SPIDER-MAN 3

Indian TV news channels

Indian TV news channels are full of human-looking male and female aliens, like all TV news channels of all other countries.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Russian envoy shot dead

The Russian ambassador to Turkey, Andrei Karlov, has been SHOT DEAD in Ankara by a Turkish cop, shouting "Syria". Russian President Vladimir Putin has called an emergency meeting. (INDIA TODAY.)

An act of violent retaliation against Russian brutes. I am sure that the brutal Russian tyrant alien Vladimir Putin will be eliminated very soon. Very easy to eliminate him; his own bodyguards can easily shoot him dead, as happened in the shooting/assassination of India's ex Prime Minister Mrs. Indira Gandhi, whose husband ex Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi was bombed/assassinated by a young Indian female suicide-bomber at a public meeting.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

भारतीय नारी

मुझे तो देसी नारी ज़्यादा sweet - ज़्यादा मीठा - लगती है ! पहले तो "मीठी" लिखने का इरादा था, लेकिन Hindi dictionary देखा तो चौंक गया क्योंकि "मीठी" या मिट्ठी का अर्थ - kiss, चुंबन, चूमा ! सर्वनाश ! सत्यानाश !

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

तिहरा

तीसरा कब से तिहरा बन गया, भाई ?!!

किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]

"G, भ, आ" - क्या चक्कर जी ?  

सरल उत्तर : 

A for Apple, B for Ball, उसी तरह:

G for Guwahati

भ/Bh for भारत/Bharat/India

आ/A for Assam

क्योंकि My present location in the Universe is Guwahati, Assam, India!

यह तो हुआ सरल (यानी झूठ - योनि नहीं यानी) उत्तर, लेकिन जटिल (सच) उत्तर क्या है जी ? नहीं जानते हो क्या/नहीं जानती हो क्या ? सच ?!! ज़्यादा acting मत करो !! - G/भ/आ

QUID PRO QUO

It seems to Me that Rahul Gandhi went ALONE to meet Prime Minister Modi today to threaten him: "THIS is the EXPLOSIVE information I have about your shocking personal corruption. So, DON'T DARE expose corruption of ex PM Manmohan Singh and me and my mom Sonia Gandhi etc. If you do, I will MAKE PUBLIC my EXPLOSIVE information about your personal corruption."

Quid pro quo.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Sitaram Yechury

India's "Communist" leader Mr. Sitaram Yechury's name is an intriguing compound of Sita + Ram.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SALUTING KRISHNA

"Communist" Bong politicians saluting Lord Krishna one by one as seen on TV news has implications that are clear to those in the know. (As a matter of fact, ALL politicians of ALL political parties of the world have secret feelings of দহরম-মহরম - secret camaraderie. Why? Think!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

কিয় ইমান প্ৰীতি ?

মই indirect message টো বুজি পাইছোঁ - মই কিয় বাংলা ভাষাত ইমান লিখি থাকোঁ ? - কিয় মোৰ  বঙালীবিলাকৰ প্ৰতি ইমান প্ৰীতি ? - কিয় মই অতিকৈ চেনেহৰ অসমীয়া ভাষাত নিলিখোঁ ? অথচ মোৰ প্ৰধান (কাল্পনিক) প্ৰেমিকা কেইজনী হেনো (বৰ মৰমলগা) অসমীয়া ছোৱালী আছিল - ব, মা, স, ৰি, ক, মি ... (আছিল নে এতিয়াও আছে? - top secret দেই ! সঁচাকৈ কাল্পনিক নে ? নাজানোঁ ! বৰ চালু !)

উত্তৰ:  ইয়াৰ main কাৰণ হ'ল সময়ৰ অভাব ! And potential number of serious readers!

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

ডেচডিমনা

মই বহুদিন আগতেই "মই ডেচডিমনা হ'ব খোজো" উপন্যাস কিনি থৈছোঁ ৷ পঢ়িব লাগিব !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

অস্বাভাবিক উজ্জ্বলতা

Unethical females দের চেহারায় অস্বাভাবিক উজ্জ্বলতা দেখলে সহজেই অনুমান করা যায় ওদের মনের গভীরে কি চলছে - গোপন অনৈতিক illicit s. desire realize করার অদ্ভুত আকাশ কুসুম পরিকল্পনা চলছে ! বেচারীরা !  দুঃখ হয় ! ভগবান কেন এত নিষ্ঠুর ? বেচারীদের অদ্ভুত অনৈতিক পরিকল্পনা কেন সফল হচ্ছে না ? কারণ - অনৈতিক ! কি অসহ্যকর এই সামাজিক ব্যবস্হা !  কোন পণ্ডিত বা পণ্ডিতদের সৃষ্টি এই বিরক্তিকর সমাজ ব্যবস্থা ? পছন্দ না হলে বিরক্তিকর !!

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

DON'T GET ATTACHED

When a female says to other females passionately: "DON'T get ATTACHED to A Guy," she often means just the opposite - "we want to get ATTACHED to (have s. with) Him !" It seems that God-given v. is behind the illicit thinking of females!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SATAN AND HIS GANG

Satan, who arrogantly called himself "God", was the world's most dangerous criminal, and with his evil gang of human-looking male aliens - his gang of male "gods" - oppressed and tortured the human race for millions of years and treated many (not all) female aliens - "goddesses" - as slaves and spies and prostitutes. (Satan was ZERO in God's eyes, and took his own life a few years ago when he realized that God had already arrived on Earth to mercilessly destroy him and his evil gang of male and female aliens. Thanks to My very clear public writings posted on the Internet, the whole world now knows the identity of evil Satan, now late.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Sita

I wonder if the very old-looking Janaki (synonym of Sita), who is the chief of Brahma Kumaris (the headquarters of Brahma Kumaris is at Mount Abu in Rajasthan, India) is the latest reincarnation of the Ramayana heroine Sita, faithful wife of Lord Ram/Krishna, well-known to have expired voluntarily. (Brahma = Krishna/Ram?)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Ram Lakshman Pahar

I have just heard on Assamese TV news that stealthy illegal hunters of rhinos in Assam have large stocks of arms and ammunition hidden inside a hill that has an intriguing name: Ram Lakshman. (I am sure there are many secret tunnels in Ram Lakshman hill in Assam and other parts of Assam and throughout all other states of India and throughout all other countries which all lead INTO earth, you will know why if you have read and understood My sensational and 100% accurate theory of aliens.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

TO "Shakespeare"

"Shakespeare" has contributed a lot to Bengali literature, I am sure. How I wish he would also contribute a lot to Assamese literature.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Once bitten, twice shy

If the story of the Garden of Eden mentioned in the Bible - involving Satan, unfaithful Eve, and henpecked Adam -  is true, it stands to reason that God will NEVER trust unreliable Eve and Adam completely. (Satan has been eliminated by God. Satan's clones are very minor stuff and will be destroyed en masse.)

Satan's direct allies, whose bond with Satan was as strong as was the amorous bond between Radha and Krishna, should NEVER be trusted, just as amorous Radha ceased to be trusted by Ayan. (For the interesting semi-erotic, not explicitly erotic, story of Radha, Krishna, and Ayan আয়ান, read ৰাধাকৃষ্ণ by সুনীল গঙ্গোপাধ্যায়, Assamese translation of Sunil Gangopadhya's famous Bengali book 'Radhakrishna', done by Dr. Anima Guha, Bina Library, College Hostel Road, Guwahati-781001, Assam; 104 pages; Price: Rs. 40.)

(AYAN আয়ান - I suspect that Ayan was/is one of the many extant clones of Lord Krishna.)

It is logical to assume that anyone who is capable of treachery once is capable of treachery again.

I will never trust mysterious Ms. X.

I will never trust My consort completely.

I will keep trusting psycho-technologists completely - 100% - through all eternity.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Rukmini

I suspect that Rukmini, one of the chief ex queens of Lord Krishna and a very close friend and confidante of Radha, ex paramour of Lord Krishna, is still alive and that in her most recent form or reincarnation she may be living in Guwahati /Assam / India, like her sakhi and very close ally Radha.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Everyone's pati

Krishna is actually the only male (purusha - "enjoyer"), and everyone else is prakriti or female. So, Krishna is actually everyone's pati ("husband"), but especially He is every woman's husband. In fact, anyone who's married to anyone except Krishna is committing adultery!

(Internet source)

BIZARRE !

By the way, as far as I know, Krishna reportedly had only 16,108 wives. Anyway, as is well-known, Krishna expired voluntarily, so Who is The Guy Who will replace him as The Supreme Lover but with an infinite number of extra-marital lovers? (In My all-night trance at UIUC, I felt that I was going to beat My dad Krishna in the matter of romance, a strange thought because as a matter of fact, unlike his namesake the romantic Lord Krishna, My virtuous and puritanical dad Krishna, who expired a few years ago, was extremely unromantic, and was in fact extremely faithful to My late mom; indeed, I never ever saw My dad indulging in extra-marital affairs during his long - by present earthly standards - married life with My mom.)

I was very surprised to get the following information about the origin of the word ভগবান [God] from the interesting scholarly book "বিজ্ঞান ও দেবদেবী":

ভগবান = ভগ + বান

भगवान = भग + वान

ভগৱান = ভগ + ৱান

Like ধনবান, which means one who owns a lot of ধন/money, ভগবান [God] means The Owner of many ভগ/भग - The Owner of many v. - because ভগ/भग means vagina ! SHOCKING!

Excerpt from "বিজ্ঞান ও দেবদেবী":

মার্জ রেনি আমাকে একটু বাজিয়ে নেবার চেষ্টা করেছিল বোধহয় ৷ বলেছিল,

- একটি কথা বলব ?

- বল ৷

- আপনি বলিতেছেন যে, মৃতদের দেখিতে পাওয়া যায় ৷ তাদের সমস্ত জীবনের ঘটনাবলী পরমাত্মার বুকে চিত্রিত হইয়া আছে ৷ উহা কি দেখিতে পাওয়া যায় ?

- হ্যাঁ, যায় বইকি !

- আপনি আমার হাজব্যান্ডের কথা বলিতে পারেন ?

- চেষ্টা করে দেখতে পারি ৷ তবে সবসময় যে সব দেখা যায় তাও নয় ৷

আমি চোখ বুজে দেখবার চেষ্টা করলাম ৷ আশ্চর্য ! দেখি হাজব্যান্ডের কথা চিন্তা করতেই চার জন ব্যক্তিকে দেখা যাচ্ছে ৷ বললাম, তোমার হাজব্যান্ডের কথা চিন্তা করতেই চারজনকে দেখতে পাচ্ছি কেন ? 

- হ্যাঁ, আমি চারবার বিবাহ করিয়াছি ৷

- তুমি কার সম্পর্কে জানতে চাও ?

- মাই লাস্ট হাজব্যান্ড ৷

ভালো করে চোখ বুজে দেখি, বিরাট বপু এক সাহেব ৷ দেখতে স্টার্ডি জার্মানের মতো ৷ তলপেটে এক বিরাট ক্ষতচিহ্ন, যেন অপারেশন করা হয়েছে ৷ মার্জ রেনিকে তার হাজব্যান্ডের বর্ণনা দিয়ে বললাম, তার তলপেটে বিরাট একটা অপারেশনের দাগ দেখছি ৷ কি হয়েছিল ?

- ক্যান ইউ সী ?

- ইয়া ৷

রেনি বলল, তলপেটে ওর অ্যাবডমিনেল ক্যানসার হয়েছিল ৷ তাতেই মারা যায় ৷ আপনি দেখলেন কি করে ?

- বলেছি তো মানুষের সমস্ত জীবন পরমাত্মার বুকে ছবির মতো হয়ে আঁকা থাকে ৷

মার্জ রেনি বললেন - আশ্চর্য !

- নিগূঢ়ানন্দ, "বিজ্ঞান ও দেবদেবী" (দেবদেবীর ঐতিহাসিক, মরমিয়া ও বৈজ্ঞানিক ব্যাখ্যা), করুণা প্রকাশনী, 18 এ টেমার লেন, কলিকাতা - 9; 302 pages; মূল্য: Rs. 125.

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

Kishalay Sinha [G, ভ, भ]

FUNGIBLE (GOD TV)

"Molecules are fungible raw materials." (Lecturer on GOD TV.)

What on earth is fungible?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Uddhav उद्धव

The gopis - the numerous lovers of Krishna - were very confused by his messenger Uddhav उद्धव coz Uddhav उद्धव LOOKED LIKE Krishna, perhaps because Uddhav उद्धव was in fact a CLONE of Krishna.

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा [G, भ, आ]

CLONES ARE THE KEY

CLONES ARE THE KEY to tracking the entire gang of male and female ALIENS - the panic-stricken gang of evil "gods" and "goddesses" living on AND inside Earth in human and other animal and plant forms - who are now living in extreme fear of getting wiped out by extremely violent deadly psycho-technologists who WILL wipe out the entire gang of male and female ALIENS mercilessly.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BABIES

Grown-up aliens transform their ADULT bodies into "babies" - then other aliens secretly exchange these alien "babies" with human babies - the ALIEN "babies" then grow up into human-looking adult aliens (with all their nasty past activities stored in their memory) and seek and join other nasty human-looking male and female aliens to continue torturing the human race. Each male and female alien knows the secret identity of all other male and female human-looking aliens.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Radha's secret marriage

"When Krishna was a small child, Radharani was asked to accompany Him home. In Their childhood forms, Radha and Krishna were walking together in Brindavan. They stopped to rest under a banyan tree, and, by Their mystic potency, They manifested youthful forms [transformed their very young bodies to look like youthful adults - G]. Lord Brahma was asked to be the priest for the wedding and guests arrived. [If Lord Brahma = Lord Krishna, then it is likely that the priest "Lord Brahma" at the wedding was actually a CLONE of Lord Krishna/Brahma. - G]. Lord Brahma ["the priest"] performed the marriage ceremony, with all the demigods in attendance. During the wedding ceremony, Radharani’s sari was tied to Krishna’s dhoti, as is the custom in Vedic weddings. When the ceremony was over and the guests had left, They [Radha and Krishna] assumed their childhood forms again. Radha [who now looked like a young girl once again] gave Krishna [who now looked like a little boy] to Mother Yasoda and then walked home. In this way it is accepted that Radha and Krishna are [were] actually married. However, in order to make their pastimes more relishable, Radha is [was] "so-called" married to Abhimanyu. The intrigue of Them [Radha and Krishna] meeting in secret and planning and plotting against Jatila and Kutila always makes Their pastimes more relishable."

(Internet source)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

MORE INTERESTING

Mysterious "Shakespeare" and Bernard Shaw are both geniuses but Bernard Shaw who is always entertaining is a much more interesting writer than "Shakespeare", a complex writer who seems to have gone through mind-shattering experiences and is not easy to comprehend on a casual reading.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Rabindranath

As far as I know,  Rabindranath did not write the notations for his songs, either because he did not learn to write musical notations (which would be very strange) or perhaps for some mysterious reason not known to the public. In passing, let Me add that the very famous শরৎ চন্দ্র and রবীন্দ্রনাথ were both aware of the hoary tradition of ghost-writing by ghost-writers (not "ghosts"/ভূত).

Kishalay Sinha [G]

LINE মারা

Under watchful surveillance of protective ধর্মপত্নী and others, monogamous ভগবানের পক্ষে কি সব extra-marital females দের সঙ্গে line মারা সম্ভব? অসম্ভব !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

खतरनाक females

कौन ज्यादा खतरनाक female - मेनका या उर्वशी या और कौई ?
भगवान के लिए तो all apsaras are zero - बिलकुल शून्य - क्या करें ?

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

कोई फर्क नहीं

Election में कौन party जीतता या हारता - BJP या Congress या any party - इससे public को कौई फर्क नहीं होने का - आपन तो vote नहीं देता -  क्योंकि election तो चार सौ बीस - 420 - system है invented by the aliens - सच बात तो यह है कि all politicians of all political parties are secret friends even when they pretend to be violent enemies - "शत्रु" ! क्या नाटक ! यह समझाने के बाद मेरी सीधी-सादी भोली भाली घरमपत्नी भी vote नहीं देती !

किशलय सिन्हा [G, भ, आ]

ঘুমের অভাব

চেহারা দেখলেই বোঝা যায় কার ঘুম কম হচ্ছে আর কেন ঘুম কম হচ্ছে ! কারণ হচ্ছে very অবাস্তব কাল্পনিক অনৈতিক প্রেম-জনিত আশা দুরাশা হতাশা ! বুদ্ধদেবের idea follow করলে - limit and control your desires - বিন্দাস ঘুম হবে ! 

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

NIA

It is obvious to Me that NIA guys, like CBI staff and TV news channels, are always under tremendous political pressure from ALL political parties (who are secret friends and partners). The salaried staff cannot afford to resign from their paid jobs in anger and disgust because without their salary, it would be difficult for their families to survive or to maintain their habitual life-style. While I don't support their moral weakness, I understand their tough predicament. The constant harping on the most frequent - and very tiresome - scapegoats "terrorists" and "Pakistan" - is obviously in accordance with the secret orders of corrupt politicians with the intention of distracting public attention from massive and shocking corruption in the country. Whereas, as a matter of fact, corrupt politicians who are TRAITORS are the country's biggest enemies and they are in fact the nastiest terrorists.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

P.S. My feeling is that very angry Indian Army jawans in army fatigue eliminated IAF criminals at Pathankot air base because IAF fighter pilots have been secretly bombing poor helpless citizens of Pakistan and Afghanistan to support alien tyrants of Pakistan and Afghanistan, a heinous crime against humanity perpetrated by nasty criminals without the knowledge of Indian citizens who have been kept uninformed by corrupt and constrained Indian media.

মোক্ষম দাওয়াই

দুষ্টকে পেটাই হল মোক্ষম ওষুধ ৷

আমার মনে হয় West Bengal public should lead the way কারণ অভাব অনটনে জর্জরিত বাঙালী বেকার যুবকরা পেটাই-বিদ্যা - এমন কি খুন-বিদ্যা - ভাল করেই আয়ত্ত করেছে - অন্য state এর যুবকরা একটু নরম স্বভাবের আর বাঙালী মস্তানদের মতো মারপিট করাটা ভালো করে শিখেনি তবে বাঙালী গুরুদেরকে follow করলে ওদের দেখাদেখি art of মারপিট তাড়াতাড়ি master করে ফেলবে আর apply করতে শুরু করবে ! সব মস্তান ভাইদেরকে Best of luck ! বহুত হয়েছে ! Action !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]

APPEALS TO EMOTION

Sadly, I am NOT influenced by direct or indirect appeals to emotion OR by name-dropping which is a common personality trait of Indians, as pointed out by My very wise Indian guru late Khushwant Singh, and as constantly practised/practiced by Me, an Indian!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALIENS WILL BE WIPED OUT

Nasty ALIEN criminals who look like humans abound among "Christians" as among "Hindus" and "Muslims" and "Jews" and "Buddhists" etc.

Aliens keep getting "reborn" and keep producing CLONES of IDENTICAL or DIFFERENT facial appearances, racial features, skin colors, "mother tongues", "religions", educational levels, social and economic strata, BUT NO AMOUNT OF ACTING WILL SAVE THE ALIENS.

NO MALE AND FEMALE "REINCARNATIONS" AND "CLONES" OF ALIENS CAN ESCAPE PAINFUL TORTURE AND VIOLENT EXTINCTION.

Kishalay Sinha [G, J, Bh, A]

किशलय सिन्हा [भ, आ]

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]

আ = "আখাম" a la তৰুণ গগৈ

Mary - Margie - Debbie

Mary = "Virgin" Mary?

[adopted?] Margie = Eve? = Demeter?

[adopted?] Debbie = Persephone? = daughter of Adam and Eve? = daughter of Zeus and Demeter?

Another Mary = God knows who?

So confusing!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE DEEP ARE DUMB

I read a short story with the title "The Deep Are Dumb" in an English magazine many years ago. Adapting the title to put forward accurately the universal view of the mass of frustrated unethical females, I would say: "The Deepest Guy is A Frustratingly Unreachable Inscrutable Guy."

Kishalay Sinha [G]

COWARDS

My impression is that Indians are a bunch of spineless cowards.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

পার্থ

পার্থ = অর্জুন = শিষ্য/disciple of (late) master "পার্থসারথি" কৃষ্ণ/Krishna.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G/ভ/আ]

ALIEN ANGELA MERKEL

Alien Chancellor Angela Merkel, daughter of alien Hitler, will be eliminated soon, along with her dad Hitler who is in hiding, probably in Guwahati/Assam/India, I guess.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

WHY ALIEN STAFF ?

Aliens - politicians, bureaucrats, "economists", bankers, doctors, hospital and diagnostic lab staff, journalists, etc. - planned to keep the human race under ALIEN control through TV news channels staffed by innocent-looking male and female aliens, excluding human staff for reasons of secrecy. PLANNED. HOPED.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Pandu and Kunti

Under threat of death, and the promise of long life, king Pandu was forced to refrain from copulating with queen Kunti who kept on having intercourse with the "gods" in return for promised "immortality". (Pandu in his latest modern "reincarnation" is said to have been Jawaharlal Nehru. I think I know the present identity of seductive Kunti.)

Kishalay Sinha [G] किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

P.S. What is the meaning of "copulating"? And "having intercourse"? I am too refined and too cultured to permit Myself to use vulgar words and expressions in public unnecessarily. Still, for देसी females who are very weak in English, and for all others who are also very weak in English, let Me say that both expressions mean f. Now please don't ask Me what f. means. Every modern male and female knows what f. means.

WEIRD CLAIM

A strange report was published a few years ago in an English magazine - was it INDIA TODAY, or was it some other magazine ? - which stated that Assamese activist Akhil Gogoi is "son" of Tarun Gogoi, the Chief Minister of Assam for three successive terms. I wonder if this weird claim was caused by confusion arising from their shared surname, or if it was a printing mistake, or if it was really based on thorough investigation by CIA, FBI, FSB, NSA, GCHQ,  INTERPOL, EUROPOL, etc. or by top scientists. As for Me, at this moment I am neutral and non-committal about this weird assertion. (Since the word Akhil অখিল means বিশ্ব, জগৎ, সমগ্র, I wonder if Akhil Gogoi অখিল গগৈ is a CLONE of Krishna, who has left THOUSANDS OF CLONES, I am sure.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

NO ENERGY

There is no energy in the songs (or whatever you call them) I hear on GOD TV; these songs sound more like expressions of despair and depression (this is especially true about the sad-looking female singers on GOD TV).

Kishalay Sinha [G]

A SWEET YOUNG MAN

A sweet and innocent young man comes to My house from time to time to explain the Bible to Me (the Bible is a famous classic of English literature; it is a model of clear and simple English; it is not a book that belongs only to "Christians" but it belongs to the whole world, it belongs to the entire human race, just as God has intense affection and sympathy for ALL poor and oppressed and depressed male and female humans, NOT only for those males and females who are "Hindus" or "Muslims" or "Jews" or "Christians" or "Sikhs" or "Jains" or "Buddhists" etc.; remember that the Bible says that God made man in His own image; the Bible is anti-Satan, just as I am anti-Satan and anti-Satan's gang of nasty male and female aliens); when the sweet young man speaks warmly and passionately and with deep feeling about God, I listen to him very attentively with a serious expression on My face, realizing that the poor guy does not know My true identity.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

বিশ্ব-দৰবাৰ/বিশ্ব-দরবার

I have noticed again and again with amusement the obsession with which the Bongs and the Assamese dream of putting someone or something on the world map - in the world court - in বিশ্ব-দৰবাৰ/বিশ্ব-দরবার !

Kishalay Sinha [G]

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]

COMPETING FEMALES

The trouble with (unethical) competing females is that as soon as they feel that The Guy they are all chasing is paying exclusive attention to one to the exclusion of all others, there is widespread dejection and a momentary urge to self-immolation, not realizing that The Target is NEVER head over heels in love with any female nor is He "rejecting" anyone but in fact He is opportunistically watching every crazy rival with secret amusement - He has NO favourites/favorites!

Kishalay Sinha [G] 

MANIC-DEPRESSIVE ?

Alternating cycles of elation and depression is probably regarded by psychiatrists as  a sign of manic-depressive patients, but I think this is a very normal and very natural feeling of all lovers, which is not connected with insanity.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

MUCH MORE INTERESTING

I find that LIVE broadcasts on entertaining spiritual channels such as आस्था, सत्संग, संस्कार, and आस्था भजन (with their bevy of attractive and yearning देसी females) are much more interesting than the TV news channels which give excessive importance to politicians. Perhaps the reason for My preference is that God भगवान is rapidly transforming this world which corrupt and cruel male and female politicians - ALIENS - have ruined. (GOD TV is rather boring because of its excessive emphasis on sin and sinners and for its grand claims about excessively gentle and forgiving and ineffectual Jesus who was in fact powerless for millions of years against evil Satan whom therefore God was obliged to destroy personally - burn with His own hands - a few years ago.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

SPIDER-MAN 3

Delightful movie. I think I know the REAL STORY behind the story! (Let Me add that God is not subject to the common mundane human emotions like greed, lust, jealousy, envy, lying, treachery, unfaithfulness, betrayal, competition et cetera - who on earth will He compete with?!! No one in the whole universe can compete with Him!! PLUS, He has a literally infinite number of choices!! What does "choices" mean?!! Alternatives!! Possibilities!! Alternatives?!! Possibilities?!! Yeah!! माल !! चीज़ !! মাল !! চীজ !!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ARMY, POLICE, SPIES

I can feel that the Army, police, and intelligence agencies of Germany, Turkey, and Russia are FED UP with the corrupt and cruel politicians/aliens of Germany, Turkey, and Russia. (Actually, this is true of EVERY COUNTRY of the world, I am sure. By the way, My powerful "intuition" is awesome.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BORING TALK

सरल देसी females की जटिल बातें इतनी boring क्योंकि इन जटिल बातों का असली अर्थ तो बहुत सरल - और बहुत शर्मनाक भी क्योंकि very unethical and illicit!

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

हर unethical female शायद सोचती है, एकबार शादी में फंस गई तो हमेशा के लिए फँस गई क्या? कम से कम एक बार यदि मेरी अनैतिक illicit s. desire fulfil होती !!

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

MAKING CLONES OF DAD

For Christians and others who are not Hindus, it must seem very cruel and very insensitive if God in human form BURNS with His own hands the dead body of His affectionate dad if the dad happens to be a Hindu. How BRUTAL and insensitive! Well, what to do, guys, that is the Hindu custom! God knows when this custom began! (Corrupt Jayalalitha gaily flouted this custom recently!) But if the dad and mom of God in human form are smart, His smart mom will arrange to make clones of His late dad from a little piece of bone in the skull of His dad which is extracted from the forehead at the burning place!

Kishalay Sinha [G]