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FASTEST WAY TO ELIMINATE ALIENS

The entire international gang of male and female aliens WILL BE ELIMINATED VERY FAST if the powerful and patriotic Armies of India, Pakistan, China, USA, Russia, UK, France, Germany etc. and powerful NSA, GCHQ, CIA, FBI, FSB, INTERPOL, EUROPOL, Scotland Yard, CBI, ISI etc. join forces and take VIOLENT ACTION jointly against the gang of cowardly and vulnerable aliens who will then be very easily wiped out. (The leaders of the aliens in every country are human-looking male and female politicians; their supporting gang of aliens are human-looking corrupt male and female bureaucrats, "economists", bankers, Bollywood criminals, BSF guys, journalists, etc. Note that deadly psycho-technologists can BLOW UP and BURN WITH LASER the entire alien race and the entire human race in less than a second, but I believe that God probably wants deadly psycho-technologists to refrain from such horrifying violence. Psycho-technologists are VERY bad-tempered and very impatient, however - so IF the human race does NOT eliminate the aliens VERY FAST, then BOTH the alien race AND the human race could be wiped out by the very bad-tempered deadly psycho-technologists.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

English

English মাৰি লাভ নাই - কাৰণ মোক কোনেও impress কৰিব নোৱাৰে - অসম্ভৱ ৷

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

S. UNDERCURRENT

I find that nowadays there is often a very regrettable s. undercurrent in the innocent-seeming chatter of married females who have secret unethical illicit thoughts and feelings about A Frustratingly Unapproachable Target Who Just Cannot Afford To Waste His Valuable Time In Foolish Time-wasting Pursuits.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

AMAZING SOLUTION

I am truly amazed at My own astounding mind power.

For several years, I have been wondering how to solve a difficult problem but could not come up with a solution - till just a few minutes ago, at a truly Eureka moment.

For many years, I have used a unique ingenious "blog" - the only one of its kind in the world, I think, devised by Me at another Eureka moment in the past. I have sent My public e-mails from kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com to My public e-mail ID ksinha1950@gmail.com whose password (infinity) I made public - so that My public e-mails could be read by any Internet user located anywhere in the world by opening the latter e-mail ID and reading all My e-mails in the INBOX.

But over the years, the number of My public e-mails has been enormous: I have typed several thousand public e-mails for My unique blog. This would not be a problem for My millions of readers but for the fact that there are a HUGE number of e-mails IN ADDITION TO My public e-mails in the INBOX and therefore it will be very time-consuming for My devoted readers and fans to locate all My public e-mails that are immersed in the deluge of e-mails sent to that INBOX from other sources.

I have thought of "copying" each of My thousands of e-mails from the SENT box of My e-mail ID kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com and "pasting" them on My new Google blog that you are now reading - but it would be a daunting and very time-consuming task for Me and would take up too much of My valuable time.

So what could I do? There seemed to be no way out and I abandoned the idea of helping My readers - but My subconscious mind must have been grappling with the problem silently because suddenly I had the solution as I woke up very early this morning (at about 4 A.M.).

The solution is simple and beautiful: Give the password to My "private" e-mail ID kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com because there is nothing "private" in this gmail ID - you will NOT find a SINGLE "love letter" - "love e-mail" - in the SENT box of this e-mail ID. To read ALL My past e-mails in the INBOX of ksinha1950@gmail.com (password: infinity) sent from kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com, read the e-mails from the SENT box of My Google e-mail ID kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com - whose password I now give to you - yzpeternorman - y and z for My long-lost friends the two "hippies" Y and Z, and peter and norman as reminders of Peter Funk and Norman Lewis. In case My mobile number is required to access this email ID (which I have now made a "public" e-mail ID), the mobile number is 91-9854979861 (if I remember right) or perhaps 91-9854057701 (which was also the mobile phone contact number for My first "public" e-mail ID). My readers and fans should NOT feel guilty about using the password of this gmail ID just as they should NOT have hesitated to use the other "public" gmail ID - there is nothing illegal about this - no one will be accused of "hacking" into My e-mails - I have given both passwords voluntarily for the public good - the Google geniuses know that this is a genuine offer from Me because the location of My Samsung tablet which I am using to post this blog on My Google blogger can be easily located - which is My house where I am awake and now typing away to glory! (I can use some other gmail ID for My future personal correspondence by e-mail.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]                  27.11.2016

ROMANTIC-LOOKING FEMALES

Are romantic-looking Assamese females more alluring than romantic-looking Bengali females or less alluring or equally alluring? While My chief former (imaginary) lovers have been Assamese females, I agree with what I was told many years ago by My late brother (who was five years younger than Me but much more practical) that ALL females are very practical in choosing only eligible guys for husband [or boyfriends]. My very wise Indian guru Khushwant Singh gave Me his precious advice by post in response to a letter I had sent him to seek his advice: "Dear Kishalay - Thanks. You have to grow up. Your fantasies of women's fidelity are juvenile. - Yours - Khushwant Singh". I remember that a few days before I left India to study and do research in USA, My former school classmate Jayanta gave Me this helpful indirect hint: "Kishalay, remember that beauty is skin-deep." And as I started walking towards the plane at the Guwahati airport which would carry Me to Calcutta/Kolkata airport whence I would be flying to Chicago O'Hare international airport via Copenhagen, My sister (she was two years younger than Me but she was just as puritanical as My late dad Krishna) who had gone to the airport with other family members and friends to see Me off at the airport shouted after Me (I was then a bachelor): "Dada, stay away from American females!" How thoughtful of her! Obviously, American females were very dangerous! To My credit, I DID STAY AWAY from American females - and returned to India safe and unscathed, not having made contact (!) with a SINGLE American siren during My two-year stay in America!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

গোলাঘাট / ex of D.U.

If I am not mistaken, sweet-faced (!) R (!) ex of D.U. was গোলাঘাটৰ ছোৱালী ! D. in D.U. is deliberately confusing!

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

INDIAN POLICE

I speculate that over 99% of the badly cheated and terribly deprived hardworking overworked Indian police force (not BSF) are patriotic Indians who are cheated and exploited by corrupt and cruel Indian politicians (who are nasty aliens) who FORCE them AGAINST THEIR WILL to act against the people; however, I feel SURE that the long-oppressed and much-maligned Indian police personnel will be able to LIBERATE themselves VERY SOON from the gang of human-looking nasty ALIEN politicians who will be wiped out mercilessly.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CRIMINAL NEXUS

There is a CRIMINAL NEXUS between corrupt and cruel Indian politicians (nasty male and female ALIENS) of all Indian political parties AND all male and female Bollywood criminals (ALIENS). Of course, practically all male and female Indian TV news journalists are ALIENS, as in all other countries.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Narasimha - नरसिंह - নরসিংহ - নৰসিংহ

I suspect that Narasimha = one CLONE of Krishna, who once transformed his body to appear as a half-lion half-human.

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा [G, भ, आ]

VITAL ROLE of Matunga police station

The brilliant police officers of Matunga police station (some distance away from Bombay/Mumbai) played a VITAL ROLE in My smashing of the gang of aliens.

I had to find out if the police were on My side or on the side of the gang of aliens, so I walked into the Matunga police station one evening many years ago to find out. I had the following subtle conversation at the Matunga police station (P.S.) with a bright young police officer:

P.S. : Any complaint?

G : No complaint.

Silence. Then:

G : I would like to meet Ms. X's dad.

P.S. Address?

I gave the guy's HOME address - about two thousand miles away.

Silence. Not getting any response that would clarify the situation for Me.

Changing tactics:

G : I think I have offended his daughter.

P.S. (bursting with fierce silent anger): Why, what have You done? FUCKED her?

G (shocked at the obscene language): No.

P.S. : Then? Listen. You are an educated Man. India is an independent country. FIGHT BACK!

G : Thank you.

I went out into the night, determined to FIGHT BACK and WIN, though hungry from lack of food at that time - and I DID FIGHT BACK AND WON! (That night, I slept on the footpath/pavement in Matunga under the open night sky beside a poor homeless guy wearing a 'half-pant' - who gave Me bananas to eat!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PHEROMONE MESSAGE

The shocking illicit pheromone message conveyed by treacherous ungrateful unethical females is: "Although I am married, I have lost interest in My spouse coz I have fallen in love with You and in fact I am dying to have s. with You on the sly if You would please consent to my unethical illicit proposal please!" What a loose world !

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Dr. Devdutt Pattanaik देवदत्त पटनायक (RSTV किताब)

Indian mythologist Dr. Devdutt Pattanaik (originally a doctor by profession) is an interesting Indian author writing in English who writes intriguingly about Indian mythology. I bought one of his many interesting books recently, and plan to buy more.

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा [G, भ, आ]

PURE FICTION/PROBABLE LOCATIONS/BABIES/ Harshavardhan हर्षवर्धन

I am sure that while most if not all of the many "heroes" and "heroines" of Indian mythology are real characters, most of the events connected with these ancient Indian "heroes" and "heroines" are dramatic fiction which need not be taken literally. For example, I am sure that Ravan was not a fierce enemy of Ram but was actually his secret friend despite their violent outward opposition in public (which reminds Me that politicians of different political parties who are fierce enemies in public are always secret allies in private, and that ALL politicians - who are human-looking male and female ALIENS - of ALL political parties are JOINTLY cheating and torturing the human race). As is well-known, the original Ram/Krishna is dead - but I feel sure that many CLONES of Krishna/Ram exist (e.g. Indra etc.) who occupy very powerful and influential positions and are controlling the world as politicians, royal families, bureaucrats, "economists", bankers, "doctors", journalists, etc. (This is not to say that there is any historical evidence that the original Ram/Krishna, a very pure and virtuous personality, ever hankered after power; it is well-known that a pure father can have criminal offspring, which is not the father's or the mother's fault.) I feel sure that most "heroes" and "heroines" of Indian "mythology" are ALIVE - e.g. Dronacharya [Guwahati] (commander-in-chief of Duryodhan's army) - along with many CLONES of these "heroes" and "heroines", just as I am sure Indra [Delhi] (king of "gods" and "goddesses", but ranked below Krishna, who is known to have died voluntarily), Akbar [Delhi] (ex-emperor), Harshavardhan हर्षवर्धन [Delhi] (ex-emperor), Bhagat Singh [Delhi] (ex-patriot), Shah Jahan [Mumbai] (ex-emperor), Ashoka [Mumbai] (ex-emperor), John Wilkes Booth [Mumbai] (ex-actor who assassinated Abraham Lincoln, later revived, I am sure), Prithwiraj Chauhan [Mumbai] (ex-king), Cleopatra [Guwahati] (ex-queen), Bharat [Guwahati] (ex-emperor), Subhash Chandra Bose [Guwahati] (ex-patriot), Karna-Muhammad Ali Jinnah [Assam] (founder of Pakistan), Bishnu Rabha [Assam] (ex-cultural icon), alien Hitler [Guwahati], alien Stalin [Chennai], etc., are ALIVE along with their numerous CLNOES. (I have used brackets - [ ] - after the above-cited names to indicate their probable current locations. N.B. Practically all male and female rulers have been - and are - aliens.)

BABIES: Grown-up aliens transform their adult bodies into "babies" - these alien "babies" are then secretly exchanged with human babies - the ALIEN "babies" grow up into human-looking adult aliens (with all the nasty evil activities they perpetrated in their past lives stored in their memory) and seek and join other nasty human-looking male and female aliens to continue torturing the human race.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

বাল্য বিবাহ

Gandhi and Kasturba were engaged when they were both 7 year-old children and their wedding took place when they were both 13. Luckily for them both, they got married when the minimum age limits for the bride and bridegroom, in theory operating in India at present, were not in operation. (I hardly think that the set minimum age limits for bride and bridegroom are strictly followed in Bihar, U.P., Rajasthan, etc. As for Me, I got married - by arranged marriage - when I was 33-plus and My consort was 25-plus; her rather late marriage by past standards in Indian families was probably a case of opportunistic and patient watching by her parents and herself for The Right Guy to appear on the scene!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PRESENTING ONE SIDE OF A STORY

For sensalization, TV news channels often present ONE side of a controversial issue without fair presentation of full details and the OPPOSING version by the OTHER side. In academic matters, most students of today are very indisciplined and very unstudious. Baseless and over-hasty public defamation of a person by a TV news channel is subject to the law of libel and the defamed person can sue the channel for defamation.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ROMANTIC LADY PROFESSORS

Do romantic lady professors sometimes stoop to clever self-advertisement with the help of the lady professors' obliging students?!!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

মুছলিম ছোৱালী

মুছলিম ছোৱালী হিন্দু ছোৱালীতকৈ বেছি ধুনীয়া নে কম ধুনীয়া নে সমান ধুনীয়া ? কিয় লাগে ? এনেই ! অর্থহীন প্রশ্ন ! কাৰণ it depends on the female, not on whether she is Hindu or Muslim or whatever! (By the way, ভগৱানৰ/আল্লাৰ ওচৰত হিন্দু মুছলিম খ্ৰীষ্টান ইত্যাদি চব ছোৱালীয়েই/মাইকী মানুহেই সমান ধুনীয়া ! আচ্ছা, মই কেনেকৈ জানিলোঁ ভগৱানে/আল্লাই চব females সমানেই ধুনীয়া বুলি ভাবে ?!! কোনে v. invent কৰিছিল হে ?!!)

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

X Y Z

X Y Z শুনিলেই তৎক্ষণাত মোৰ hippy Y, hippy Z, hippy Ms. Z আৰু Ms. X লৈ মনত পৰে ! (বহুতে মোক X বুলি ক'ব খোজে বুলি মোৰ সন্দেহ হয় !)

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

ভগৱানেহে জানে !

অভাৱগ্ৰস্ত হতাশাগ্ৰস্ত (!) অসমীয়া লৰাছোৱালীবিলাক কেনেকৈ জীয়াই আছে ভগৱানেহে জানে !

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

BRIGHT GLOW

When unethical females fall madly in (illicit) love with a Guy, the faces of these unethical females radiate a tell-tale bright glow that exposes their illicit love.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा [G]

UNMOVED MOVER

I may move (বিচলিত করা) unethical females (to futile tears) but I am unmoved by unethical females. (God is described as The Unmoved Mover!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

দারুণ

যখন females রা বলে "দারুণ গাইছে" ইত্যাদি, আমার ত মনে হয় আসলে ওরা ভগবানের unethical-মন জয় করা বাণী পড়ে actually বলতে চাইছে, "কি দারুণ !" (ওরা এই কথাটা openly বলতে সাহস করে না ! কারণ লোকে কি ভাববে ! সবাই ছিঃ ছিঃ বলবে ! তাই !)

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ]

Muslim female audience target হলে "আ" টা add করতাম !

DESTRUCTIVE INTERNET

Extremely powerful INTERNET has DESTROYED alien-run TV news channels.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

DESTROYING ALIENS AND HUMANS

The unimportant alien race and the equally unimportant human race can be DESTROYED by violent earthquakes caused by psycho-technologists.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

शिवराज

शिवराज = the original "god" शिव or clone of "god" शिव ?

Kishalay Sinha [G] किशलय सिन्हा [भ, आ]

आतंकवादी

मेहनत करके किसी तरह जी रहे हैं भारत के करोड़ों जनता "आतंकवादी" हैं क्या ? Corrupt बेनचुत मादारचुत politicians REAL आतंकवादी हैं ৷

Kishalay Sinha [G] किशलय सिन्हा [भ, आ]

LIARS

The world is full of CRIMINALS who are nasty LIARS.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

DIAGNOSTIC LABORATORIES

99% of "pathological labs"/"diagnostic labs" are staffed by greedy professional cheats who are in collusion with greedy "doctors" who are criminals, these two unethical groups of criminals using FAKE "lab reports" to suck the blood of harassed citizens, BOTH groups of CRIMINALS taking criminal advantage of the MEDICAL IGNORANCE of the lay public.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

বাপ

ভগবান ঠাকুরের বাপ ৷

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

UNSPOKEN WAR

অসমীয়া unethical ছোৱালী/মাইকীবোৰ versus unethical বঙালী ছোৱালী/মাইকীবোৰৰ হাস্যকৰ unspoken war.

Kishalay Sinha [G] কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]

ব্যর্থ প্রেম

গোপন unexpressed অনৈতিক প্রেমে নিরাশ হলে unethical females রা সলিল সমাধি কল্পনা করে এক অদ্ভুত স্বর্গীয় ব্যথা-মিশ্রিত আনন্দ উপভোগ করে ৷

Kishalay Sinha [G] কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]

বার বার

আমি জানি যে unethical females রা আমার public emails আর blog বার বার পড়ে আর বার বার পড়তে চায় কারণ ওরা আমার লেখার মধ্যে অনৈতিক hint খুঁজে পায় যা হয়ত আমি আদৌ mean করি নি ৷ (তাই? "হয়ত"? চালু The Great সত্যি এতো innocent? হজম হয় না ! )

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

Amartya Sen on note ban (NDTV 24x7)

Harvard professor/Nobel laureate Professor Amartya Sen calls the 500 and 1000 rupee note ban "despotic and authoritarian". Accurate words in the case of the high-handed criminal ban on 500 and 1000 rupee notes on November 8. (Prof. Amartya Sen on NDTV 24X7, to be broadcast at 8 p.m. today.) So far as I know, Prof. Amartya Sen, like ALL pusillanimous or pompous or deceptive untruthful "economists", has never admitted that THE ONLY TRUTH in "economics" is that MASSIVE CORRUPTION alone is the only reason for poverty and unemployment in every country of the world.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PLANE CRASH

If soccer celebrities can die in plane crashes, national-level and international-level politicians can also crash to death.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CHAMCHAS

Unethical spineless chamchas and chamchees on Indian TV news channels are despicable anti-national lackeys.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

MALES AND FEMALES

When males have become so unethical, it is natural that females - who are IN FACT indeed the WEAKER SEX - and have already become spineless under male chauvinists' brutality won't mind becoming unethical as a vert fast SHORT CUT to making themselves stronger. (An elderly kind-hearted and scholarly Bengali gentleman told Me many years ago that the chief weapons of females who want what they don't have is crying or threatening to commit suicide but I think that these negative devices are probably not very practical and don't really work but oiling and using s. charm may be more effective.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

REVERSING AGEING

পৃথিবীর top scientists রা কেন তাড়াতাড়ি aging reverse করছে না ? কি অসহ্য delay হচ্ছে ! বয়স্কারা ত নিরাশ হচ্ছেই, যুবতীরাও আতঙ্কগ্রস্ত কারণ ওরাও ত অবাঞ্ছিত বার্দ্ধক্যের দিকে ক্রমশঃ এগোচ্ছে ! (ফুটানি মেরে লাভ নেই !) কি দুঃখজনক আর হাস্যকর পরিস্থিতি ! আর Jesus কি করছে ? কেবল "hippy" সেজে বসে আছে ! Satan ত already finished by God, এটা কি Adam ওরফে Jesus ওরফে Leonardo da Vinci ওরফে Newton ওরফে Abraham Lincoln ওরফে some hippy জানে না ? আর "Virgin" Mary কি কেবল নিজেই চির-সুন্দরী হয়ে থাকবে ভাবছে ? কিন্তু তাতে Maryর কি লাভ ? Mary ত Immortal Eternal God কে পাবে না !

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

WIVES OF ALIENS

The WIVES of arrogant human-looking ALIEN politicians must be VERY SCARED because the NASTY ALIENS will be wiped out mercilessly.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

AIDS

Practically all "AIDS" diagnoses are FALSE diagnoses of AIDS made by "doctors" using FAKE lab reports by "lab technicians" / "pathologists" who JOINTLY cheat and plunder and murder citizens in collusion with CRIMINAL "doctors".

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CIA IN MAJULI

Majuli, the world's biggest river-island and a big centre/center of Vaishnavite culture pursued with dedication by ardent followers of Lord Krishna, has been spied on continuously by CIA, FBI, FSB, INTERPOL, EUROPOL etc. and by many invisible satellites of NASA, European Space Agency, Russian Space Agency etc. and also by psycho-technologists.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SPIRITUALITY (PEACE OF MIND)

Although the honest-sounding guy being interviewed by a charming female on PEACE OF MIND (ZINDAGI BANE AASAAN; all females are charming to Me!) says that no one has seen God and no one knows the identity of God (in human form), I feel sure that he is too humble and diffident to say in public that he does know the identity of God and that he reads His writings regularly.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

আত্মহত্যা

The two popular words that keep recurring endlessly in the brains of today's unethical impractical unrealistic over-ambitious hyper-imaginative females who are in illicit love with A Very Smart Monogamous Guy Who Is Too Practical And Too Busy To Engage In Frivolous And Risky Time-Wasting Activities are the very fashionable word "depression" and the even more fashionable word "আত্মহত্যা"!!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

LIVE TV SHOWS ON GOD TV

To increase its popularity many times, I would suggest that GOD TV include LIVE broadcasts IN ADDITION TO broadcasts of RECORDED shows because I find from My own personal experience that Live TV shows have an immediacy which is MISSING from recorded TV shows and therefore LIVE shows tend to be much more interesting than recorded shows. (God is infinitely more powerful than the gentle and mild-mannered scholarly kind-hearted defender of prostitutes Jesus - described in the Bible as "son of God" - who, however, despite the exaggerated claims of Christianহ preachers, has in truth been utterly powerless for millions of years against evil Satan, who had to be personally eliminated a few years ago by God Himself, finally.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Internet অৰ সঠিক ব্যৱহাৰ

মই পৃথিৱীৰ আটাইতকৈ powerful আৰু আটাইতকৈ সঠিক Internet ৰ ব্যৱহাৰ কৰিছোঁ আৰু কৰি আছোঁ through My public e-mails and now through this powerful and very interesting Google blog - য'ত চেনি-type time-pass topic নোপোৱা আৰু য'ত মই fake আৰু meaningless "follower" statistics deliberately avoid কৰোঁ ৷ মই পৃথিৱীত reading revolution আনিছোঁ through My sensational use of the Internet.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]