Dimasa

FLUENT FEMALE

Vivacious Ms. Priya Kumar (a chatterbox? - forgive Me!) speaks fluent English as her videos on YouTube show. I have NOT "fallen head over heels in love" with her just because I have mentioned her. That is not how My personality works! I have NEVER "fallen head over heels in love" with a female - I think all females are the same - all females have the same v. No, I am not being bitter or sarcastic or cruel or angry or whatever. I am just stating a fact. (Really? No bitterness at all? Well, it is foolish to put any female on a pedestal, as I used to do when I was a greenhorn.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

FUNNY REPORT

ছদ্মবেশে গোয়েন্দা - পাকড়াও জুহি - two CIDs disguised as a male sadhu and a female devotee to trap and catch Ms. Juhi, the head of BJP Women's Wing (?) of West Bengal, prime accused in sex trafficking in Jalpaiguri  of West Bengal, arrested by West Bengal CID (Criminal Investigation Department) yesterday on the India-Nepal border where she had been hiding. Amusing report about CIDs in disguise (NEWS TIME). Did West Bengal Chief Minister "মমতা" বেনার্জী Miss Mamata Banerjee who has been the Chief Minister of West Bengal for six years AND goondas of her "Trinamool Congress" party "তৃণমূল" ("grassroots") কংগ্রেস পার্টি know NOTHING about the sex trafficking? It is VERY OBVIOUS that CRIMINALS of "Congress", "Communist", "BJP", "Trinamool Congress" parties - ALIENS - are ALL JOINTLY INVOLVED in the highly profitable sex racket. The INSULTED PUBLIC - who far outnumber these criminals - should VIOLENTLY BEAT UP THESE DIRTY CRIMINALS and সুপারী killers should do the rest.

Kishalay Sinha [G, ভ,আ]

BIG B ?

I think there is a spelling error in "BIG B" (CNN NEWS 18) if "B" means "Boss". So far as I know, the weird idiosyncratic spelling "BIGG" invented by Bollywood male "Amitabh Bachchan" (the name adopted by him in his latest "avatar" / "reincarnation" / "rebirth" = American actor Booth of Lincoln's assassin John Wilkes Booth family? = Gabriel the "angel" of "God"?  etc. etc. etc. in his previous incarnations?) is used in "BIGG BOSS", not "BIG". ("BIG BOSS", with the normal spelling "BIG", is printed on the vest / ganji / banian worn by Akshay Kumar in ads.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PAKISTAN DID NOT KILL

Gurmehar (= Gulmohar?) is a very intelligent girl who has learned to think clearly and independently, which is not a common trait among humans for which reason the gullible human race has been so easily FOOLED and FRIGHTENED for billions of years by (the late) cunning Satan and by his gang of male and female human-looking aliens. Fratricidal  wars (brothers killing brothers - humans killing humans) are ALWAYS caused by cunning aliens of warring countries - senseless wars that murder and maim human soldiers and army officers of India and Pakistan are watched with secret pleasure from a safe distance by aliens of both countries. These brutal wars that very often force widows and daughters of killed soldiers and officers of the armies of both India and Pakistan to take up the degrading business of pros. for the survival of their poor struggling families are not caused by 20 crore cheated citizens of Pakistan or by 120 crore cheated citizens of India (even poor male and female aliens of both countries are cheated by their selfish and cruel alien bosses in the two countries) but Indo-Pak wars have ALWAYS BEEN CAUSED BY ALIEN POLITICIANS acting in collusion with other nasty ALIENS of BOTH India and Pakistan. 120 crore cheated Indian citizens and 20 crore cheated Pakistani citizens - badly cheated by the GANG of human-looking aliens of both countries - are FRIENDS and will ALWAYS remain FRIENDS and will WIPE OUT the GANG of NASTY ALIENS of India and Pakistan.

Just because I have spoken about Gurmehar - written about her, to be accurate - does not mean that I have "fallen head over heels in love" with her - in fact, I have NEVER "fallen head over heels in love" before nor will EVER "fall head over heels in [illicit] love" in the future, I believe.

Kishalay Sinha [G, Bh, A]

BIGG BOSS

Instead of 'Bigg Boss' creator [an odd spelling: Bigg] Amitabh Bachchan [references: gave up his MP seat for involvement in corruption; bought huge plots of land from Indian farmers illegally by signing papers that describe him as a "farmer"; his name appears on notorious Panama Papers] - and Vidya Balan - giving redundant and insulting lessons on hygiene to very poor Indian families who cannot afford to build private toilets and squandering huge amounts of public money on these pointless TV ads - an RTI should reveal how much public money the Bollywood female Vidya Balan and the Bollywood male Amitabh Bachchan and advertising Indian TV channels have pocketed through these pointless TV ads that are of absolutely no use at all to poor Indian families - the CRORES AND CRORES OF RUPEES of public money stolen from the public could have been usefully spent to build THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PUBLIC TOILETS in villages and slums of India for the benefit of very poor Indian families living in Indian villages and slums who are struggling to survive.

Kishalay Sinha [G]
किशलय सिन्हा [भ,आ]
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ,আ]

Ms. Gurmehar Kaur

I agree completely 100% with the very sweet and charming Delhi University student Ms. Gurmehar Kaur, daughter of an Army officer or jawan who was killed in a senseless fratricidal war [wars are always triggered by cunning aliens - G], when she asserts that dissent does NOT mean being unpatriotic.

(I never heard before and I don't know the meaning of the word 'gurmehar' which sounds like gulmohar / गुलमोहर / গুলমোহর = krishnachura / कृष्णचूड़ / কৃষ্ণচূড়া = রক্তচূড়া - A BRIGHT RED FLOWER. No jealousy please. And don't think I am a 'চেনি' - Assamese word for a sugary guy who habitually flatters females too much.)

I am sure that ALL student organizations are full of paid goondas and aliens who work for politicians who are human-looking aliens. These PAID goondas and aliens employed by alien politicians should be VIOLENTLY BEATEN UP by the public.

I was a young student of St. Stephen's College / Delhi University many years ago - our English, Mathematics and Ethics classes were held in our college which was an all-male college at that time - we had no girl classmates in our college, fortunately or unfortunately - but our Physics honours and Chemistry subsidiary classes were held at the nearby Delhi University which was just a few minutes' walk from My college and hostel - we had three or four very sweet girl classmates who came from Hindu College - I am not quite sure if there were three or four or five girl classmates - in Delhi University Physics honours classes, and three or four also very sweet girl classmates - again I am not sure of the exact number - who came from Hans Raj College if I remember right - but perhaps there were no girl classmates at all in our Chemistry classes, it was so many years ago - all My very sweet and young girl classmates at Delhi University wore chooreedar kameez - I did not know the names of any of My very sweet girl classmates at Delhi University coz I never spoke to any of them even once. I felt very happy when I noticed that all three or four of My very sweet Physics honours girl classmates from Hindu College raised their hands to support Me when our Electricity and Magnetism lecturer Mr. Chandra asked our class of about twenty or thirty male students of St. Stephen's College and three or four girls from Hindu College to choose the class librarian who would be in charge of the small class library of physics books by raising their hands for Me or for My rival candidate who was a male student of St. Stephen's College and My friend. (I won by a massive majority.) That was a very sweet experience for Me and remains a very sweet memory. (I think all girls and women are very sweet and charming - I think? - I am not sure? - how can I be sure? - how many girls and women have I seen and known? - this is of course a rhetorical question whose answer is obvious - I have seen and known very few girls and women; am I trying to prevent causing female jealousy? And have I used the word "known" as an erotic double entendre?)

Kishalay Sinha जी [G,भ,आ]

ABVP

ABVP does not own India. The Delhi public SHOULD BEAT UP PAID GOONDAS in ABVP AND ALL CORRUPT POLITICIANS WHO ARE INSTIGATING ABVP.

Is ABVP, supposed to be a STUDENTS' organization, in fact a GOONDA wing of an Indian political party - BJP it seems from all the TV news reports I keep hearing - Iike the corrupt bribed GOONDA wings of Indian political parties like "Congress", "Communist", "Trinamool Congress", etc.? But the number of "goondas" in the BRIBED goonda wings of Indian political parties is minuscule (note that the spelling is minuscule, NOT miniscule) compared to the CRORES AND CRORES OF VERY ANGRY CHEATED INDIANS who should BEAT UP these dirty anti-national goondas black and blue. Enough is enough! गुंडाराज नहीं चलेगा - गुंडाराज खत्म करने का !

Kishalay Sinha जी [G]

Ramjas College

Ramjas College of Delhi is a top educational institution under Delhi University. My older cousin Dr. Bani Kumar Sinha, who was a professor at IIM Kolkata for many years until his retirement, was a brilliant M.Sc. Mathematics student of famed Ramjas College many years ago; he got first class marks in M.Sc. Mathematics from Delhi University (he scored the highest marks in Operations Management paper); then he got a Ph.D. from the famous University of Pennsylvania, USA; and then he joined the faculty at IIM, Kolkata.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

বাচ্চা

মাজে মাজে elderly মতা ALIEN আৰু elderly মতা মানুহৰ সৰু সৰু বাচ্ছা বাচ্ছা পুতেক জীয়েক থকা দেখিব পাৰি ৷

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

অপমান

কেৱল আধাৰশিলা স্থাপন কৰা হয় নেকি কিন্তু কোনো কাম কৰা নহয় ? তেন্তে ৰাইজক অপমান কৰা হয় ৷ Everyone should try NOT to be FOOLED by HIGHLY CHARGED appeals to pointless emotion.

কিশলয় সিনহা [G,ভ,আ]

বদলা

I have the feeling that very intelligent but badly cheated and deprived students of Assam are taking revenge - বদলা - for being treated as if they are CRIMINALS by very corrupt politicians /ALIENS and their corrupt GANG OF CHEATS who should be WIPED OUT by the cheated public.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

লোহা ভাসে

A few years ago, as I was walking and conversing with an old friend of Mine, all of a sudden he pointed to a rather charming married woman who was walking gracefully some distance away and exclaimed with excitement: "Kishalay, married women have a special charm!" I was shocked. I have avoided My lecherous friend ever since coz I believe that "সঙ্গদোষে লোহা ভাসে" - a very wise Bengali proverb.

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

Miranda House

When I was a young student at My all-male alma mater St. Stephen's College, Delhi, interesting plays in English, directed by the head of the college English department Professor W.S. Rajpal (who spoke excellent English), in which our college boys and very sweet girl students of Miranda House were actors and actresses, were staged in our college auditorium, which I attended. I did not have any contact (!) with any gal of Miranda House - except one very sweet and charming B.Sc. physics honours girl student of Miranda House with whom I spoke for only about five minutes or so near the Delhi University physics building about interesting library books on mathematical physics, tensor analysis in particular. (I remember that I had a very strange tingling sensation in the lower part of My body as I conversed with that very sweet girl of Miranda House.) I did not ask her what her name was and vice versa. I never saw her again, but she remains a very sweet memory to Me.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

देसी

देसी females with not much English education feel very insecure and at once go into the scared mode as soon as they feel that God / भगवान has a preference for English educated females. (I regret that My chauvinistic consort has no interest in books and only watches TV serials and childish songs and dances and is very weak in English, and that one sad day some years ago when I told her helpfully that I could help her improve her English, she retorted: "WHY should I learn English?" That was one of the saddest days of My life. Really?!! सच? झूठ!!)

किशलय सिन्हा [G,भ,आ]

INDIRECT PERSUASION

The very successful method of teaching new words used by My great American mentor Dr. Wilfred Funk, is his "subtle, indirect, psychological" way of teaching. But whether the indirect method can always be applied with success in every field, as for example when the dubious method of indirect persuasion is attempted with the hope of making One think and act along very unethical and immoral lines, is doubtful, I think.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

UNTRUSTWORTHY

(The late) Satan's chief sex partners for billions of years - Lilith (= "Night monster, female demon, first wife of Adam") / "Pamela" AND Eve (second wife of Adam) / "Margaret" - have been the topmost female spies and  female assassins of (late) Satan and his gang of male and female aliens, and are VERY UNTRUSTWORTHY.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Satan's CLONES

Late Satan has LEFT BEHIND thousands and thousands of CLONES as his backups ON and INSIDE Earth BUT sadly the ENTIRE GANG of CLONES of Satan can be BLOWN UP AND BURNED BY LASER. 

Kishalay Sinha [G]

GOD IS NOT A FOOL

God is perfectly just and He is not a fool. Opportunistic females with hubbies or with lots of boyfriends who jump into the fray with illicit hopes of unethically filling the seeming void at the apparent drastic and cruel elimination of 2 females are very likely to feel very disappointed coz those 2 specific females and "hippy" Ms. Z are My most powerful sources of female inspiration if we exclude My supportive and innocent-looking consort. (Note that there is no such thing as something for nothing. And I never give false praise to mediocrity.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

GREAT AMERICANS 

America has been growing and developing constantly NO THANKS to CORRUPT cruel inhuman Democrats and Republicans and government officials and journalists and bankers and doctors and surgeons and pathologists and private and government hospitals and diagnostic laboratory technicians and insurance agents and brutal armed forces personnel and other nasty human criminals and human-looking aliens BUT ONLY THANKS TO honest and hardworking men and women and teachers and professors and writers and scholars and scientists and engineers and technologists and small-scale and big-scale businessmen and industrialists and librarians and booksellers and sellers of wonderful mobile phones and smartphones and tablets and laptops and PCs etc. and THANKS TO great American philanthropists and giant Internet service providers like Google, etc.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Kollywood

Never heard of Kollywood before. Not Kolkata, I know. Kerala? Karnataka? Does it MATTER? I feel that these innocent-looking and "pure"-seeming "actors" are all the same - no difference, I think - I suspect that what all these chatterboxes really care about is offering s. for money. What is s.?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Dimasa

I saw a young Dimasa guy on an Assamese TV news channel showing his anger at the huge corruption in his district by holding placards with defiant messages on Facebook (I think) following Gurmehar (I remember her name by first recalling the bright red flower Gulmohar - Krishnachura - coz the very hard to remember spelling of her name Gurmehar sounds like Gulmohar which is easy for Me to remember! Oops!).

I found the young Dimasa guy on TV very entertaining and amusing at first when I saw him on TV but I realize that what he is saying is the truth.

I began My teaching career as Mathematics Instructor at ITI, Haflong which is the capital of Dima Hasao district (previously called N.C. Hills or North Cachar Hills), a neglected district of Assam. (ITI = "Industrial Training Institute".) Former Indian Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh declared ITIs of India to be crucial to the technological growth of India - which is true - but the reality is very different coz there is massive corruption in all the 28 ITIs of Assam, and young boys and girls who enrol in the ITIs with high hopes and guardians of the young ITI trainees are cheated year after year coz the young trainees do not get proper practical training because of shocking lack of sufficient equipment and raw materials for practical training in very ill-equipped ITI workshops; huge funds for ITIs go into the pockets of corrupt politicians and government officials and contractors; no records of income and expenditure are kept, as proved by the A.N. Borah report submitted to the Government of Assam at the insistence of Prime Minister's Office (PMO) and President's Secretariat after I kept on informing the successive Prime Ministers and Presidents of India about the shocking loot of ITI funds in Assam. I even bought a blackboard from My own pocket for one classroom at ITI, Guwahati (I did not tell My wife for a long time). I have seen boys who had passed out from ITI working as chowkidars and as bus conductors and selling paan in paan shops - because no big company will employ technicians who have only mugged up a lot of theory but have not had adequate practical training in ITIs.

My Dimasa colleagues (who respectfully called Me "Sir" coz they were younger than Me and called My consort Baideo = didi = older sister) and all the young Dimasa ITI trainees (boys, no girls) at Haflong ITI were very simple and sincere and warm-hearted. It hurts Me to see innocent Dimasas being cheated year after year by corrupt politicians and government officials of the Dima Hasao district. ALL districts of ALL states of India are run by corrupt politicians and government officers and staff.

I taught girl students along with boy students at ITI, Guwahati, for about two months when the charming (!) maths/math instructor Kabita (!) was on leave - and on Teacher's Day (5th September), these lads and lasses gave Me a printed Greetings Card with the moving words "To a great mathematics teacher" printed on it - any female teacher would have shed tears of joy . I taught girls (!) for two or three months at ITI for Women (!), Guwahati.

Kishalay Sinha [G]