WIFE; Fiction; Screw; অঙ্ক

FICTION ?

I have just remembered the following very entertaining realistic dialogue/dialog in Assamese:

M:  মই তোমাক ভাল পাওঁ, - ৷

W: Pure love? ভাই-ভনীৰ নিচিনা ?

M: হয়, pure love, কিন্তু ভাই-ভনীৰ নিচিনা নহয় ৷ মই তোমাক deeply ভাল পাওঁ, - ৷

Silence.

What an entertaining and ফাটাফাটি dialogue/dialog, I swear! To pique the reader's curiosity, and to keep him/her in suspense, I will not say if the above is from real life or from ফাটাফাটি fiction! (In the real or imaginary tete a tete I have quoted above, M = Man, W = Woman. How disappointing! No clue!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SCREW

The slang word "screw" is used by some as a double entendre. ["screw informal not polite an offensive word meaning to have sex with someone" - one of the several definitions of screw in Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English]

Kishalay Sinha [G]

WIFE

A young guy, harassed day in day out by his young and quarrelsome wife (they had a love marriage), went to a top police officer who was the young guy's dad's friend, who advised the young guy to remember the following weird abbreviation: W.I.F.E. = Wonderful Instrument For Enjoyment! What a strange abbreviation! And what an inventive "word"-creation! And how SHOCKING! (This is a real story.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

রোজ ভেলী, সারদা কাণ্ড ...

গরীব জনতাকে ঠকিয়ে গরীব জনতার রক্ত জল করে উপার্জন করা কোটি কোটি টাকা প্রত্যেক পার্টির শয়তানরা একত্রিত হয়ে চুরি করেছে ৷ তাই public কে STRONG ACTION নিতে হবে numerically very নগণ্য এই দুষ্ট শয়তানদের বিরুদ্ধে ৷ এদেরকে খতম্ করতে হবে একটা একটা করে ৷ সময় এসে গেছে ৷ বহুত হয়েছে ! START ACTION ! ব্রহ্মাস্ত্র প্রয়োগ কর ! একটা একটা করে গণ প্রহার - ধোলাই - শুরু হোক ! মনে রাখবে, God helps those who help themselves!

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

DD NATIONAL Aaj Savere

I like it when DD NATIONAL morning show Aaj Savere आज सवेरे holds interesting apolitical discussions, particularly if the discussions are on literature. I avoid watching the show if the interviewed guy shows blatant political bias - regrettably very often nowadays.

किशलय सिन्हा [G, भ, आ]

MERE TOYS

"Republicans" and "Democrats" are pathetic toys in the hands of brutal cyber hackers who are playing a pitiless game of cat and mouse with these scared "Republicans" and "Democrats" - most if not all of these scared "Republicans" and "Democrats" are panic-stricken male and female aliens who are shitting in their pants, realizing that they cannot escape a brutal end.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

RBI

RBI is full of criminals. (Ref. See आज तक report on RBI.)

किशलय सिन्हा [G, भ, आ]

Rahul Gandhi vs. Modi

If Rahul Gandhi, Vice President of Congress Party and great grandson, grandson, and the son, respectively, of the late Jawaharlal Nehru, late Indira Gandhi, and late Rajiv Gandhi - three former Prime Ministers of India - is very dissatisfied with Prime Minister Narendra Modi about the sudden uncalled for criminal demonetization of 500 and 1000 rupee currency notes on November 8, 2016 carried out by the Governor of Reserve Bank of India (RBI), he should approach the Supreme Court of India seeking PUNISHMENT of Reserve Bank of India Governor Urjit Patel, to be PROSECUTED UNDER SECTION 420 of Indian Penal Code FOR DELIBERATE FRAUD and on other CRIMINAL charges under the appropriate Sections of CrPC.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Allah

Seest thou not that to Allah prostrate [bow down]
all things that are in the heavens [sky] and on earth [& inside earth] - the sun, the moon, the stars; the hills, the trees, the animals; and a great number among mankind? But a great number are also such as unto whom the Chastisement is justly due. And such as Allah shall disgrace - none can raise to honour; for Allah carries out all that He wills.

Allah will admit those who believe and work righteous deeds, to Gardens beneath which rivers flow; they shall be adorned therein with bracelets of gold and pearls; and their garments there will be of silk.

For they have been guided in this life to the purest of speeches; they have been guided to the Path of Him Who is Worthy of all Praise.

These two antagonists dispute with each other about their Lord: but those who deny their Lord - for them will be cut out a garment of Fire: over their heads will be poured out boiling water.

With it will be melted what is within their bodies, as well as their skins.

In addition there will be maces of iron to punish them.

Every time they wish to get away therefrom, from anguish, they will be forced back therein, and it will be said: "Taste ye the Chastisement of Burning!"

The day it arrives [Day of Testimony], no soul shall speak except by His leave: of those gathered, some will be wretched and some will be blessed.

Those who are wretched shall be in the Fire: there will be for them therein nothing but the heaving of sighs and sobs: the deities, other than Allah, whom they invoked, profited them no whit when there issued the decree of thy Lord [Day of Judgement]: nor did they [the deities] add aught [anything] to their lot but perdition [hell]!

They will dwell therein so long as the heavens and the earth endure, except as thy Lord willeth [wills, wants]: for thy Lord is the sure Accomplisher of what He planneth [plans].

And those who are blessed shall be in the Garden: they will dwell therein so long as the heavens and the earth endure, except as thy Lord willeth: a gift without break.

(From "The Holy Qur'an", English Translation With Original Arabic Text By Abdullah Yusuf Ali, Islamic Book Service, 2872-74, Kucha Chelan, Darya Ganj, New Delhi 110002, Husami Book Depot, Hyderabad (INDIA), Associates: Al-Munna Book Shop Ltd., (U.A.E.), Sharjah, Dubai; Azhar Academy Ltd., London (U.K.); I.B. Publisher Inc., New York (U.S.A.); 734 pages; ISBN 81-7231-388-8. First Edition: 2002, Reprint Edition: 2007.)

Kishalay Sinha [G, J, Bh, A]

G, A, Bh, J can be treated as short for Guwahati, Assam, Bharat/India, Jogot/World etc.

HOROSCOPE

The human-looking ALIENS - the innocent-looking gang of very arrogant self-styled "gods" and "goddesses" - invented elaborate rituals of "pooja" and "astrology" and "horoscope" to cheat and terrorize FOOLISH humans and to perpetuate the BIG LIE that only the gang of "gods" and "goddesses" can be "immortal" but that the human race, cheated and tortured by Satan and his gang of male and female aliens for millions of years, cannot be immortal. The GOOD NEWS is that evil Satan committed suicide in panic recently when he got VERY SCARED of God. Satan's entire gang of male and female aliens will be mercilessly wiped out very soon.

Kishalay Sinha [G, J, भ, आ]

HEAVEN

It is a mistake to think that earth is "heaven"; this mean and dirty earth infested with cheats and criminals is NOT "heaven"; actually, heaven is the infinite kingdom of God, Who is the infinitely advanced, infinitely powerful Controller of the Universe.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ৰাজেন

ৰাজেন = ৰাজেন্দ্ৰ = ৰাজ [ৰজা = king] + ইন্দ্ৰ [a "king" of the "gods", one of the numerous CLONES of "Supreme" "God" Krishna/Ram, who is known to have expired voluntarily].

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, J, ভ, আ]

কবর থেকে তুলে দেহ পরীক্ষা

মাদ্রাজ হাইকোর্টের order: মৃত ("হিন্দু") জয়ললিতার মৃত দেহ কবর (!) থেকে তুলে দেহ পরীক্ষা করতে হবে - জানতে হবে এই রহস্যময় মৃত্যুর কারণ - to find out the mystery behind her mysterious death. (NEWS TIME Bangla report)

N.B. For millions of years, top male and female ALIEN leaders and their numerous clones have ALWAYS been SECRETLY REVIVED after their death by other ALIENS by exhuming the "dead" in secret and then reviving the exhumed body - in secret. The "reincarnation" will have the same or different facial appearance, of same or different racial features and skin color, younger or older, taller or shorter, of same or of different "mother tongue" and of same or different "religion", rich or of average income or poor or very poor, good-looking or average or ugly or very ugly, educated or illiterate, "pure" or "impure", etc. - very immature acting/नाटक/নাটক by criminal male and female aliens in the eyes of all-knowing Omniscient, Omnipresent, Omnipotent God. - G)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SECRET ALLIES

ALL human-looking male and female alien politicians of ALL political parties are criminals who are SECRET PARTNERS in brutal crimes perpetrated by these nasty aliens against the human race.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Sex

Sex is not everything in life.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

QUALITY

When I was a young student at Don Bosco High School, Guwahati, many years ago, a gentle "Father"/"Brother" told Me softly: "It is quality that counts, not quantity." I have always remembered - I have never forgotten - those  memorable words. Another  very helpful and memorable advice was given Me by the late S.C. Sircar, Principal of St. Stephen's College, Delhi, when I was a student of St. Stephen's College, who told Me: "Kishalay, keep smiling." And My very wise Indian guru the late Khushwant Singh gave Me this advice in one of his many inspiring letters to Me: "Dear Kishalay - Thanks. You have to grow up. Your fantasies of women's fidelity are juvenile. - Yours, Khushwant Singh"

Amen.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Bastard

Many years ago, a letter of threat was sent to My Indian guru Khushwant Singh from a "terrorist organization" (I am sure it was actually sent by aliens) in an envelope carrying the following brief address:

Khushwant Singh

Bastard

India

and the letter did reach him, thanks to postal efficiency.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

LORD and "Holy Spirit" in the Bible

It will help confused readers understand the puzzling word "Lord" in the New Testament of the Bible - for a long time, I was very confused Myself - if they remember that:

Lord = Jesus, "Son of God"

"Father" = God

I continue to be confused by the puzzling term "Holy Spirit"; My guess is that "Holy Spirit" refers to someone like WF.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE TRINITY

The Trinity: KS, NL, WF

Why leave out PF? Sadly, PF is mentioned in a thesaurus as a synonym of "swindler".

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Andrew Wommack

I think Andrew Wommack (GOD TV guy) knows the terrestrial identity of God in human form but he is too bashful and too diffident and too unsure of himself to publicly declare His identity, also realizing perhaps that in fact ALL male and female readers (including all GOD TV guys - male and female) of My public e-mails and My blog know His identity and so it would be unnecessary and superfluous to reveal His identity.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PLAYING WITH FIRE

Despite their very obvious theatrical show of enmity against each other, the fact is that corrupt and cruel U.S. and Russian governments have JOINTLY massacred hundreds of thousands of Syrians; U.S. and Russian governments do not realize that they are playing with fire. In this very high-tech age, it is very easy to blow up the White House AND the Kremlin at any moment. Don't forget that the Pentagon - U.S. MILITARY HEADQUARTERS in U.S. capital Washington, D.C. - was BADLY DAMAGED and that the White House - the residence of the U.S. President - NARROWLY ESCAPED DESTRUCTION (actually, it was let off for the moment, I am sure, after a serious warning) on 9/11, and don't forget that the Russian AMBASSADOR to Turkey was ASSASSINATED - SHOT DEAD - by a bodyguard and that a Russian MILITARY JET carrying Russian VIPs was DESTROYED, killing all 92 on board (including 8 Russian journalists), both occurring a few days ago. I feel PITY and SYMPATHY for the CHEATED and OPPRESSED citizens of America and Russia who could SUFFER BADLY - I am using a mild euphemism for things like the destruction of World Trade Center twin towers in New York on 9/11 - for the misdeeds of evil politicians/aliens of U.S.A. and Russia.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

WATCHING FEMALES

Watching unethical, heart-broken females is frankly a very minor part of My daily activities. I am much more involved in serious and truly worthwhile activities such as reading and studying and teaching and watching news on TV and discussions and YouTube lectures and using the Internet and writing My blog etc. (This is to offer a true perspective.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PERFECT ADVICE 

This is My perfect advice to the cheated human race:

NEVER believe what ALIENS say.

Also remember that corrupt male and female politicians are the world's No. 1 aliens.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SAME

Many years ago, when I was doing My M.Sc. in Physics at Dibrugarh University, a very bright senior student, with whom I was having a serious discussion about females, told Me disparagingly: "Kishalay, all females are the same - they all have the same choot - v." (I don't want to disclose his name because although he had to struggle hard for survival in his early days, he did well in his university exams and then held a respectable job for many years. I may add that what he told Me about females was nothing new, and was, strictly speaking, shorn of emotional connotations, quite true, being in fact so obvious and well-known as to be a tautology, if his bitter supercilious tone of disparagement is ignored; his bitterness could have been caused by some very hard knocks he may have received from unresponsive females.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Randeep Surjewala

Randeep Surjewala (in full, Randeep Singh Surjewala) speaks excellent English; he is exceptionally clear, cool, and logical - a very rare trait among our politicians.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

P.S. I remember his name by using the mnemonic:

Randeep = Ran + deep

Rahul Gandhi vs. Modi

If Rahul Gandhi, Vice President of Congress Party and great grandson, grandson, and the son, respectively, of the late Jawaharlal Nehru, late Indira Gandhi, and late Rajiv Gandhi - three former Prime Ministers of India - is very dissatisfied with Prime Minister Narendra Modi about the sudden uncalled for criminal demonetization of 500 and 1000 rupee currency notes on November 8, 2016 carried out by the Governor of Reserve Bank of India (RBI), why doesn't he go to the Supreme Court of India seeking DRASTIC ACTION against Urjit Patel, the Reserve Bank of India Governor?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

HORROR

God keeps on offering great excitement AND great fear - endless HORROR movies that thrill AND terrorize, but that is a true reflection of God.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CRAZED FEMALES

Watching crazed females on GOD TV makes Me feel that it would be appropriate for God to stop communicating His arresting messages to the human race at least for some days or months; else, unethical, impractical, over-ambitious females could go STARK MAD (in their imagination); I would say to God: "For God's sake, please stop your messages to the world, for some time at least. The world has gone to the dogs already, so I ask You not to make it worse."

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CHALLENGE

Ultimately, the stupid threat by treacherous, mysterious Ms. X CHALLENGED Me to CRACK the mystery of the ALIENS. I angrily took up the challenge and identified and crushed Satan and his gang of aliens. (A lanky Bombay "actor" - an alien SPY - got deflated and punctured by Me, and a very sweet voluptuous "hippy" Ms. Z was a sweet and powerful foil to seductive Ms. X.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

শুভেচ্ছা

পৃথিবীর modern girlfriends আর ওদের boyfriends সবাইকে আমার আন্তরিক (?!!) শুভেচ্ছা জানাচ্ছি ৷

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

দুঃখের বিষয়

দুঃখের বিষয়, লাভ নেই, লাভ নেই ! A case of সোনার হরিণ চাই ! (Eternity শুনতে মনে হয় Internity - হয়ত Internet এর প্রভাব !)

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

Hippy

কি ধূর্ত Y, Z hippy দুটোর পাল্লায় যে পড়েছিলাম ! ভাগ্যিস আমার কাছে ওরা পাত্তা পেল না !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

অসম সাহিত্য সভা/no interest

অসম সাহিত্য সভাত দেখোন সদায় কাজিয়া লাগিয়েই থাকে !! সাহিত্য সভা নে কাজিয়া সভা ?!! ইমান কাজিয়াৰ আচল কাৰণটো বা কি ? অসমীয়া সাহিত্যৰ দ্ৰুত বিকাশত যেন কাৰোৰেই কোনো interest নাই ! সদায় যেন কেৱল টকা মৰা ধান্ধা !!

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

G = Guwahati etc.

ভ = ভাৰত (India) etc.

আ = আখাম (Assam) etc.

I have used আখাম for অসম (Assam) কাৰণ মোক লাগে 'আ' আখৰ for a secret শব্দ which begins with 'আ' !!! 

কিয় "etc." after G, ভ, আ ?!! কথা আছে !!

Return of the Lord (GOD TV)

I am sure that "the Lord" / Jesus / Adam is alive - he has been alive for millions of years - I know who he is - I know his identity - his latest modern "reincarnation" - he has been waiting patiently for God to arrive and destroy evil Satan and his gang of evil male and female aliens; for millions of years, excessively gentle and forgiving "Son of God" Jesus (supporter and defender of prostitutes) has been utterly powerless against evil "Snake" Satan. Well, God has arrived already and He has personally destroyed Satan (Satan was ZERO in God's eyes). The entire gang of human-looking male and female ALIENS - including ALL clones of Satan - will soon become extinct.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SCIENTIFIC JOURNALS

I was told by a university researcher many years ago that [inferior, not up to standard] research papers are accepted for publication by some foreign scientific journals only on payment of money by authors of these scientific papers.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

অনেকেই হয়ত ভাববে, এটা কি লক্ষ্যভেদী বাণ নিক্ষেপ করা হল নাকি? !!

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

I once saw the Ph.D. thesis of a female colleague; I noticed that the bibliography in her thesis contained a long list of books and papers she had not read but had conveniently copied from other sources - perhaps this is the usual practice!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

বিষ

Unethical females দের কাছে যে কোন rival female এর নাম বিষ মনে হয় !

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

GOD

From the Foreword by Arun Gandhi:

The question "What is God?" has baffled humankind for eons ... Since the identity of God is so inscrutable (if not the best-kept secret in the world), religious leaders of various faiths have defined God in ways that raise more questions than they answer. I am convinced that at the root of the spiritual problem we face today is the intense competitiveness we have injected into religion. Each of us believes our religion is the best and it is incumbent upon us to save the world by converting everyone else to our mode of worship... no one really knows the true God... When asked what he thought of the meaning of God, Grandfather [Mahatma Gandhi] said: "There is an indefinable mysterious power that pervades everything. I feel it, though I do not see it..." Sometimes Grandfather referred to God as love, or the supreme good, or other attributes. He also implied we have a hotline to God, an instant connection enabling us to invoke God when necessary. In humankind's eternal quest for a tangible answer to the elusive meaning of God, God Without Religion in a radical new way I hope will bring the reader a few steps closer to unraveling this divine mystery.
 
From the Preface:

Religion never satisfied me, and often infuriated me... I rebelled against the dogma I had been taught. In college I focused instead on subjects requiring the use of logic that appealed to my scientific mind - physics, mathematics, engineering. However, I eventually found that while the material sciences could answer some questions concerning how the world worked, they could not explain why, nor could they offer spiritual direction or prescribe an ethical way to live.

Searching further, I investigated mystical techniques. I came to realize God as a spiritually expansive substance extending throughout the cosmos - a much more universal presence than that proposed by many organized religions. God, I found, was everything... I knew that before sharing my discoveries with others I had to learn more: I needed to comprehend why people cling to their religions; to assess various religions from a historical perspective; and to understand them in the contexts of psychology, sociology, physiology, mythology, cosmology, theology, and ontology. Consequently, in addition to earning my bachelor's and master's degrees in religion, philosophy, Hebrew, and Sanskrit, I spent six years studying the larger implications of organized religion's accepted truths. I learned that religions were never intended to support the search for an expansive God and are actually antithetical to it. Probing further, I discovered that human beings aspired to know God long before religions were established. Simultaneously, I found an unholy trinity of POLITICAL, ECONOMIC, and RELIGIOUS forces fostering and perpetuating massive GREED, POVERTY, and IGNORANCE. God Without Religion: Questioning Centuries of Accepted Truths was written to encourage a redefinition of the idea of God; to reveal how organized religion has been destructive to individual societies and humanity as a whole. It is aimed at the countless scientists, philosophers, academicians, and other professionals who, while signing off on institutionalized forms of worship, threw out the baby of God along with the bathwater of organized religion. ['throw out the baby with the bath water = lose something that is very useful when getting rid of something that is apparently of no use']. It is also for Hindus, Buddhists,
Muslims, Jews, Christians, Mormons, Jains, and Taoists who realize violence is provoked by ideologies that, in championing exclusivity, promote contentiousness and
bigotry. Ultimately this book is for people who want to see an end to the destructive influence of organized religion and New Age movements alike. It is my hope that by encouraging an inner search for God, this book contributes to the eventual unification of humanity.

(Excerpts from Sankara Saranam: "GOD WITHOUT RELIGION: Questioning Centuries of Accepted Truths".)

Frankly, for many years of My terrestrial existence, I was unaware of the identity of God in human form; this was, I think, a deliberate act on My part.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CLONES OF RADHA

Just as there are thousands of clones of Krishna (known to have expired voluntarily), there are thousands of clones of Radha, of similar or different appearances. (Ayananta = Ayan + anta = end of Ayan, Radha's formal husband, who was probably a clone of Krishna.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Satan

Satan /'seitn/ noun = the Devil (the evil power which is [was] the [very petty and insignificant, very retarded] enemy of God, according to the Jewish, Christian and Islamic religions)   satanic /sei'tanik/ adj. = very cruel and evil (like Satan [lately expired])

- WordMaster Learner's Dictionary of Modern English

Kishalay Sinha [G]

INCITER

Ex-UN Ambassador John R. Bolton (GOD TV) is an alien.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

UNITED

The powerful intelligence agencies CIA, FBI, and FSB - backed by geniuses of NSA and GCHQ - under watchful eyes of incredibly advanced psycho-technologists - are united against (late) Satan's panic-stricken gang of male and female human-looking aliens.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BULLSHIT

Fucking aliens use criminal hoaxes "CT scan/CAT scan", "MRI scan", "PET scan" and other FAKE TESTS - BULLSHIT - to "diagnose" non-existent "cancer" to cheat, terrorize, loot, and MURDER innocent, ignorant victims.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PROVOCATIVE

To Me, females on Russian TV, generally speaking, look and sound more provocative than American females on TV, God knows why; this is a hasty and very superficial impression, I admit. (Am I using a polite euphemism for sexy?)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Refugees

The VERY SCARED German Interior Minister and Hitler's daughter Angela Merkel and other aliens in Germany and all other countries - Assad, Putin, etc., etc. - don't want to admit in public that they are VERY SCARED OF THE ANGRY CITIZENS OF THEIR OWN COUNTRIES; instead, these aliens are putting on a brave face and keep talking vaguely about "refugees"... Pathetic, pitiable aliens.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Desi females

I seem to be busy watching American and Russian and other foreigner females on TV; have I forgotten My own desi females? (This is like My wife often telling Me as I watch TV: "THOSE females You watch on TV don't feed You - I FEED YOU!" Very true, of course. But how crazy!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

INDIA'S BIGGEST HACKERS

Thought-provoking report by INDIA TODAY (news channel) about three guys of Jharkhand, each with the same surname Mandal, who are reported to be India's biggest cyber hackers. (By the way, NOT A SINGLE male and female ALIEN can escape, thanks especially to cyber experts.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SPOILED

Rabindranath's songs can be SPOILED by immature and infantile experimentation.

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

INTERNET REVOLUTION

I believe I have helped bring about the fantastic mobile and Internet revolution in India and throughout the world through My "public" gmails and My Google blog that are especially targeted at young and older unethical females in particular!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

GHOST-LYRICIST

Just as there have been and there are ghost-writers, so too there have been and there are ghost-lyricists/composers who don't take the credit that is their due.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

NO BOYFRIENDS

Virtuous-sounding females aiming for a Target pretend to have only female friends but no boyfriends.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SHARE করা

Unethical illicit sex করলে কি নিকটজনের/গুরুজনের সঙ্গে কথাটা "share" করতে পারে ? - "propose" করাটা ত মামুলী ব্যাপার - যে কেউ করতে পারে - হামেশাই করে - এটা "share" করা ত very easy - কিন্তু অনৈতিক sex করার মত ভয়ানক ব্যাপার share করবে এমন দুঃসাহস কজনের আছে ?

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

তৃণমূল

All Indian political parties - including self-righteous but very corrupt "তৃণমূল কংগ্রেস" - are FULL OF professional cheats who are sucking the blood of harassed citizens.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

P.S. Cheated Indian citizens and CBI know that past and present politicians of "BJP", "Congress", "Communist" "CPI", etc., etc., ad nauseam, are as much involved in the NOTORIOUS Saradha and Rose Valley scams, etc., etc., as are "Trinamool Congress" politicians. As a matter of fact, ALL corrupt politicians - male and female ALIENS - want to torture the human race and are close allies and secret partners in their brutal inhuman organized crimes against humanity.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

POLLING

"Polling" - public voting for the election of "politicians" who are ALL birds of the same feather - is one of the most CUNNING deceptions invented by Satan's gang of aliens to CHEAT the gullible human race year after year.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALTERNATIVE ACTIONS

Indians who are very angry with CORRUPT politicians of any political party of India but cannot utilize CBI have the option of approaching High Courts and Supreme Court for appropriate action against these CORRUPT politicians, if the DRASTIC alternative of personal physical violence is not considered as an option by angry citizens. (I may add that I was shocked beyond measure to learn about the intimate involvement of a Congress politician - who is now a very high dignitary - with the infamous Saradha scam.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

CBI

How independent is CBI? After all, CBI staff may be brilliant sleuths but they certainly have limitations, always having to carry out the orders of aliens, besides the fact that CBI, like every organization, has aliens among its staff. There is also the vital question of financial survival and bodily survival, since they are very vulnerable to violent bodily attacks by individuals or by violent angry crowds at any moment, since the lives of spies or espionage agents are always susceptible to unexpected risks, their jobs being very unpopular.

*** N.B. NO ACTION has been taken till now against ex-CBI Director Ranjit Sinha, who has been accused of massive corruption.***

Aliens use paid spies to spy on humans and use corrupt policemen to keep humans under alien control. But the tables have been turned; no spy and no policeman who is working for the aliens in any country of the world can escape continuous scrutiny and drastic punishment by the incredibly advanced and very bad-tempered DEADLY psycho-technologists who can blow up the planet in a fraction of a second.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SOLUTION to frustration

When I hear any virtuous-looking, virtuous-sounding woman say, "What is this life all about?", I know that her rhetorical question is in fact an indirect expression of her deep frustration that she cannot "contact" God (in the vulgar sense); she is not unique, because millions of "virtuous" females like her share her deep frustration. I wonder what "solution" God could offer to this universal ignoble female frustration; perhaps His solution is that millions of rightly frustrated sex-hungry females should support and goad scientists to make the long-cheated human race immortal once again - FAST - after being cheated out of immortality for millions of years by the aliens; My strong belief is that immortality and eternal youth are achievable - FAST.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

সারমর্ম

Chattering females রা যখন ইনিয়ে বিনিয়ে আকারে ইঙ্গিতে অনেক কথা বলে, আমার মনে হয় ওদের chatter এর সারমর্ম হল: Support treachery and অকৃতজ্ঞতা !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

mast.

আমার মনে হয় psychologists আর psychiatrists রা বোধ হয় sex-hungry females দেরকে কোনদিন এই excellent advice দেয় না - to mast. freely. (My late brother - who died in a tragic car accident a few years ago - who was five years younger than Me but was much more practical and much more experienced in worldly matters than I was - told Me in one of his free lessons to Me that females do mast., which information shocked Me at the time and continue to shock Me - I still find this so hard to believe - these sweet and soft and gentle creatures mast! I remember an interesting passage in a Harold Robbins novel I read many years ago which was about a young female - I cannot recall if the female character was an unmarried girl or a married woman - whose mother caught her mast. in the bathroom and warned her that her (future) husband could get angry if he found her mast. etc. An authoritative medical guide in easy language, published by an American publisher, which I read many years ago when I was a college student, stressed that many people are told that mast. causes insanity but that this is a wrong idea. A helpful paperback by an American author points out that mast. is much safer than having risky sex with a member of the opposite sex. I wonder what is the point of writing all this - am I trying to send a positive message to My readers or is this a negative message or perhaps there is no message - the fact is, I just felt like writing, that's all - message or no message! I tried to make sure that this was not going to be a cheap porn discussion. I even feel squeamish about writing v. in full. If a reader wants to know what is the full form of mast., I would say, Stop pretending you don't know! By the way, I once saw a male monkey seated on the branch of a tree in our local zoo mast.! A bright young Bangladeshi Muslim boy who was a first year B.S. student of UIC in Chicago like his brother - he and his equally bright brother were paying guests with My uncle's family in Oak Park, Chicago many years ago - told Me that inflatable rubber dolls for males and p.- shaped battery-operated vibrators for females were available in America. I was not really surprised, America being a technologically advanced country. Let Me add for simpletons that mast. is defined in Pocket Oxford Dictionary as "genital self-excitation". Finally, I have noticed that even female gynecologists can ask for the semen of a male by telling him to keep his semen in a test tube by first producing his semen - by mast! So the process of mast. is nowadays taken as common knowledge! I was a complete ignoramus until I was informed about this by My younger but worldly-wise brother only when I was in My twenties!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

P.S. There was also a third young paying guest with My uncle's family in Chicago - Ralph d'Souza, a very gentle and pure Indian student, a bright young Christian boy who was likewise a B.S. first year student at UIC, and thus a classmate of the two young brothers from Bangladesh who were the other paying guests. Reminds Me of the filmy name "Amar, Akbar, Antony"!!!

SONGS PAST & PRESENT

The latter-day songs of Lata are generally very tedious and tiresome to hear - she has to strain her voice since the lyrics and tunes of these songs are of inferior quality - compared with her sweet and melodious evergreen old Hindi film songs of yesteryear.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ঘুম কম

প্রেমে পড়লে - বিশেষ করে অনৈতিক প্রেমে হাবুডুবু খেলে - ঘুম কম হয় ! পুরুষদের আর নারীদের minimum কত ঘন্টা ঘুম দরকার ? ওদের minimum hours কি সমান না আলাদা ?  ঠাট্টা হচ্ছে নাকি বেচারীদেরকে নিয়ে ? নিজের এই কাহিল অবস্থা  হলে বুঝতে/বুঝতেন ! তখন টের পেতে/পেতেন এরকম ঠাট্টা করাটা ভুক্তভোগীর কাছে কত নিষ্ঠুর আর অমানুষিক মনে হয় !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

হাড্ডাহাড্ডি লড়াই

Very interesting, অদ্ভুত শব্দ : হাড্ডাহাড্ডি ! Rival females রা, তোমাদের secret মানসিক "হাড্ডাহাড্ডি লড়াই" - কাটাকাটি মারামারি, চুলোচুলি - চালিয়ে যাও 24x7 ! তোমাদের হাস্যকর লড়াই উপভোগ করা যাক্!

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

নাটক

"Shakespeare" made a very accurate statement when he pointed out: "All the world is a stage." In WORD POWER MADE EASY, the wonderful teacher Professor Norman Lewis makes the equivalent statement: "Semantics is one of the most important, if not the most important, of all sciences." চারিদিকে কেবল lying, cheating, deception - যেখানেই দেখো, দেখবে মিথ্যে কথা বলা, নাটক, ঠকানো 24x7 - নোংরা পাপীদের গ্রহ এই জঘন্য পৃথিবী ! ঘেন্না করে ! আমি বলব, If you want to understand THIS world, remember that aliens and humans are lying animals. সত্যি বলছি, আমার ত কেবল ভাল বই - আর sweet females - ছাড়া এই পৃথিবীতে আর কিছুই তেমন ভাল লাগে না ৷ জানি, অনেক females দের সঙ্গে হয়ত betrayal, treachery, faithlessness ইত্যাদি ব্যাপার জড়িত হতে পারে, কিন্তু এসব তো অনেক যুগ আগেই Eve শুরু করে দিয়েছিল ৷ By the way, হঠাৎ একটা অদ্ভুত word-origin মনে পড়ল - ভগবান (compare ধনবান = one who owns a lot of money, ভাগ্যবান = owner of good luck) শব্দটা নাকি ভগ + বান = Owner of many ভগ/v. - ভগ means v.! Shocking!

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

CONTRASTING WORLDS

Nowadays, I mull over from time to time the contrasting worlds of Lord Jesus and Lord Krishna: the drab world of Jesus with its tiresome and tedious chatter on sin and sinners and prostitutes and redemption et cetera and the very colourful romantic world of Krishna. (Jesus in his numerous reincarnations over millions of years has been a multi-faceted genius just as Krishna too in his numerous reincarnations over millions of years was a multifaceted genius. We know that, sadly, Krishna expired voluntarily. How I wish Krishna were alive! My affectionate dad's name was Krishna, although he was not a romantic like Lord Krishna and he never indulged in any extra-marital affairs in his latest modern final incarnation! For a clear and interesting explanation of the difference between 'was' and 'were' in English sentences like "I wish he was alive." and "I wish he were alive." read BETTER ENGLISH by Norman Lewis, published in India at a low price by Goyal Publishers & Distributors, Delhi-7; briefly, the difference between "I wish he WAS alive." and "I wish he WERE alive." is that "WAS" implies POSSIBILTY - what is possible - but "WERE" implies IMPOSSIBILITY - what is impossible.)

Kishalay Sinha [G, J, Bh, A]

BIG MISTAKE

The BIG MISTAKE made by GOD TV is that most of the shows broadcast by GOD TV are RECORDED shows unlike My desi spiritual TV channels which broadcast a lot of LIVE TV shows, like सत्संग, संस्कार etc., adorned by attractive yearning desi females! LIVE shows are spontaneous and full of life and are therefore in general more interesting than recorded shows which lack spontaneity.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

किशलय सिन्हा [भ]

অঙ্ক

Very interesting discussion on mathematics on DD বাংলা LIVE (কেরিয়ার প্লাস) by the 3 participants: the anchor and two faculty members of the Indian Statistical Institute.

আমার personal experience থেকে বলব যে mathematics শেখার most important factor হল - good teaching. Of course, practice ত নিশ্চয় vital, তবে good teacher or poor teacher, doesn't matter, but THE MOST IMPORTANT  help to students learning mathematics is EXCELLENT GUIDE BOOKS - text books are not sufficient. Scham Outline series খুব ভাল - and available in India in quite inexpensive editions. Indian publishers are also publishing very helpful guide books on mathematics.

Kishalay Sinha [G]