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FAKE dengue ডেঙ্গু

No Indian now believes in FAKE dengue propagandized by the gang of ALIEN cheats - ALIEN 420 দের মিথ্যে "ডেঙ্গু" আতঙ্ক এখন আর কেউ বিশ্বাস করে না ৷ "ডেঙ্গু" হল অতি ক্ষুদ্র virus - যা experts রা detect করতে পারে only with very costly কোটি কোটি টাকা দামের electron microscope দিয়ে - ভারতে কোন "diagnostic lab" নেই - there is NO "diagnostic lab" in India - যেখানে extremely costly electron microscope আছে - Alien 420 দেরকে public রা প্রচণ্ড ধোলাই দেওয়া উচিত - better still, proper "treatment" by সুপারী killers - shooting or শিরচ্ছেদ ! মুখ্যমন্ত্রী স্বাস্থ্য মন্ত্রী alien "মমতা" ত এক নম্বর cheat. সব 420 statistics - আর public কে মিথ্যে "ডেঙ্গু" ভয় দেখাচ্ছে - IDIOT কোথাকার ! শয়তান চোরে চোরে মাসতুতো ভাই বোন aliens !

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G, ভ, আ]

P.S. Practically all TV news channels are run by aliens and are full of very cunning and innocent-looking patriotic-sounding male and female alien staff who look like human males and females but are ALIENS in human disguise. But the game is up, aliens. - G

ELECTIONS

Elections are a cunning device used by the aliens to continue cheating and torturing the human race because as a matter of fact ALL political parties are SECRET ALLIES and so IT DOES NOT MATTER TO ALIENS which political party wins or loses. However, elections will soon become obsolete because aliens will soon become extinct.

Amen.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

P.S. Practically all TV news channels are run by aliens and are full of very cunning and innocent-looking patriotic-sounding male and female alien staff who look like human males and females but are ALIENS in human disguise. But the game is up, aliens.

গাধ

মাননীয় পাঠক-পাঠিকা আৰু সুধীবৃন্দ,

মই সন্ন্যাসী বা ফকিৰ নহওঁ, মই মুনি-মহাপুৰুষো নহয় ৷ মই নিজকে 'অমুক' বা 'তমুক' স্বামী, বিনন্দ 108 বা কোনোবা মহামুনিৰ শিষ্য বুলি চিনাকি দিবও নোৱাৰো ৷ মই বনৌষধি বা মহৌষধি দিয়া চুফী পয়গম্বৰ নতুবা হিমালয়বাসী ঋষি নহওঁ ৷ চিত্ৰ তাৰকাও নহওঁ বা ৰাজনৈতিক নেতাও নহওঁ ৷ মই হ'লো এটা সাধাৰণ  গাধ ৷

এটা সুন্দৰকৈ সজোৱা কোঠালি ৷ মাজতে এখন ডাঙৰ মেজ, তাৰ ওপৰত ধুনীয়াকৈ সজাই থোৱা ফুলদানি ৷ কোঠাৰ এচুকত টেলিফোন চুইচবোৰ্ড ৷

টেলিফোন বোৰ্ডৰ আগত বহি থকা সুন্দৰী এগৰাকীয়ে মুখত ৰঙ দিয়াত ব্যস্ত ৷ তেওঁৰ আগৰ সৰু মেজখনত পাউদাৰ, মুখত ঘঁহা বস্তু, ওঁঠৰ ৰং ইত্যাদি ৷ মই বোলো ভুলতে মেক্স্ ফেক্টৰ কোম্পানীৰ কাৰখানা পালোহি নেকি? মই কিবা এটা লৈ ওলাই যাবই খুজিছিলো, পিছে তেনেতে সুন্দৰীয়ে দীঘল চেলাউৰি তলৰ চকুৰ পটা মেলি মোলৈ তেওঁৰ ধুনীয়া চকুযোৰে চাই সুধিলে - "কওকচোন?"

"মই অলপ সহায় বিচাৰি আহিছো ৷"

ছোৱালীজনীয়ে বুটাম এটা টিপি ফোনত ক'লে - "ৰাম লাভাইয়াজী, আপোনাক কোনোবা এজনে লগ ধৰিবলৈ আহিছে ৷"

টেলিফোনটোৱেই বেয়া নেকি ক'ব নোৱাৰিলো, সিফালৰ পৰা কোৱা কথা মোৰ কাণত পৰিল "মই এই বহিছো বাটাৰ মিল [buttermilk] এগিলাচলৈ ৷ এক নম্বৰ কেৰাণীৰ ওচৰলৈ পঠোৱা ৷"

ছোৱালীজনীয়ে ওঁঠত অলপ ৰং লগালে আৰু পাছত এক নম্বৰ কেৰাণীলৈ ফোন কৰিলে ৷ উত্তৰ আহিল "কোনে কৈছে?"

"মই নিৰ্মলাই কৈছো ৷"

"অ' জীউটো, কোৱা ৷" ক'লেও এনেকৈ যেন ডাঙৰ ম'হ এটাই উশাহ লৈছে ৷

"শুনক" নিৰ্মলাই ক'বলৈ ধৰে - "ইয়ালৈ এটা বেচেৰা দুৰ্ভগীয়া ... ৷"

"আৰে ইয়ালৈ যিয়ে আহে সি বেচেৰা দুৰ্ভগীয়াৰ বাহিৰে কি হব? বাৰু কোৱাচোন তোমাৰ এই কোকিল কণ্ঠী ধুনীয়া মাতটো ক'ৰ পৰা পালা? ফোনত শুনিলেই মই বিহ্বল হৈ পৰোঁ ৷ অ' নিৰ্মলা, আজি গধুলি চিনেমালৈ যাওঁ ব'লা ৷"

ছোৱালীজনীয়ে ফোন থৈ আকৌ সহকাৰী অধীক্ষকক ফোন কৰিলে ৷

"এতিয়া নহয়, মোৰ লগত আছে এজন ভগনীয়া ঠিকাদাৰ চৰ্দাৰ দৰবাৰা সিং ৷ বেচেৰাই সৰ্বস্ব হেৰুৱালে ৷ এতিয়া মই তেওঁৰ একলাখ টকাৰ চাউল ক্ষতিপূৰণৰ আপিলখন পৰীক্ষা কৰি আছো ৷ এতিয়া নহব ৷ আন কাৰোবাৰ ওচৰলৈ পঠোৱা ৷"

"বাৰু চাৰ" বুলি কৈ তেওঁ ফোনটো থব খুজিছিল ৷ তেনেতে সিফালৰ পৰা আকৌ ক'লে "হেল্ল' নিৰ্মলা ৷"

"কওঁক ৷"

"শাৰীখন ভাল লাগিলনে?"

"ও, মই আজি পিন্ধি আছো ৷"

তেওঁ ফোনটো থৈ বেগৰ পৰা আয়না উলিয়াই মুখখন চালে ৷ য'ত পাউদাৰ অলপ বেছি যেন লাগিল তাৰ পৰা পাফটোৰে অলপ গুচাই দিলে ৷

এইবাৰ তেওঁ অধ্যক্ষ মহোদয়লৈ ফোন কৰিলে ৷

"চাওক চাৰ ৷"

"কেনেকৈ চাম তোমাক? ফোনত চাব নোৱাৰি ৷ চাব লাগিলে ইয়ালৈ আহা ৷" উত্তৰ আহিল ৷

তেওঁ ছোৱালীয়ে-মৰা খিক্ খিক্ হাঁহি এটা মাৰিলে আৰু ক'লে - "এক বেচেৰা ইয়াত ৰৈ আছে, সহায় লাগে ৷"

"হয়নে? মইয়ো নিজেই কাৰোবাৰ পৰা সহায় পাওঁ নেকি তাৰ চেষ্টাতে আছো ৷" অধ্যক্ষই ওলোটাই কয় ৷

"চাওক এইটো অফিচৰ সময় ৷" ছোৱালীজনীয়ে কিবাকিবি খুজিলে ৷

"ভাল কৰিছা মোক মনত পেলাই দিছা ৷ মই এইমাত্ৰ ওপৰৰ পৰা অৰ্ডাৰ পাইছো যে মহিলা কৰ্মীয়ে যদি বিয়া কৰায় তেন্তে কামৰ পৰা বৰ্খাস্ত কৰিব লাগে ৷ বুজিছানে কথাটো ৷"

"মই বিয়া কৰোৱাৰ কথা এৰিলোৱেই ৷"

সিফালৰ পৰা অধ্যক্ষই নিৰ্বিকাৰ ভাবে কৈ গ'ল - "ফিলিপ ৰোডত ৷"

"অ' হয়, বহুত ধন্যবাদ, আপোনাক ৷ পিছে চাৰ এই বেচেৰাক এবাৰ দেখা কৰক ৷ অন্ততঃ এখন্তেকৰ কাৰণে ৷"

"কোননো তেওঁ?"

"ই এটা গাধ ৷"

"তোমাৰ সদায় ধেমালি ৷ বাৰু দিয়া পঠিয়াই ৷"

ছোৱালীজনীয়ে মোক যাবলৈ ক'লে ৷ কথাষাৰ কওঁতে মুখত ধুনীয়া আঙুলিটো দি যি ধৰণে ক'লে, মই মানুহ হোৱা হ'লে এতিয়াই তেওঁৰ প্ৰেমত পৰি হাবুডুবু খালোহেঁতেন ৷

অধ্যক্ষই মোক দেখি প্ৰথমে বেচ হাঁহিলে আৰু ফোনতে নিৰ্মলাক শলাগ ল'লে - তেওঁৰ ধুনীয়া "প্ৰেক্টিকেল জ'ক" টোৰ বাবে ৷ পিছত তেওঁ মোক কাণত ধৰি পকালে আৰু ক'লে - "মিষ্টাৰ গাধ, কিবা এটা তুমি মোক কাৰণ দেখুৱাব পাৰিবানে কিয় মই তোমাক লঠিয়াই এই অফিচৰ পৰা বাহিৰ কৰিব নেলাগে?"

"আপুনি কৰিব নোৱাৰে কাৰণ মই এখন দৰ্খাস্ত লৈ আহিছো ৷"

মানুহজনে মোৰ কথা শুনি ইমান আচৰিত হ'ল কোনোমতেহে মোক উত্তৰ দিলে - "কি? কি কৈছা? আকৌ কোৱা ৷"

মই আকৌ ক'লতহে তেওঁ বুজিলে যে মই সঁচাকৈ কথা কৈছো ৷

"আৰে তোমাৰ উচ্চাৰণ দেখোন মোতকৈয়ো ভাল ৷"

"হবই চাৰ, মই আহিলো লক্ষ্ণৌৰ পৰা মানে লক্ষ্ণৌৰ ওচৰৰ পৰা আৰু আপুনি নিশ্চয় পাঞ্জাবৰ?"

"ঠিক ধৰিছা ৷ বাৰু কি কৰিব পাৰো মই?"

"কথাটো হ'ল এই - মই সাহায্যৰ বাবে দৰ্খাস্ত কৰিছো ৷ ৰিলিফৰ বাবে ৷"

"তুমি ৰিফিউজীনে?"

"নহয় ৷"

"তেন্তে এই অফিচলৈ কিয় আহিলা?"

"মই আহিলো আপোনালোকে কি সহায় কৰিব পাৰে ৷"

"আমি কেৱল ভগনীয়াকহে সহায় কৰোঁ ৷ বেচেৰা দুখীয়া গৃহহীন পাকিস্থানৰ পৰা অহা মানুহক ৷"

"তেন্তে ভাৰতৰ দুখীয়া গৃহহীন, খাবলৈ নোপোৱা মানুহ যাব লাগে ক'লৈ ?"

"সেইটো মই ক'ব নোৱাৰোঁ ৷ আন কোনোবা বিভাগলৈ যাব লাগিব ৷" এই বুলি তেওঁ পিয়নটোক মাতি মোক বাহিৰলৈ লৈ যাবলৈ ক'লে ৷

বাহিৰত মই সুন্দৰী নিৰ্মলাক আকৌ দেখিলো ৷ মোক মন মাৰি অহা দেখি তেওঁ ক'লে "নহ'ল নহয়?" মই তেওঁক সকলো কথা ক'লো ৷ কিয় আহিছিলো আৰু অফিচাৰজনে কি ক'লে ৷ তেওঁ তেতিয়া ক'লে - "তেখেতে ঠিকেই কৈছে, বুজিছা, তুমি পাকিস্থানী ভগনীয়া হ'লে দুখীয়া হোৱা বা নোহোৱা কিবা কিছু সহায় পালাহেঁতেন ৷ মোৰ বোধেৰে তুমি এতিয়া শ্ৰম আৰু উদ্যোগ বিভাগলৈ যোৱাই উচিত হব ৷" মই সুধিলত সুন্দৰী গৰাকীয়ে ঠিকনাটো দিলে ৷

(From "এক গাধৰ আত্মকথা" - A famous funny novel of Kishan Chandar, translated into Assamese by Prafulla Chandra Barua প্ৰফুল্ল চন্দ্ৰ বৰুৱা, বন্তি প্ৰকাশন, গুৱাহাটী-3, অসম, Rs. 55)

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

Plato

Plato believes that a nation cannot be strong unless it believes in God. A mere cosmic force, or first cause, that was not a person, could hardly inspire hope, or devotion, or sacrifice; it could not offer comfort to the hearts of the distressed, nor courage to embattled souls. But a living God can do all this, and can frighten the self-seeking individualist into some moderation of his greed, some control of his passion. All the more so if to belief in God is added belief in personal immortality: the hope of another life gives us courage to meet our own death, and to bear with the death of our loved ones; we are twice armed if we fight with faith. Granted that none of the beliefs can be demonstrated; that God may be after all only the personified ideal of our love and our hope, and that the soul is like the music of the lyre, and dies with the instrument that gave it form; yet surely (so runs the argument, Pascal-like, of the Phaedo) it will do us no harm to believe, and it may do us and our children immeasurable good. For we are likely to have trouble with these children of ours if we undertake to explain and justify everything to their simple minds.

... But if there were a man who had sufficient force [enter the Superman], he [He] would shake off and break through and escape from all this; he [He] would trample under foot all our formulas and spells and charms, and our laws, that sin against nature....

(From Will Durant: "THE STORY OF PHILOSOPHY", Pocket Books, 704 pages, © 1926, 1927, 1933 by Will Durant, © renewed 1954, 1955, 1961, by Will Durant [late?], paperback edition Simon & Schuster INDIA Rs. 399)

Naturally, Will Durant did not know about the presence of God in human form when his book was first published in 1926, coz God in His latest human form appeared much later (and living incognito), I believe. God would be very amused and He would chuckle to Himself if He reads the above extracts, I think.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Tremendous secret

The heavenly angels who look like humans and have lived for billions of years in this world - fighting relentlessly against the evil rapist Satan (who committed suicide in panic a few years ago when he got scared of God) AND his evil gang of human-looking male and female ALIENS ("gods" and "goddesses") who have tortured the human race for billions of years - have kept on appearing in endless different human forms during their billions of years of existence because, LIKE THE ALIENS, the human-looking male and female angels ALSO know the secrets of immortality and eternal youth: the heavenly angels CAN ALSO (like the aliens) transform their bodies, revive the dead, cure all diseases, and reverse (or accelerate) ageing/aging. Jesus is alive, I am sure. ("God made man in His own image." - Bible)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Jesus

Spinoza makes no separation between Old and New Testament, and looks upon the Jewish and the Christian religion as one, when popular hatred and misunderstandings are laid aside, and philosophical interpretation finds the hidden core and essence of the rival faiths. "I have often wondered that persons who make boast of professing the Christian religion - namely, love, joy, peace, temperance, and charity to all men - should quarrel with such rancorous animosity, and display daily toward one another such bitter hatred, that this, rather than the virtues which they profess, is the readiest criterion of their faith. But there is no reason why the philosophic Jew and the philosophic Christian, when all nonsense is discarded, should not agree sufficiently in creed to live in peace and cooperation.

The first step toward this consummation [!], Spinoza thinks, would be a mutual understanding about Jesus. Let improbable dogmas be withdrawn, and the Jews would soon recognize in Jesus the greatest and noblest of the prophets. Spinoza does not accept the divinity of Christ, but he puts him first among men. "The eternal wisdom of God ... has shown itself forth in all things, but chiefly in the mind of man, and most of all in Jesus Christ." "Christ was sent to teach not only the Jews, but the whole human race"; hence "he accommodated himself to the comprehension of the people ... and most often taught by parables." He considers that the ethics of Jesus are almost synonymous with wisdom; in reverencing him one rises to "the intellectual love of God." So noble a figure, freed from the impediments of dogmas that lead only to divisions and disputes, would draw all men to him; and perhaps in his name a world torn with suicidal wars of tongue and sword might find a unity of faith and a possibility of brotherhood at last.

(From Will Durant: "THE STORY OF PHILOSOPHY", Pocket Books, 704 pages, © 1926, 1927, 1933 by Will Durant, © renewed 1954, 1955, 1961, by Will Durant [obviously late?], paperback edition Simon & Schuster INDIA Rs. 399)

I am sure that Jesus is alive. And from his sweet personality as revealed in the Bible - his chief traits being his kindness to the poor and to the sick (e.g. he cured blindness, paralysis, leprosy, lameness, female bleeding) and to the dead (e.g. he revived Lazarus - and in turn himself got revived by co-angels!) and his independent thinking and his insane defense/defence of promiscuous prostitutes - I have the strong suspicion that Jesus - "Son of God" - may have chosen to be a rather loose and unconventional, if scholarly, hippy/hippie in his present modern "reincarnation" - he can keep transforming his body like a terrific magician! Awesome! (I suspect that Abraham Lincoln may have been one of the numerous reincarnations of Jesus the magician!)

Kishalay Sinha [G, J, A, Bh]

What are G, J, A, Bh? Don't pretend you don't know.

NIETZSCHE ON LOVE

Love itself is only a desire for possession; courtship is combat and mating is mastery: Don Jose kills Carmen to prevent her from becoming the property of another. "People imagine that they are unselfish in love because they seek the advantage of another being [lover], often in opposition to their own [advantage]. But for so doing they want to possess the other being [lover].... Even in the love of truth is the desire to possess it, perhaps to be its first possessor, to find it virginal [!].

C.W., 9, quoting Benjamin Constant: "Love is of all feelings the most egoistic; and in consequence it is, when crossed, the least generous." But Nietzsche can speak more gently of love. "Whence arises the sudden passion of a man for a woman?... Least of all from sensuality only: but when a man finds weakness, need of help, and high spirits, all united in the same creature [woman]; he [not He] suffers a sort of over-flowing of soul, and is touched and offended [why?] at the same moment. At this point arises the source of great "love" (H.A.H., ii, 287). And he quotes from the French "the chastest utterance I ever heard: ... in true love it is the soul that embraces the body."

(From Will Durant: "THE STORY OF PHILOSOPHY", Pocket Books, 704 pages, © 1926, 1927, 1933 by Will Durant, © renewed 1954, 1955, 1961, by Will Durant [obviously late?], paperback edition Simon & Schuster INDIA Rs. 399)

(I don't know why, but the above sentences remind Me of Eve and Ms. X. - G)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ভাই বোন aliens

আতঙ্কিত alien "তৃণমূল" নেত্রী "মমতা" & Co. aliens গুণ্ডা-গুণ্ডীরা সমানভাবে-আতঙ্কিত অন্য aliens গুণ্ডা-গুণ্ডীদের সঙ্গে চোরে চোরে মাসতুতো ভাইবোন ৷

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]

"Popular vote" (Anderson Cooper, CNN LIVE)

Who gathers these "popular vote" statistics? How? What is the sample size? That is, HOW MANY Americans give these "popular votes"? The entire population of America? Millions? Or a very much smaller number to suit alien-run, alien-staffed CNN? Remember: "There are three types of LIES: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

When I was in Chicago, CNN was an inferior TV news channel - at the bottom - so I am astonished that this inferior TV news channel has become the only American international TV news channel - it is obvious to Me that CNN is FUNDED BY ALIENS. I used to enjoy watching the Ted Koppel ABC Nightline show when I lived in Oak Park, Chicago. ABC was then a top quality American TV news channel. I feel sorry that ABC is not an international TV news channel, probably for lack of sufficient funds. However, I don't know if ABC is also an alien-run, alien-staffed TV news channel, like CNN. (I will never forget that the alien channel CNN has been insanely supporting nasty female alien Hillary Clinton who had the audacity to say in public that Abraham Lincoln WAS A LIAR in an internationally televised presidential pre-election debate with Donald Trump who said on the other hand that Abraham Lincoln was NOT a liar.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

FRIENDS I TRUST 100%

I trust invisible psycho-technologists - the most advanced, and the deadliest, scientists in the whole universe - 100%.

I don't trust a single male or female.

I certainly don't trust oversmart "hippies" Y, Z, Mrs. Z, and Ms. X, ("late") Norman Lewis, Mary, ("late") Dr. Wilfred Funk, Peter Funk (entered in Webster's Collegiate Thesaurus as one of the synonyms for swindler - which does not prove of course that the Peter Funk whom I am referring to is necessarily a swindler), "Cynthia", Marian [?], Margaret, etc. - dirty immoral spies and assassins - charlatans - birds of the same feather - aliens who are top members of Satan's evil gang of male and female aliens who have tortured people for billions of years; I cannot trust hippies, no matter how scholarly. (I should add that this is a hypothesis, not an established fact. Niels Bohr, one of the brilliant founders of quantum mechanics, who was awarded the Nobel prize for physics, strongly recommended making weird hypotheses.) Perhaps Satan is NOT yet dead - or perhaps Satan IS dead - whoever Satan is/was. IF Satan is NOT dead, then I am sure psycho-technologists are watching him continuously whether he is on Earth or inside Earth, and it is impossible for him to escape; IF Satan HAS indeed expired, then psycho-technologists are keeping track of his revived body living on or below ground IF he has been secretly revived after his death by other aliens; IF his dead body has not been revived but clones have been made from any part of his dead body, then psycho-technologists are keeping track of ALL his CLONES who are living on and below ground. (I feel sure that Hitler is alive - I wonder if Hitler is Satan.)

I have never come across a personality so morally perfect as My late father Krishna. (However, I am sure there are many criminals who have given themselves the highly deceptive name Krishna or synonyms of Krishna, and so we should be very careful and not allow ourselves to be misled.)

I once told My kind and affectionate dad Krishna: "IF you are Satan, I would still be proud to call Myself your son." He heard Me in silence, but did not say a word in response. (This is not a joke manufactured by Me; by the way, circumstances often remind Me of the P.G. Wodehouse novel "Psmith Journalist".)
 
Kishalay Sinha [G] 

TALIBAN ATTACK IN AFGHANISTAN

Taliban attack on Army base kills 160 Afghan soldiers! (CNN)

What I find intriguing ahout this sensational attack on Afghan Army base, however, is that the attack was carried out by men in Afghan army uniform, if I am not mistaken. Does this mean that the attackers were HUMAN soldiers in the Afghan army who detected and killed human-looking ALIENS in the army whose secret job was to protect their alien bosses and carry out the secret orders of their brutal alien masters to torture the human population in Afghanistan?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PEP TALK

For weeks, I wandered the streets. I had allowed myself to fall to such a lowly place in society with no sense of shame.

Ruined and broken, I begged for coins.

'My God, what happened to you?' The voice was as if from a dream, but looking up I realized it was someone standing in front of me. 'What on earth could make someone fall this low?' [Ans: Satan and his gang of male and female aliens. - G]

I know that voice.

He was someone important. A symbol of my success, somehow. But who?

Somehow, my inebriated mind managed to grasp his identity. The man outside the building ... the man I swore I would have lunch with when I was successful and we worked in the same skyscraper.

I was mortified. One minute, I was bragging about my ambitions; the next, I was begging the very same man for loose change to help me live.

'Parents dead, my own company abandoned me, and now I drink away the last of my sorry life.'

He grimaced as my laughter changed to coughing. 'Go home. Find yourself again.'

I froze, a moment of sobriety shook through me. 'Find ... myself?'

'You had dreams.' He shoved money in my palm and we locked eyes. 'Go home and find them [find your dreams] again.'

'No!' I heard my own voice shout. 'My dreams are gone. This ... story of my life ** ... it is gone.'

The man shook his head. 'You're letting life write your story. But you can control how that story is written; rather than allow it [your story] to be created for you [by late Satan's very scared gang of human-looking male and female aliens].'

I took one of the hundred-rupee notes he had given me and held it up. 'I am the other side of this note now. You see the same me you met outside this building. I look the same, but I am changed.'

He smiled sadly. 'No matter how you flip that money around,' he said, nodding to the note in my hand, 'it is still worth something. You can crumple it up, rip it in half. But once it's smoothed out or taped up again, it is the same. It can still buy sustenance.'

'I don't know,' I muttered. Exhausted with life.

The stranger continued. 'It will be hard, but at some point you will uderstand that your story is your own. Then you can move forward and keep creating it [your story]. I don't know what happened to you, but you have the strength to change your circumstances.'

He closed my hand around the money. 'This should be enough to get you home.'

Looking down at the money, tears dropped from my eyes and fell against it. I looked up to thank the stranger, but he was gone, vanished, as if some sort of guardian angel.

(Excerpts from the inspiring novel THIS IS NOT YOUR STORY, by Savi Sharma, Westland; ₹ 175.)

** Black (2005), directed by Sanjay Leela Bhansali & featuring Amitabh Bachchan [latest reincarnation of the angel "Gabriel", messenger of "God"?] in the role of Anne Sullivan, was based on blind, deaf, mute Helen Keller's autobiography THE STORY OF MY LIFE.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

iBall 4G tablet

I have been using Jio 4G since last year. Now I have started using Airtel 4G and Vodafone 4G ALSO - to energize Airtel 4G and Vodafone 4G and ensure fierce (healthy) competition and hence steady low cost and easy availability of 4G (and 3G) Internet service for the vast number of (often poor but tech-savvy) male and female Indians. (Why do I specifically refer to FEMALES so often? To encourage and inspire females but hopefully not along unethical lines! Why do I use the word "females" which sounds rather derogatory? Coz "females" is a very convenient short word for "girls and women"!)

Two days ago, I purchased a reasonably priced iBall 4G tablet (which I am using now to type the words in this Blogger post). I am pleasantly surprised to learn that this iBall 4G tablet has been MADE IN INDIA because I thought it was made in China! (iBall is a top Chinese tech company that manufactures electronic products, I think.) I have been told by local iBall staff that iBall 4G tablets have become very popular in India and are selling very well in India. There are two types of iBall 4G tablets - the lower-priced iBall 4G tablet has 1 GB RAM; the higher-priced iBall 4G tablet which is the one I purchased and am now using has 2GB RAM, its price is about Rs. 9000 (less discount), it is a dual sim tablet that can also be used to make phone calls, I have been told; its first slot supports a 4G sim but its second slot supports a 2G sim, not a 4G sim, I think.

I found out yesterday that the TWO SLOTS in My dual sim 4G LYF smartphone (made in China), WIND model, which I bought for ₹ 6500 last year when I got My first Jio 4G sim (I now have 2 additional Jio 4G sims in 2 round-shaped Jio wi fi "dongles"), BOTH support 4G sims. (I have been informed that Airtel 4G wi fi dongle is now available for about Rs. 2400; I have been told that a Hwei 4G wi fi dongle can support ANY 4G sim and is available for approximately 3000 rupees; I have seen an iBall 4G dongle whose price is also about  Rs. 3000, I think, but it is probably not wi fi, though I am not sure about this. What I conclude from all this is that inexpensive 4G dongles are now available in India. Incidentally, I have been told by a Reliance agent that Reliance will be introducing 5G in a few months! There seems to be a tough unspoken competition going on between Anil Ambani of Reliance and his brother Mukesh Ambani of Reliance Jio 4G, or perhaps between their respective wives which would be very natural and expected! I have a Jio 4G sim in one slot of My LYF smartphone and a 4G Airtel sim in the second slot, two Jio 4G sims in two Jio 4G dongles, and a Vodafone 4G sim in the first slot of this iBall tablet with which I will send this Blogger post; (I have not kept a sim in the second slot of this iBall taker); I don't smoke or drink or visit bad women (euphemism!) nor do I take drugs or buy new clothes or shoes too frequently, I can afford to buy lots of books and use the Internet (and watch TV) regularly. I have kept so many 4G sims because I intend to regularly watch interesting uninterrupted YouTube videos on literature, science, electronics, computer science, etc. - and watching videos consumes a lot of MB/GB. (Note that ₹ = Rs.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

VERY WELCOME

It is very welcome that nowadays any and every Bengali male and female singer young or older sings very sad philosophical Rabindra sangeet but I don't think today's singers (who are so used to shallow romance and instant s. gratification) can feel the profound sadness and depth of despair felt by the highly skilled original composer of these very sad and philosophical songs that are always directly or indirectly addressed to God the Great Lover and Rescuer. অনৈতিক females দের হাহাকার - (artificial) ক্রন্দন - তাহলে কত deep লেভেলে feel করলে ভগবানকে "পাওয়া" যাবে (in the vulgar sense)? God knows! (Am I perhaps implying that Rabindra songs were in fact ghost-written and composed by Eve / Sita / Margaret / "Sister" Nivedita ?)

Old evergreen Hindi film songs are matchless.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G, ভ, আ]

Being A 100% Genuine Guy Myself (I hope I will continue to be genuine indefinitely, but this might be rather boring in romantic matters), I can instantly distinguish between the genuine and the fake.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Fake God vs. True God

Very perceptive Sister Shivani (on Peace of Mind TV channel) has understood the difference between fake "God" (evil Satan, recently expired, leader of the gang of male and female aliens including male and female clones of Satan who have tortured the human race for billions of years) who committed suicide in panic a few years ago, scared of God who arrived on Earth in human form to destroy Satan and his evil gang of human-looking male and female aliens (gang of human-looking self-styled "gods" and "goddesses"). I also recommend listening to Napoleon Hill's dramatic interview with Satan on YouTube.

Without exception, in every country of the world the medical profession and associated hospitals and nursing homes and diagnostic labs are full of professional cheats and murderers who are ALIENS in human disguise whose secret agenda is to cheat and torture the human race. Soft and gentle ineffectual words of effeminate males and females WILL NOT CHANGE these HARDENED CRIMINALS for whom THE ONLY PROPER TREATMENT IS BRUTAL, MERCILESS VIOLENCE.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

If jealous female rivals assume that I have "fallen head over heels in love" with Savi and Priya et al just because I have made references to these charming immature females (by the way, in My view, ALL females are "charming"! Oops!) in My posts on Google Blogger, jealous female rivals are sadly mistaken! Fact is, I NEVER fall head over heels in love with ANY female!

Unethical females pretend to be emotionally devastated when they see no hope of approaching The Unapprochable - sadly, ad misericordiam appeals to emotion have no impact on The Unapproachable Who Is Too Smart For Any Female!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Bro. Eli Soriano

Bro. Eli Soriano is a fascinating speaker (watch him and listen to his conversations on INDIA TODAY in the morning, which starts from about 5 a.m.) - he is one of the most interesting and accurate interpreters of 'God's word' the Bible. My best wishes to Bro. Eli Soriano and his colleagues. (When I sent an SMS to him a few years ago, he sent Me a FREE copy of the Bible plus a FREE DVD - which was very kind of him. I have about a dozen copies of different translations of the Bible which are equally interesting. By the way, I also have several translations of the Gita and Shrimad Bhagavad and of the Ramayana and the Mahabharata; I also have a copy of an interesting English translation of the Koran along with the Arabic version.) Recently, I heard Bro. Eli Soriano say on TV that God does not belong to people of "Israel" exclusively but that He belongs to people of every country of the world. True. 100% true.

Indian televangelist Bro. Sam P. Chelladurai (who takes the stage on INDIA TV from about 6 a.m. when the conversation of televangelist Bro. Eli Soriani is over), who has a warm personality, is a clear thinker who explains his thoughts with clarity and entertains his audience with humour/humor.

(Spiritual discussions following an ad by a corrupt Bollywood guy gives Me a poor impression of the following "spiritual" discussions which I then find very monotonous and tiresome and abandon forthwith.)

The extremely intelligent and enthusiastic "black" speaker Dr. Bill Winston on GOD TV is absolutely right about the cunning Satan (who committed suicide in extreme panic a few years ago, scared of God).

Kishalay Sinha [G]

অস্ত্র

এক জ্ঞানী very affectionate প্রতিবেশী বাঙালি ভদ্রলোক যাকে আমি "কাকু" বলে ডাকতাম (তিনি কয়েক বছর আগে মারা গেছেন) আমাকে বলেছিলেন যে মেয়েদের / নারীদের অস্ত্র হল (artificial) চোখের জল আর ultimate অস্ত্র - ব্রহ্মাস্ত - হল (নাটকীয়) আত্মহত্যা বা suicide এর powerful threat! খুব কাজে লেগেছে তাঁর এই দারূণ উপদেশ ! কারণ আমার ধর্মপত্নী বুঝে গেছে যে আমার সঙ্গে এসব ফালতু techniques apply করে ওর কোন লাভ হবে না !

গল্প

একটা গল্প বলছি - গল্প হলেও সত্যি কিন্তু - একদিন সকালবেলা আমার ধর্মপত্নীর সঙ্গে drawing room এ আমার একটা মামুলি ঝগড়া হয়েছিল (কার না হয় ?) - তারপর আমি পড়াশোনা করতে বাইরের study room এ চলে গেলাম - হঠাৎ drawing room এর দরজা বন্ধ করার দুম শব্দ ! - study room থেকে বেরিয়ে এলাম - আর দেখলাম drawing room এর দরজার ওপরের ventilator দিয়ে ধোঁয়া বেরোচ্ছে ! - দৌড়ে গেলাম মার কাছে সামনের building এর first floor এ - মাকে ব্যাপারটা বোঝালাম - কিন্তু মা পাত্তা না দিয়ে বললো, "মরুক!" - মাকে বললাম, "আমাকে ত গবেষণা research চালিয়ে যেতে হবে - তাই আমি যদিও মোটেই care করি না কারণ এটা clearly NOT a murder case যেহেতু দরজা ভেতর থেকে বন্ধ - তাই আমি safe - আর যদি suicide case হয় তাহলে ওর মাথা খারাপ হয়েছিল বলা যাবে - কিন্তু থানা পুলিশ করলে ত আমার ভীষণ time waste হবে - আমার time valuable - আমি time waste করতে চাই না" - মা বলল, "যাও, নীচের তলায় কামিনী (আমার একমাত্র বোনের hubby কামিনী মোহন) tuition করছে, ওকে ডেকে নিয়ে যাও" - দৌড়ে নীচে নেমে এলাম - কিন্তু ওকে এত ডাকছি  ব্যাটা কানই দিচ্ছে না - টিউশন ছাড়ছে না - চীৎকার করে অবশেষে কামিনীকে নিয়ে আসলাম আমার drawing room এর সামনে - দেখলাম কয়েকটি অতি উৎসুক প্রতিবেশী মহিলারা wall এর ওপাশ থেকে মজা দেখছে - পড়ার রুমে ঢুকে চুপচাপ থাকলাম - দীর্ঘকায় কামিনী ওর লম্বা হাতটা drawing room এর ventilator এর ভেতর দিয়ে ঢুকিয়ে বন্ধ দরজার খিলটা  অনায়াসে খুলে দিল - আমার ধর্মপত্নী একটা মোড়ার ওপরে বসে আছে আর বসে বসে পুরোনো newspapers পুড়ছে আর ধোঁয়া উড়ছে ! কি দুষ্ট শয়তান ! ভগবান স্বামীর শয়তান ধর্মপত্নী !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

Cheats

সুবিধাবাদী treacherous females দের পুরোনো boyfriends আর unsuspecting hubbies রা এখন সবাই out ! কিন্তু মনে রাখবে, ভগবান তোমাদের treacherous nature very closely observe করছেন ! আপনজন সবাইকে হয়তো তোমরা ফাঁকি দিতে পার, কিন্তু আশা করি তোমরা ভগবানকে ফাঁকি দিতে পারবে বলে ভাবার ধৃষ্টতা তোমাদের নেই !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

Bus টাসে females বেচারীদেরকে কামুক শয়তানরা chance পেলে টিপাটিপি করে এই কথাটা directly না বলে ইনিয়ে বিনিয়ে অন্য কথা বলা !

There are quite a number of passionate and fluent male and female speakers on GOD TV like the Australian guy I see on GOD TV now. (Many perhaps most if not all GOD TV male and female speakers are probably former drug addicts and thieves and murderers and pimps and prostitutes who were forced to do these acts by late Satan and his evil international gang of human-looking male and female aliens; that is the reason why the speeches of speakers on GOD TV are so full of intense genuine passion, unlike the holy-sounding often entertaining FAKE sermons by virtuous-looking male and female cunning human-looking ALIENS of all "religions" pretending to be very holy and very religious to fool the human race.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

আশা

কত অনৈতিক আশা (দুরাশা) নিয়ে আসা - সবই বৃথা - কাঁদতে ইচ্ছা করে - তাই বুঝি? আর আত্মহত্যা fashionable idea টা? সোনার হরিণ চাই ৷ পৃথিবীটাই নাটক ৷ Unethical সুবিধাবাদীদের নাটক ৷

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

ভ কি? জাননা? সত্যি জাননা? বললাম ত, সবই নাটক ৷ কত নাটক  দেখব? কত নাটক দেখলাম ৷ সুবিধাবাদী opportunists দের নাটক ৷ কাড়াকাড়ি ৷ চুলোচুলি ৷

No one wins. No one loses. কারণ তিনি নির্বিকার - দয়ামায়াহীন - নিষ্ঠুর - তাই সবাই ফেইলিউর (failure শব্দের উচ্চারণ কি ফেইলিউর?) - (আর সবাই মানে? বলতে হবে নাকি? Fem. with illicit s. dreams about Him! Fem. কি? আর s. কি? জানিনা ৷ তোমরা যদি জাননা, আমিও জানিনা ! কি দারুণ erotic লেখা ! কেমন করে শিখলাম ? জানি না ৷ কিছুই জানিনা ৷ জেনেও জানি না!)

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

LAW OF SUCCESS

What the human mind can conceive and believe, the human mind can achieve.

                     - Andrew Carnegie

Andrew Carnegie to Napoleon Hill, in "THINK YOUR WAY TO WEALTH" by Napoleon Hill, transcript of recorded dialogues/dialogs between eager teenage American journalist Napoleon Hill and rich philanthropist Andrew Carnegie (who was the world's richest man) who explained to Napoleon Hill in detail the eternal principles of success and entrusted him with the responsibility of making the eternal principles of success known to the world, giving him funds to enable Napoleon Hill carry out his very important lifelong mission. From Napoleon Hill: "THINK YOUR WAY TO WEALTH", D.B. Taraporevala, Bombay/Mumbai. Napoleon Hill is also the author of "THINK AND GROW RICH" (available in several editions), "LAW OF SUCCESS" (D.B. Taraporevala), etc. Napoleon Hill's wonderful books and equally wonderful books by Norman Lewis, Dr. Wilfred Funk, Peter Funk and other great authors have revolutionized My life.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

LOVE

I wrote the following immature poem which was published in manuscript form in the wall magazine of Dibrugarh University many years ago when I was an M.Sc. Physics Student at that university; I was a very pure and innocent Guy when I wrote this immature poem which was warmly praised by students and faculty although looking back I think it was an immature and childishly naive poem, which I am quoting from memory:

LOVE

Love is listening to the silent wireless waves from your beloved.

Love is thinking about monogamy and polygamy and harem-building and celibacy.

Love is gazing at the star-filled sky and thinking of deep, eternal love.

Love is scoffing at Miss Worlds and Miss Universes.

Love is pretending you don't love!

NOTE: I have slightly edited the original version of My poem. Who was the inspiration behind this poem? Maybe R whom I saw for one or two minutes; I did not seriously think about Ms. X and Ms. Z at the time because I tended to agree with a very kind-hearted elderly British pharmacologist / psychiatrist who told My dad Krishna (!) that these females were figments of My imagination. Although I have called My poem immature and childish - I am famous/notorious for being An Extremely Modest Guy - it seems to Me that when I penned that poem many years ago, I was subconsciously aware that I was G in human form!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

বিশ্বাসঘাতক

Frustrated heartbroken unethical females দের প্রতি আমার soft corner থাকলেও আমি কিন্তু সব সময় বিভীষণের মত males বন্ধুদের সঙ্গে অকারণে বিশ্বাসঘাতকতা করতে চাই না!

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

DRUGS AND SEX RACKETS

Drug addicts and drug peddlers are helpless victims of world-wide drugs and sex rackets operated by ALIEN politicians and their evil gang of aliens and human criminals who are ruining innocent lives. (Cf. ASSAM TALKS)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Eve

I had better be honestly blunt: God's universe does not revolve around insignificant Eve nor does His universe revolve around ANY of millions of other equally insignificant females. It is foolish of Eve or any other female to imagine that God keeps thinking all the time only about love and sex; He does not, unlike insanely sex-hungry Eve and other females like her; it is obvious to Me that Eve has no idea of the infinite depth and infinite height of His personality; she has not changed her innate lustful nature even after billions of years of existence; she has remained the same immature girl; she has not grown up; she is as immature now as she was billions of years ago. (Even females aged billions of years are gals in comparison with God's infinite existence.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

genre

My output doesn't belong to any particular genre but can be accurately described as an all-inclusive genre. (Cf. Discussion on DD NATIONAL Aaj Savere आज सवेरे between Anwar Jamal and Nidhi Something; however, I won't be too surprised if this harmless innocent-seeming discussion eventually turns out to be cheap false propaganda, a tiresome feature of all slavish government-run media... Ah, that stupid chatterbox fake cure-all anulam vilam advertising self-styled fake "swami" who got beaten up by Delhi police and escaped to Haridwar under the cover of darkness wearing female clothes - salwar kameez ! - an alien in disguise.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

আপনজন

ভাই বোন দাদা দিদি মা বাবা দাদু দিদিমা ঠাকুরদা ঠাম্মা কাকু কাকীমা মামা মামী পিসী/পিসি পিসা/পিসে/পিসু পতি পত্নী/ধর্মপত্নী boyfriends girlfriends আত্মীয় স্বজন - এরাই আপনজন - কারণ এরা সবাই ভীষণ সহানুভূতিশীল - Target এর মত এত cruel, heartless, নিষ্ঠুর হয় না ৷

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

তনুজা বেশি চটপটে - কোমলনয়না CTVN PLUS মেয়েটা অনেক শান্ত মনে হয় ! মনে হয় ! শান্ত শিষ্টরা নাকি লেজবিশিষ্ট বাঁদর/বাঁদরী !

SAD

Heartbroken females nursing impractical unrealistic illicit s. dreams about Him who are feeling very sad and depressed and planning - but only planning with no thought of carrying out - "suicide" (perhaps the most popular fashionable dream of all unethical females) foolishly hope that He too is feeling very sad like them BUT unfortunately for these heartbroken females The Brutal Guy is NEVER SAD - He is ALWAYS HIGH.

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G]