STEVE; MARY; Margaret

নারদ কাণ্ড না নারদা কাণ্ড ? কিই বা এসে যায় ! কাণ্ড ত কাণ্ড ! চোর ত চোর - গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডী ত গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডী যে নামেই এসব নির্লজ্জ শয়তান male female aliens চোর গুলোকে ডাক না কেন !

"What is in a name? A rose by any other name ... etc." 

           - 'Shakespeare'

STEVE

Whenever I read or hear the name Steve, I am ALWAYS reminded of the LOOSE "hippy" Y with whom I shared a room at Ravi Hotel in Bombay many years ago (another LOOSE "hippy" Z also shared our room afterwards; luckily, I left that room before the arrival of sexy "hippy" Ms. Z whom I later SAW twice but did NOT speak to, thank God); when "hippy" Y asked Me what was My name, I told him honestly (honesty is in My blood): "Kishalay", BUT when I asked him what his name was, he replied: "Call me Steve." I was sure the loose hippie was lying! So I keep calling him hippy Y! "Hippy" Z was ALSO a cunning fox like "hippy" Y!

In My entire existence on this deception-filled Earth, I think I have come across only one genuine individual: Ms. Z (I exchanged brief and sweet amorous glances with her). Of course, I have experienced such terrible shocks from those I thought genuine that I will NOT be shocked if Ms. Z (Mary?) ALSO turns out to be NOT genuine like the rest. I have become SHOCK-PROOF.

MARY

In the comfort of My room at Ravi Hotel, I used to read aloud interesting passages and books when I was alone (I was mostly alone; hippies Y and Z and all the other changing occupants of My shared room mostly stayed outside, doing God knows what) - I am certain I was being secretly recorded by CBI and top international spy agencies continuously -  one sentence I read aloud was this amusing sentence in CORRECT SPELLING MADE EASY by Norman Lewis:

"Let's pretend that my [My] wife's name is Mary, which, by a strange coincidence, it is!"

It would be very foolish and laughable if the recording of the above sentence in My voice is offered by anyone as PROOF that Mary is My wife! (I have quoted the funny sentence above from memory.) Another amusing sentence from CORRECT SPELLING MADE EASY by Norman Lewis:

"Two women to one man are one too many."

Perhaps the sentence was:

"Two men to one woman are one too many."

MARGARET

The surprising thought has just crossed My mind:

"Late" "Margaret Wettlin", a "spy" (really?) & fascinating translator of great Russian classics into delightful English = Margaret?!! (= Eve / Sita / Mary / UIUC "Cynthia" / UIC Marian?)

NOTE: There are SEVERAL Mary's in the Bible (perhaps five or six, but I am not sure, not being a Biblical scholar - G).

এটা হয়ত অনেকেই ভাবছে যে উপরোক্ত females আর অন্য সব কাল্পনিক "প্রেমিকা"দের কথা আমার ধর্মপত্নীকে আমি জানাই নি - গোপন রেখেছি - কি জন্যেই বা গোপন রাখব? - এসব ত সবই হাস্যকর ব্যাপার - আমার ধর্মপত্নী ত এও বলেছে যে mysterious UIUC "Cynthia" নিশ্চয় black ছিল - আমি ওকে বলেছি যে অবহেলিত black রা কি top-ranking UIUC তে অত সহজে seat পাবে? (By the way, আমার কাছে white, black, brown সবাই সমান - আমি colour-blind / color-blind ! - metaphorically - আমার এক ভীষণ পাকা university বন্ধু অনেক বছর আগে তাচ্ছিল্যের সুরে আমাকে বলেছিল যে সব females রা নাকি same কারণ সবার same v. - হয়ত ঠিকই বলেছিল - সব females এর nature ত same - jealousy, সন্দেহ, কাড়াকাড়ি, গেল গেল ভাব, ইত্যাদি, বিশেষ করে illicit dreams about Him!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

INTERESTING QUIZ

"Christians" are by definition guys who (sincerely) follow Jesus Christ: there was not a single "Christian" 2000 or more years back. "Muslims" are guys who (sincerely) follow prophet Muhammad: so there was not a single "Muslim" more than 1400 years ago. Jesus was a "Jew", not a "Christian": it is obvious that a founding guy cannot simultaneously be a follower of himself! (I feel that Jesus "Son of God" and God's prophet Muhammad are alive and well though they are living incognito!) By the way, there is not a single mention of the word "Hindu" in the Sanskrit classic Gita by Krishna (who is known to have expired, alas). What on earth am I implying? God knows! (Interesting quiz: What are followers of God with illicit dreams about Him called? - "Females"!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

নারদকাণ্ড

নারদকাণ্ডে - সারদাকাণ্ডে - সব মাথা-মুণ্ড কাণ্ডে ভারতের সব political পার্টী জড়িত - আর গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডীদের treatment হল সুপারী KILLERS - শিরচ্ছেদ ৷

কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G, ভ,আ]

SECRET TUNNELS

সব ALIEN শয়তানরা আতঙ্কিত কারণ ভগবানের অসীম কৃপায় সারা পৃথিবী এখন জেনে গেছে যে মাটীর নীচে - পৃথিবীর ভেতরে - inside the earth - ALIENS দের secret headquarters - আর human-looking male and female aliens রা কোটি কোটি বছর entered - ঢুকত - and came up to the surface from - উপরে আসত from - the secret underground ALIEN headquarters through SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS - which are NO LONGER SECRET, alas!

কিশলয় সিনহা [G/ভ/আ]

গাড়ীৰ ভিতৰত লুকাই থোৱা TNT বোমাটো explode কৰিলে Assam's ex Chief Minister প্ৰফুল্ল কুমাৰ মহন্তৰ শৰীৰটো দেখোন টুকুৰা টুকুৰ হ'লহেঁতেন like late ex Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi whose body was BLOWN UP by a young Indian female suicide bomber and his dismembered head and limbs and torso flew apart after the explosion - I have seen gruesome photos (in colour/color) (in the Indian English-language illustrated magazine FRONTLINE) of his dismembered blood-stained body parts strewn in a pool of blood. My God, what a horrible sight!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

শিরচ্ছেদ

বাঙালীরা শিরচ্ছেদের ব্যাপারে এত upset হওয়ার আমি কোন কারণ দেখি না - বাঙালীদের favourite "মা" অভিহিত মুণ্ডমালা ধারণ করা নগ্ন মা কালী ত শিরচ্ছেদের জন্য বিখ্যাত ! (আমার মনে হয় বিখ্যাত "মা কালী" এখন অন্য রূপে কোথাও আছে in her latest reincarnation.)

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

আমার মনে হয় যে the original "এমন স্বপ্ন কখনো দেখিনি আমি" অপূর্ব গানটা Eve/Sita/Margaret গেয়েছে (গানটার lyrics and tune বোধ হয় by "Shakespeare" or by Eve/Sita/Margaret herself) - এই wonderful গানটা আমি প্রথম  Chicago তে শুনেছিলাম ৷ এখন অন্য version বেরিয়েছে - অনেক ফারাক !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

সীতাদেবীর ভয়ে rival females রা সবাই আতঙ্কগ্রস্ত!

আমি vulgar হতে চাই না - তবে প্রত্যেক female has a unique v.

Jesus

A book with an intriguing title: "JESUS LIVED IN INDIA - His Unknown Life before and after the Crucifixion" by HOLGER KERSTEN (Penguin Books).

বুঢ়ীবিলাকৰ যৌন ইচ্ছা - sexual desire - থাকিব পাৰে ৷ Several years ago, I read a shocking newspaper report about an elderly 90-year-old female in Australia who got raped by a rapist scoundrel.

I have learned an interesting fact from a medical text: the v. is the most supple part of the human body: it remains active and functional right up to a female's nineties and beyond! (To be on the safe side, let Me point out that I do not know if this strange "medical fact" is really true.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Highly Self-respecting God is NOT interested in very loose promiscuous females, and He is Not A Gigolo.

I am fed up with shameless and spineless prostitutes of all kinds including insanely sex-starved notorious Eve of the Garden of Eden and Pamela in their numerous ignoble reincarnations and other similarly degraded females. My late brother who was five years younger than Me told Me bitterly one day many years ago: "Dada, all women are prostitutes!" I can understand his pain and bitterness. I am fed up with this shocking low-level dirty world. I think I had better stop before I start thinking sympathetically about the alternative points of view of these poor darling helpless females forced to sell their v. to Satan and his evil gang of male and female aliens etc. etc. etc. etc. ENOUGH NONSENSE! STOP! Idiotic shameless prostitutes and pimps! To hell with you all! The scoundrels have even had the audacity to invent a synonym for God which has erotic implications: भगवान / ভগবান / ভগৱান - just as धनवान / ধনবান / ধনৱান means one who owns a lot of money - भगवान / ভগবান / ভগৱান means One who owns a lot of भग / ভগ - Owner of many v. - coz भग / ভগ means v. ! How shocking!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

মূর্খ

Making HASTY inferences -LEAPING to UNJUSTIFIED conclusions - is the bane of the human race (particularly of the foolish cum unethical FEMALE members of the human race who constantly have dreams of ILLICIT s. with Him 24x7!) আচ্ছা, bane মানে কি? তোমরা A.T. Dev অথবা Samsad dictionary অথবা অন্য কোন ভাল অভিধান দেখ! ভাল করে English শেখা শুরু কর! (আমি জানি যে আমার মূর্খ ধর্মপত্নীকে উপদেশ দিয়ে কোন লাভ নেই - কিন্তু আশা করি তোমরাও ধর্মপত্নীর মতো মূর্খ না ! সবাই ত অধর্মপত্নী !)

সীতার ভয়ে rival unethical females রা সবাই থরহরি কম্পমান - সবাই আতঙ্কগ্রস্ত !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

S. Korea and N. Korea

Americans should realize that the technologically advanced countries South Korea and North Korea (and Japan) may UNITE all of a sudden. BUT South Korea uniting with North Korea should NOT be regarded as South Korea treacherously betraying America but as a demonstration of the well-known proverb that blood is thicker than water.

By now, the cheated human race has become smart and is now aware that the cunning human-looking aliens (who are now living in extreme panic because they know that the alien race will soon become extinct) have dominated the human race for billions of years by using the highly effective method of divide and rule.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PROPER PANIC

Cruel, arrogant Americans are now in proper panic coz they are VERY SCARED of sudden horrifying missile attacks by North Korea at any time at all. Justified panic. DON'T FORGET 9/11 attacks that completely destroyed World Trade Center twin towers in New York and damaged the mighty Pentagon building in capital Washington, D.C., and mercifully spared the White House on THAT 9/11 - but in the next 9/11-like attacks there may be no mercy. I don't think God will interfere because God does NOT believe like the ALIENS that human lives are cheap.

ALIEN Putin-led Russians are as cruel and arrogant - and as overconfident - as Americans are BUT once-upon-a-time "superpowers" America and Russia are as a matter of fact NOT AT ALL "superpowers" and in fact AMERICA AND RUSSIA CAN BOTH BE EASILY WIPED OUT BY TERRIFYING MISSILE ATTACKS and/or BY CYBER ATTACKS, God won't forbid. Remember: "As you sow, so you reap."

Amen.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

P.S. I realize that My joking and bantering any further would be very cruel and heartless and insensitive considering that poor dear Americans and Russians are going through emotional hell - all because of the sin of their alien leaders. When God stands brutally aloof Himself, the poor "hippies" Y and Z etc. are pathetically powerless and they can't do a thing to "protect" America. "Protect" America indeed - My foot!

THE PROTECTORS

Alex [= cowardly "hippies" Y and Z] explained, 'I didn't run away, Josh [OF COURSE the scared "hippies" ran away - G]. I just thought that guy's [= Satan's gang of male and female aliens] such a nutter there's no telling what he'd do [what Satan's gang would do].'

'I was pretty certain he [the gang of aliens] wouldn't do anything,' said Josh quietly.

'How did you [You] work that out?' demanded Alex.

Josh shrugged. He wasn't sure what had tipped him off. [I was SURE that Ms. X who was acting on behalf of Satan gave Me an EMPTY THREAT by mixing "poison" in My tea - a stupid threat - seated in a car that halted in front of Bombay GPO, she hung her head in shame in front of Me as I stood on the steps of Bombay GPO regally surveying the scene with secret amusement and violent anger. No one tipped Me off. Just cool thinking. - G]

But Neil [Satan] never did anything. He [Satan] wasn't even much of a fighter. Come to think of it, Josh couldn't remember Neil [Satan] ever being in a fight. He [Satan] was just a master illusionist, picking his victims with great care and convincing everyone he was the power-broker at the centre of a great web of intrigue. He'd fooled [Satan had fooled] everyone, until tonight, when Josh had suddenly called his bluff.

... this extraordinary scene...

Alex rubbed his hands gleefully. 'He [Satan] won't dare show his face round here again.'

Josh silently agreed. Neil [Satan] had let his mask slip.

Neil [Satan] hadn't just been defeated: he was like a fox after it's been thrown to the hounds. He [Satan] was in bits.

A great shudder ran through Josh. He didn't want to see any creature in bits, not even Neil [Satan]. [Wrong; as a matter of fact, rapist Satan committed virtual suicide in extreme panic a few years ago, scared of God. - G]

Neil [Satan] didn't deserve pity. When had he [Satan] ever shown an ounce of pity for his victims? Besides, Neil [Satan] had brought the whole thing on himself.

Josh had been left no choice. Josh had performed a kind of operation: purging the school of a deadly virus.
Now all the pupils [mankind and womankind: the human race] living in fear of Neil [Satan] were free at last. And a terrible wrong had been righted. He kept telling himself that.

Watching Neil [Satan] crawl away reminded Josh of that scene in The Wizard of Oz where water is poured on the Wicked Witch of the West and she suddenly starts shrinking.

Neil [Satan] had shrunk nearly as fast as that witch.

He was still shrinking.

Then he vanished completely.

[Right. Vanished completely and permanently. - G]

(PETE JOHNSON: "The Protectors", Mammoth, London, (c) 1998, £ 4.99, ISBN 0-7497-3256-3.)

In the allegorical thriller "The Protectors":

Ally = double-crossers Eve/ Margaret & Ms. X/Pamela.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Legacy টেগেসি কিছুই না - the vital components absent in today's songs are fine lyrics and fine tunes. আজকালকার upstarts রা hard work করে না - sincerity নেই - dedication নেই - সবাই instant - but only very temporary - fame চায় through sustained mass advertisement.

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

The elderly gentleman on বাংলা TIME who has a sweet voice sings far better than today's over-praised, over-advertised upstart singers who dish out unpleasant cacophony.

সারা ভারতবর্ষের, সারা পৃথিবীর নারীদেরকে নগ্ন করা হচ্ছে - including পশ্চিম বঙ্গের ৷

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ভাষা

ভাষা ভগবানের দান ৷ পৃথিবীর কোন ভাষা কারো বাপের সম্পত্তি না ৷

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

VIOLENT RETALIATION

Over-confident America, UK, Germany, France, etc., have been just as cruel as Russia and Syria. Violent retaliation for their inhuman brutality is in the offing. Arrogant "Big Brother" America and all the other criminal countries had better watch out coz North Korea IS a REAL THREAT. (By the way, the incredibly advanced and deadly and very bad-tempered psycho-technologists may BLOW UP THE WORLD without warning AT ANY MOMENT.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SURVIVING A HOLOCAUST

If America wants to survive a holocaust (God forbid!), I would URGE Trump Inc. to constantly seek the advice of "hippies" Y and Z ("hippy" Y = Peter Funk? "hippy" Z = Norman Lewis?) and Dr. Wilfred Funk. I sincerely hope that Norman Lewis, Dr. Wilfred Funk and his son Peter Funk (worthy son of a worthy father) are alive and in good physical, mental, and moral health. If one or more of these geniuses has/have expired or is/are not in good health, God help America!

"There is no saint without a past, no sinner without a future." - Alexander Pope

(This over-optimistic quote certainly does NOT apply to aliens. - G)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

I AM PUZZLED

I sent this letter many years ago when I was in college to Peter Funk (only son of Dr. Wilfred Funk) of Reader's Digest, Inc., New York, USA:

Gauhati [Guwahati], Assam, India

Dear Sir,

I will always remember your father Wilfred Funk with gratitude, and associate with his name all that is true and noble in this world. My memory of him will always be sacred.

I would like to read all the books that your father has written. I have two of them with me [Me]: SIX WEEKS TO WORDS OF POWER, and 30 DAYS TO A MORE POWERFUL VOCABULARY written in collaboration with his friend Norman Lewis. I have tried hard to obtain all the books of Wilfred Funk and of Norman Lewis, but I have not succeeded.

I write to ask for help. I can pay for the books - only, I do not know how to get them. In this, Sir, I hope and I pray you would assist me [Me].

Respectfully yours,

Kishalay Sinha

Peter Funk replied from New York:

Dear Mr. Sinha:

My father would have been delighted with your letter. He was an outstanding lexicographer. His approach helped people not only to understand the secrets of vocabulary building but also encouraged them to see the beauty of words. His enthusiasm for words was inculcated in thousands of people.

All of my father's books can be had from:

Funk & Wagnalls
... ... ...
New York
USA

I continue to be puzzled. Is Dr. Wilfred Funk late? If not late, was the above letter intended to inspire Me to solve aging and death? (I DID solve these problems and the mystery of Satan and his gang of aliens in Bombay where I went soon after I got this profoundly inspiring letter from Peter Funk, following the advice by Andrew Carnegie to "BURN ALL BRIDGES BEHIND YOU" contained in the wonderful book THINK YOUR WAY TO WEALTH by Napoleon Hill reprinted in India by D. B. Taraporevala, Bombay. May God bless you all, dear Norman Lewis, Dr. Wilfred Funk, and Peter Funk, late or not late.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

I want everyone to succeed but I CANNOT praise (or, rarely, criticise) a book or song or film without having read the book, heard the song, or seen the film. If I did that, I would stop being THE ONLY GUY Whom the whole world trusts 100%. I will NEVER be false, despite any amount of strong ad misericordiam appeals to emotion. (I am NOT a fool, and I am not at all susceptible to feminine charm. So, NO female can ever cloud My judgement, no matter how SEXY AND SEDUCTIVE she may be: for example, the seductive and sexy sirens Ms. X and Ms. Z in Bombay [Mumbai] and UIUC "Cynthia" and UIC Marian (?) in America failed to trap Me.) 

Kishalay Sinha [G]

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ,আ]

PELVIC THRUST

I am constrained to admit that the vulgar to-and-fro pelvic thrust is nevertheless essential to propagation of the species, since pelvic thrusts supposedly induce production of lubricant fluid in the female v. canal and ejaculation of semen from the male p.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

NO REPLY

Many years ago, after My return to India after My brief halcyon days in UIUC (ref. My amusing true-life short story "Cynthia" which you will find online in one of My "public" e-mails) and in UIC (ref. My sweet classmate Marian - I am not sure if that was her name) in America (I went to America ten years after My halcyon days filled with earth-shaking / alien- shaking hectic activities in Bombay/Mumbai where I SAW but did not speak to sexy sirens Ms. X and Ms. Z; I was granted a Ph. D. scholarship - Teaching Assistantship - by University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign - UIUC - Department of Physiology and Biophysics, and later got an M.S. scholarship - tuition and fee waiver - from University of Illinois at Chicago - UIC - Department of Mathematics, Statistics, and Computer Science), I sent a warmly worded letter by air mail to Professor Norman Lewis, Chairman of Department of English / Chairman, Communications Department, Rio Hondo Jr. College / Rio Hondo College, Whittier,  California, USA, from India  (from Haflong, Assam, India; I had joined I.T.I., Haflong, as Instructor of Mathematics / Workshop Calculations and Science) but I have never received a reply; when I told My nephew - the younger son of My sister's two sons who had a brilliant student career in India and is now in USA - about My not getting any response from Professor Norman Lewis, My bright nephew told Me: "মামা / uncle, I think the reason you haven't got a reply from him is that he is dead!"

Excerpts from the letter I wrote to Professor Norman Lewis:

"It pained Me to learn that you were Adjunct Assistant Professor of English at New York University. No one deserved a university professorship more than you."

"You have immortalized the names of your wife Mary and of your daughters Margie and Debbie." (I got the names of these females from the Dedication in WORD POWER MADE EASY by Norman Lewis. I only speculated that the three females are wife and two daughters of Norman Lewis; but they may NOT be;  the "daughters" Margie and Debbie in particular may be adopted daughters! I know that reading Isaac Asimov's fascinating science fiction has influenced Me, as you can see! - G)

"If Norman Lewis should be dead, to the one who opened this letter: I will try extremely hard to revive Norman Lewis. That's a promise."

I wonder if Margie/Margaret and Debbie are also worthy daughters of a worthy father like Peter Funk (cheat hippy Y?) is the "worthy" son of "worthy" father Dr. Wilfred Funk.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

আমার ধর্মপত্নীকে বললাম : "দেখ !"

"কি - এরা সবাই তোমার প্রেমে পড়েছে!"

"সেটা বলছি না - অন্য চেনেলে একটা প্রাইজ পাওয়া মেয়ে আছে - (আজকাল রাম শ্যাম যদু মধু সবাই প্রাইজ পায় - কেউ quality দেখে না - চেহারা দেখে - আমার এক অসমীয়া বন্ধু জয়ন্ত, who was a Don Bosco school classmate, আমি আমেরিকা যাওয়ার কয়েকদিন আগে আমাকে বলেছিলঃ "কিশলয়, মনত ৰাখিবা, beauty is skin deep." Thank you for your valuable advice, জয়ন্ত, কোন American female আমাকে trap করতে পারে নি! ধন্যবাদ! কিন্তু তুমি ত জান না ভাই যে before, during, and after America, কোন female আমার কাছে পাত্তা পায় নি!) - তাই এরা সবাই মিলে ওকে jointly টক্কর দিচ্ছে!"

আনার ধর্মপত্নী আমাকে বলল: "এরা সবাই jealous, না?"

আমি জিজ্‍‍ঞেস করলামঃ "কার সঙ্গে jealousy?"

ধর্মপত্নী বললঃ "ওই মেয়েটার সঙ্গে ৷ অবশ্য jealous হওয়া ত স্বাভাবিক, তাই না?"

বললামঃ "হ্যাঁ ৷" (মনে মনে বললাম, প্রকাশ্যে নাঃ তুমি তো নিজেই একটা জ্বলন্ত উদাহরণ of jealousy - a shining example of a jealous female!)

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

ভাবলে অবাক হই, রবীন্দ্রনাথের musical notation এর কোন জ্ঞান ছিল না - প্রকাশ্যে বলতে চাই না কয়েকটা কথা having to do with ghost-writing.

Christina Rossetti ... = Eve ?

All the invariably sad songs of Rabindranath রবীন্দ্রনাথ sound to Me like songs of prayer addressed to God The Supreme Lover And Rescuer by Eve/Sita/Margaret in amorous pain. (By the way, she is not the only amorous candidate - there are millions of such unethical females wanting illicit s. with Him! - G)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

লাভ নাই - অসফল প্ৰয়াস - মই astrology মুঠেই বিশ্বাস নকৰোঁ - 0% !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

Sweet sad yearning faces of unethical females give away their ILLICIT thoughts about One!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ভারতীয় বায়ুসেনা officer এর রক্তাক্ত দেহ উদ্ধার - রহস্যময় মৃত্যুর কি কারণ হতে পারে? - because I think IAF fighter pilots are very unpopular just as brutal alien Air Force fighter pilots of USA and Russia who bomb innocent citizens of foreign countries are very unpopular among all angry citizens of all the brutally bombed foreign countries. (I suspect that IAF fighter pilots have been secretly bombing the poor citizens of Pakistan and Afghanistan year after year and quietly returning to IAF bases after each bombing - without the knowledge of Indian citizens who have been deliberately kept in the dark.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CASTE

RSTV किताब discussion on जाति reminds Me that many years ago a very well-read elderly Bengali gentleman, an affectionate neighbour / neighbor whom we called কাকু/Uncle, who died a few years ago (when he read the typescript of My short story "Cynthia", he exclaimed in admiration: "This is a world-class story! You must get this published anyhow!" - it got published in melange, the Sunday magazine of The Sentinel - but after his death, I regret to say!), told Me one day that the caste system was introduced by Krishna - but I cannot vouch for the authenticity of that assertion - besides, there must be literally thousands of guys named Krishna - I am not sure which Krishna he referred to as originator  of the caste system - was it some alien who is called by others Krishna? - was it the putative author of Gita, the famous Sanskrit classic ? - I know the outlines of the Gita, but I have not studied the Sanskrit classic in detail and therefore I am not sure if there are passages in the Gita that really confirm that Krishna originated the caste system in India. Anyway, in reality, the caste system is prevalent in every country in various guises - lords and commoners in UK (cf. the House of Lords and House of Commons; Queen / King and "subjects" = slaves!), millionaires and billionaires in USA and all the other countries and poor citizens!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

The entertaining speaker on आस्था LIVE enlivens his talk with humour / humor and sarcasm and songs (and often a hint of eroticism). हिन्दी में बोलो जी please - हम पढ़ी लिखी नहीं हैं जी - अंग्रेजी नहीं समझती ! तो अंग्रेजी सीख लो My darlings!

सत्संग LIVE speaker is also a brilliant and entertaining speaker (but he is a serious speaker and not a flippantly amusing erotic speaker like the above-mentioned आस्था LIVE speaker).

The speaker on आस्था भजन LIVE has a very sweet and solemn personality; I don't think he indulges in flippant or suggestively erotic talk.

क्या बात, जी? धंधा क्या है जी - सब प्रवचन देने वालों को खुश करना - या अलग कुछ धंधा ? - females in the audiences को लाइन मारना ?!!

संस्कार LIVE में आज एक अंधा speaker बेचारा होने के कारण मुझे यह channel देखना अच्छा नहीं लगता यद्यपि although females हैं in the audience! सच कहूं, आज तक मैंने एक भी female को लाइन नहीं मारा! 

किशलय सिन्हा जी [G/भ]

मुझे तो लगता है Aam Aadmi Party leader - आम आदमी पार्टी नेता - Delhi's AAP Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal is the latest "reincarnation" of Bhagat Singh (who is said to have been hanged inside a jail by the British rulers - but his dead body was not handed over by the British to his family, but only some pieces of bone; a photo of Bhagat Singh was hung by the Delhi "आम आदमी" Chief Minister "Arvind Kejriwal" on the wall of his office when he became Chief Minister - which was a very natural thing to do coz self-esteem is very natural).

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

यारों, सचमुच - "कितना बदल गया इंसान" (हिंदी गाना) !

किशलय सिन्हा जी [G/भ]

THE SPY MATA HARI

... if we fear the steps that will be required by love and want it to reveal everything to us, the result is that we will be left with nothing.

And I think, my [My] beloved Mata Hari [Eve/Sita/Mary/Margaret] that that was your mistake. After years on the icy mountain, you ended up totally disbelieving in love and decided to turn it [your v.] into your servant [that is, prostitution].

Today you are a prisoner of the French people, but as soon as the sun rises, you will be free.

The body tires easily, but the spirit is always free and will help us [you] get out, one day, from this infernal cycle of repeating the same mistakes every generation. Although thoughts always remain the same, there is something stronger, and this is called Love.

Because when we truly love, we know others and ourselves better. We do not need words, documents, minutes, statements, accusations, or defenses. We need only what Ecclesiastes [in the Bible] says:

"Instead of justice there was wickedness, instead of righteousness there was yet more wickedness.... But God will judge them all, both the righteous and the wicked, God will judge them both, for there is a time for every deed."

So be it. Go with God, my [My] beloved.

Mata Hari's body was buried in a shallow grave, which has never been located. [!!!]

In 1947, prosecutor Andre Mornet, largely responsible for the death sentence of the woman [Mata Hari], confided to journalist and writer Paul Guimard that the entire proceedings were based on deductions, extrapolations, and assumptions, concluding with:

"Between us, the evidence we had was so poor that it wouldn't have been fit to punish a cat."

(From Paulo Coelho: "THE SPY - A Novel", Vintage / Penguin Random House India 2016, ISBN 978-0-670-08953-6, Rs. 299)

There are weird references to aliens in the novel; e.g.

[Subject] ... Margaretha ...

under the Aliens Act ... To the Aliens Officer ... H.M. Inspector under the Aliens Act. ... Copies sent to Aliens Officers ... New Scotland Yard and War Office ...

WEIRD ! ... - G

I keep recalling the sweet face and figure of My ex (!!) UIC classmate Marian (?) = UIUC "Cynthia"? = Eve? =  Sita? = Mary? = Margaret?  (Recently, I have started wondering: Did she visit Me in a physiology lab of UIUC one day when I was giving practical lessons to some young UIUC American girl students - did she meet Me incognito along with a few other young girls who were all smiling sweetly like her? Was she the mysterious UIUC "Cynthia" I thought I never met?)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CNN

CNN is full of ALIENS who are quaking with secret fear.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Jews vs. Muslims

Today's Jews and Muslims are in fact descendants of two brothers who were sons of the same father. Jesus, whose followers are now called Christians, was a Jew who was tortured by (late) Satan's evil gang of human-looking aliens pretending to be "Jews". The word "Hindu" is absent in the Gita, which is regarded as the sacred book of "Hindus".

The constant fight going on among "Jews", "Christians", "Muslims", and "Hindus" are caused by cunning human-looking ALIENS using their highly effective method of DIVIDE AND RULE. But the game is up, aliens: you will soon become extinct.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Sophie

When I see worried females like Sophie on RT, I am filled with intense compassion. My heart bleeds for her and for all worried Russian and American girls who are very worried like her - because of (now panicky) alien leaders of Russia and America.

N.B. I have used the English idiom "My heart bleeds [or aches] for ..." in a genuine sense, and not in a sarcastic sense. As it is, all females have led miserable lives - courtesy late Satan and his evil gang of aliens.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Pl. don't think I am laughing brutally at panicky females. I am not. Why do I seem to be ONLY interested in the welfare of females? Frankly, My (very natural) attraction for the (weak) opposite gender. (I always try to be frank, though I am perhaps too often rather subtle and inscrutable despite My air of honest frankness! Being unfathomable is a strong trait of My personality - you know why!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

END OF THE WORLD?

Is the end of the world nigh? Holocaust? God knows.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Erdogan

Very scared ALIEN Erdogan is an utter NONENTITY who will become EXTINCT very soon.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

U.S. WARNINGS TO NORTH KOREA

"Sound and fury signifying nothing."

          - 'Shakespeare'

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CRYING FOR VENGEANCE

The spirits of hundreds of thousands of poor helpless innocent citizens of Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, Afghanistan etc. BRUTALLY MURDERED by NASTY ALIEN LEADERS of Russia, Syria, America, UK, France, Germany, Israel, Saudi Arabia etc. are crying to God for VENGEANCE.

Kishalay Sinha [G]