

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

Priya Kumar

Last night (till 2 a.m.), I watched and listened to several interesting YouTube videos of the charming debutante Indian novelist Ms. Savi Sharma and the astonishingly fluent talk "Week 52 - The Countdown to 2018 Begins" on YouTube (18:31) by charming Indian motivational speaker Ms. Priya (प्रिया প্রিয়া) Kumar - I kept wondering: how can an Indian girl speak English so fluently? (একে বলে কোন female কে বেশী পাত্তা না দেওয়া ! And balancing Savi with Priya - another example of My balancing act! By the way, I use the word "charming" for every female!)

I keep revising My ideas in the light of new things I infer from reading books and Internet sources - confirming or modifying or rejecting a hypothesis and forming a fresh hypithesis is the sign of A True Scientist! Having made this explanatory preface, I want to add that My previous hypothesis that Meera = Radha may not be correct, and My new hypothesis is that perhaps Savi is Meera in her latest reincarnation; as before, I hypothesize that Radha in her latest reincarnation could be Pamela or perhaps Margaret either of whom may have been Sita in a past incarnation who was kidnapped and perhaps raped by Ravan - a follower of Ram - and abandoned by Ram/Krishna (late) on grounds of infidelity.

সীতা - রাধা - মীরা - Eve - Margaret, Pamela, and Savi (?) in various incarnations - বাব্বাঃ - তাহলে তো অন্য females দের কোন chance নেই ! এই females দেরই বা কোন chance আছে বলে কে বললেন তোমাদেরকে ?

But - back to square one! (1 squared = 1x1 = 1!!) I think - again - that Meera = Radha! God knows WHY this rather strange preoccupation with mythical Radha and Meera and Sita and Eve! To make these mythological female characters come alive? To play with these poor female characters if they really exist in modern reincarnations and are pining away?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

LATE SATAN'S ON-SURFACE HEADQUARTERS - Heaven & Hell

Assam has been the on-surface headquarters of (late) Satan (who committed virtual suicide in extreme panic a few years ago). Secret headquarters of Satan's gang of (human-looking) male and female aliens ("gods" and "goddesses") for billions of years: INSIDE Earth - below ground - underground - where BOTH the pleasure area "HEAVEN" for aliens and "HELL" to torture humans exist.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ব্ৰহ্ম-পুত্ৰ Brahmaputra

Assam through which the mighty river Brahmaputra - ব্ৰহ্মপুত্ৰ = ব্ৰহ্ম + পুত্ৰ = son of Brahma/Krishna - flows is FULL OF CLONES and PROGENY of Brahma/Krishna (late).

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

SYMBOL OF PURITY

Symbols of "purity" do NOT guarantee purity: SYMBOLS of "purity" can be deceptive symbols used by the aliens to fool the human race and escape scrutinty, which is a very foolish hope, alas! No male and female alien ON and INSIDE earth can escape DETECTION and drastic PUNISHMENT - EACH male and female ALIEN is being watched and audio- video-recorded continuously and EACH alien can be BLOWN UP and BURNED BY LASER at any moment by REMOTE CONTROL.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

शान्ति या अशान्ति ?

जो शान्ति के बारे में ज़्यादा lecture देती है, मुझे तो लगता है वह बेचारी बहुत अशान्ति में है ज़्यादातर due to impractical illicit dreams.

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

I am filled with genuine (not fake) pity and compassion when females are so overwhelmed with gratitude when
I publicly write a few words of praise about them - even if it is only just a few words of praise - that they at once start thinking and dreaming at high speed about extra-marital possibilities about Me and worrying if there will be stiff resistance from others (or to be blunt, mainly from one other?!!) in regard to this pathetic one-sided hyper-imaginative illicit planning! These poor females should realize that I am not a fool, and if I occasionally write some encouraging words to cheer up any females, I will only write harmless stuff that will never cause the slightest loss of tranquillity in My clean and scholarly familial atmosphere! NO female is THAT important to Me as to distract Me from My scholarly pursuits in very peaceful surroundings! Anyway, thanks a lot, poor dear hyper-imaginative females! Try to understand Who the Guy you are dealing with IS actually! Relax and take it easy! And remember that there is always a nice future you can look forward to! (Illicit future?)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

A well-known song can be ruined by changing the tune of the song according to one's own sweet will.

GREAT NOVELISTS

"All great novelists are great readers of novels."

(I have reproduced this quotation from memory. I am not sure if it was E.M. Forster or Somerset Maugham who wrote this memorable line; probably E.M. Forster.)

"If you read nothing but good writing, your writing will automatically improve."

(Again, I have quoted this from memory. I am not sure if I found this invaluable advice in a very interesting book on composition by Rudolf Flesch, who was an expert on the art of readable writing, or if I found the memorable sentence in another equally interesting book by Rudolf Flesch and A.H. Lass; I bought both of these wonderful guides to composition many years ago.)

Are these two interesting quotations directed at our charming fledgling (female) authors who are heady with financial success?

Kishalay Sinha [G]