Paytm SHOCK
Aaj Tak (was it ABP न्यूज ?) reported this evening (it was reported by a charming Muslim female anchor of the TV news channel; I regret I cannot recall her name just now; too many female names to store in My brain) that ALL the money paid by the customers by paytm to an unfortunate Indian shopkeeper - about 17000 rupees, if I remember right - VANISHED - his paytm balance had become ZERO! (Online payment is VERY RISKY. As a matter of fact, BIILLIONS OF DOLLARS can be made to instantly disappear by cyber hackers.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
শতরূপ ঘোষ
I have noticed over several of his TV appearances that brilliant young Mr. শতরূপ ঘোষ (who was on ABP আনন্দ a few minutes ago) is a clear and accurate thinker and speaker who has a sharp mind. (This is My impression of him at present at any rate.)
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]
আজিজুল বিশ্বাস
As usual, আজিজুল বিশ্বাস (CALCUTTA NEWS LIVE) is a very well-informed, hard-hitting, forthright speaker who does not hesitate to speak the blunt truth, like Me. Not everything he says is gospel truth, however.
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]
sexpot
কোন কোন female কে দেখলে এক একটা sexpot মনে হয় - এটা আমি ভাল sense এই বলছি, খারাপ বা অশ্লীল অর্থে বলছি না ৷ সব female-ই বোধ হয় - দেখতে যতোই cultured-looking মনে হোক না কেন - মুখে না বললেও মনে মনে হয়ত চায় তাকে যেন sexy বা sexually attractive মনে হয় ৷ যদি males দের females দের প্রতি কোন sexual feelings-ই না থাকত, তাহলে ত species টাই extinct হয়ে যেত, তাই না ? তাই বলে rape টেইপ আমি মোটেই support করছি না - তবে আমি শুনেছি যে consensual sex can sometimes change dramatically to "rape" if a মনোমালিন্য occurs between the sex partners - জানি না এরকম হয় কি না ৷ আমার ত মনে হয় এসব অশান্তির মূল হল ভগবান-সৃষ্ট v. আর p. - কি অদ্ভুত আবিষ্কার রে বাবা !
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]
গোপন ব্যথা
ভগবান females দের গোপন unspoken ব্যথা সম্বন্ধে নিশ্চয় সম্পূর্ণ অবগত ! আমার বিশ্বাস solution হবেই হবে ! আহারে বেচারীরা ! সোনারা ! সোনার হরিণ চাই !
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
DULL IDIOTS
Politicians who are aliens are dull idiots besides being blatantly obvious cheats and scoundrels.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
গোপন চিন্তা
কোন কোন female হয়ত ভাবছে - আশা করছে - কল্পনা করছে - আমি ওর প্রেমে হাবুডুবু খাচ্ছি - অথচ আজ পর্যন্ত কোন female বেচারি জন্মায়নি আর কোন female বেচারী কখনো জন্মাবে না যার কথা ভেবে আমি অনৈতিক প্রেমে হাবুডুবু খেয়েছি বা খাচ্ছি বা খাব ! ওরা দিনরাত অনৈতিক কল্পনা করে প্রেম-"পাগল" হতে পারে তাতে আমার কোন আপত্তি নেই, আপত্তি থাকার কথাও না, সবার বাক-স্বাধীনতা থাকাটা যেমন কাম্য তদ্রূপ গোপন কল্পনায় নিমগ্ন থাকার স্বাধীনতাটা ততোধিক কাম্য কিন্তু অপ্রিয় সত্য কথাটা হল এই যে extra-marital females দেরকে নিয়ে মাথা ঘামাবার আমার বিলকুল সময় নেই - বোকার মতো time pass করা habit আমার নেই - I am too busy and too active in constructive things! মাঝে মাঝে "depressed" females দের মনটা একটু খুশী করি হাস্যকর lollipop দেখিয়ে এই আর কি ! (আমার ত মনে হয় আজকালকার unethical females দের most favourite/favorite popular and fashionable শব্দ হল "depression" - caused by গোপন অনৈতিক অশ্লীল চিন্তা in which the female thinks that she is the heroine!)
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
ARREST OF PAWAN RUIYA পবন রুইয়া
I find it astonishing that Indian industrialist Pawan K. Ruiya, owner of Jessop, was arrested in Delhi by CID (Criminal Investigation Department) sleuths of WEST BENGAL government for his stealing of huge funds in collusion with the Indian Central Ministry of Railways during 2009-2012 because as a matter of fact most of the Central Railway Ministers during this period starting with Ms. Mamata Banerjee (chief of Indian Trinamool Congress) belonged to Trinamool Congress party - I find the arrest of industrialist Pawan Ruiya by West Bengal CID very surprising because Ms. Mamata Banerjee, the Trinamool Congress chief, is the Chief Minister of WEST BENGAL !!! Seems very strange to One who is aware of the above facts.
List of India's Central Government Railway Ministers during 2009-2012:
1) Mamata Banerjee - Indian Trinamool Congress (UPA): 26 May 2009 - 19 May 2011
2) Dinesh Trivedi - Indian Trinamool Congress (UPA): 12 July 2011 - 14 March 2012
3) Mukul Roy - Indian Trinamool Congress (UPA): 20 March 2012 - 21 September 2012
4) C. P. Joshi - Indian National Congress (UPA): 22 September 2012 - 28 October 2012
5) Pawan Kumar Bansal - Indian National Congress (UPA): 28 October 2012 - 10 May 2013
(Internet source)
This world is full of male and female ALIEN politicians who are very poor actors and actresses whose pretence may not be obvious to unsuspecting humans but whose pretense is immediately obvious to God.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
POOJA AND MANTRAS
The elaborate nonsensical system of pooja and mantras - A HOAX - was invented by Satan and his evil gang of male and female aliens - the nasty gang of human-looking "gods" and "goddesses" - to terrorize the gullible human race to keep the human race under alien control.
Satan - arrogant self-styled "God" - committed suicide in panic some years ago when he got very scared of God. The entire gang of human-looking aliens - the gang of "gods" and "goddesses" - will become extinct very soon.
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा কিশলয় সিনহা [G]
ULTIMATE CRIMINALS
Corrupt politicians of ALL political parties are the ULTIMATE CRIMINALS - the BIGGEST ENEMIES - of every country. Corrupt journalists are very close ALLIES of corrupt politicians. It should be realized that there is ALWAYS secret collusion between politicians of central government and state governments regardless of their party affiliations. Corrupt politicians are the world's biggest criminals.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Ms. X / SHALL
I think Ms. X is becoming a powerful writer (in English). I can see her grammar and syntax improving very fast. All the best! Take care! You shall become a well-known writer. The last 3 sentences parodying another charming
female whose English has also improved dramatically. (ALL females are charming! Really?!!)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
CID
Though brilliant, CID staff of state governments of Indian states, like brilliant CBI staff of India's successive central governments, are spineless chamchas.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
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