Thursday, 11 May 2017

YouTube comments: BOOKS & AUTHORS

The following are comments I have posted in the comment section K of a YouTube video I have watched, and My candid observations on some authors and books. Why K - which is the first letter of My first name?!! Asking Me to comment?!!

Kishalay Sinha [G] - de facto W. Pres./W. Emp.

May 11, 2017

[A few minutes ago, I posted this comment on a YouTube video with a Jesus-like picture (named something like EWBOXER 247 or a similar number; I cannot locate the video anymore; next time I will take the trouble to note the name of any YouTube video I comment on) by a very sad and charming young white woman who is obviously a strong champion of black Americans coz the sweet and pensive gal claims God and Jesus to be black and she also says that black Americans are the original Hebrews of Israel who went to west Africa from where they were brought to America as slaves. However, I firmly believe that God and Jesus et al can change their skin color like chameleons supposedly can!]

Intriguing. Unusual exposition by an exceptionally kind and passionate "White Woman." (By the way, I believe that the late Satan and his gang of aliens altered human genes millions of years ago to change the skin colors of male and female humans at will and to introduce death and disease and aging in humans. Our top scientists will make the necessary corrections, I am sure.) - G

May 11, 2017

"Why I love Chetan Bhagat?" - Indian Booktuber (11:22)

My posted comment:

NEVER heard before that charming novelist Chetan Bhagat is "the most hated" author in India. First time I hear this, from this charming gal who is trying to defend Chetan Bhagat - but does he need to be defended at all? Chetan Bhagat's racy novels have an Indian background and are written in simple English, so his very interesting novels can be easily understood by any Indian who knows high school English. No wonder Chetan Bhagat's bestsellers are so popular in India. (I use "charming" to describe all females coz I think "charming" is a safe word to use for females; doesn't generate needless jealousy, I think.) - G

May 12, 2017

YouTube video of NDTV Hindu interview of Ashwin Sanghi interviewed by Ms. Anuradha (I put the "Ms." before Anuradha to assist foreign readers who may not know that Anuradha is an Indian feminine name)

My posted comment:

Chanakya = Vishnu (Vishnu Gupta गुप्त) = (late) Krishna?

BOOKS

I hardly ever post book reviews. I have never received a free copy by any author, Indian or foreign. I am a bibliomaniac and all the two thousand or three thousand well-chosen books of fiction and non-fiction in My personal library have been bought with My own money. I have never been contacted so far by any author or publisher or periodical to write reviews of books. I am not a Book Thief: I have never stolen a single book from any home or library. I have only borrowed books from libraries or asked a library staff member to lend Me a book from a library. I had left several valuable books of Mine in the house of My uncle Sankar Sinha in Oak Park, Chicago (where I lived with his family for two years) when I left America and returned to India, which I hoped he would later send back to Me in India, which have been donated to Oak Park library by My uncle, according to him. Several precious books have been stolen from My personal library. I miss those valuable and out-of-print books.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

"Artists, writers setting the agenda?" - THE NDTV DIALOGUES 18:31

[A discussion among panelists including Amish Tripathi, bestselling Indian author of mythological thrillers, anchored by charming Sonia Something. I use the comparatively safe adjective "charming" for every female indiscriminately. - G]

My posted comment:

The most interesting battlefield is a level playing field where competing female rivals are battling it out [for The Same Brutal Unmoved Mover]. - G

"THE NDTV DIALOGUES WITH CHETAN BHAGAT" 13:35

[Bestselling Indian novelist Chetan Bhagat interviewed by Ms. Sonia Singh in front of eager young male and female students of Delhi University who are very fond of English, like Me. Sonia is an alumna of snobbish St. Stephen's College, Delhi, of which alma mater I am also an alumnus; no wonder I write G after My name. - G]

My posted comment:

Chetan Bhagat is a very inspiring speaker who knows how to inspire young Indians. - G

"Chetan Bhagat in DU Syllabus: Pop Culture Or Literature?" - NDTV 16:29

[Discussion anchor: Ms. Natasha Jog. DU = Delhi University.]

My posted comment:

Indian students and professors have an exceptionally reverential attitude to books and learning. I am very fortunate that I grew up as a Student in this country that has such a respectful attitude to learning and scholarship, a country that wonderfully declared long ago: स्वदेशे पूज्यते राजा, विद्वान सर्वत्र पूज्यते. - G

(I am not interested in answering puerile questions like is Sonia etc. > = < Natasha etc. The answer should be obvious from the fact that I call ALL females "charming". Level playing field. Balancing act. - G)

May 13, 2017

"NOT A BOOKTUBE NEWBIE TAG" 09:22 - rincey reads

[What is newbie? Must be teenager slang! - G]

My posted comment:

I am confused - there is a booktuber (by a charming garrulous gal) which sounds like booktube - are they antagonistic or cooperative, I wonder - all gals are garrulous and charming, I think! - G

May 15, 2017

BUILDING AN 'INDIAN' RETAIL OPERATING MODEL - [about 13 minutes]

   - Anurag Mathur, Leader - Retail & Consumer Goods Practice, PwC - Comedy

[I found this video - and also another video by a charming gal - on YouTube as I typed Anurag Mathur The Inscrutable Americans. What is PwC?]

I posted this comment:

Can't make head or tail of this! What on earth is this guy saying? Translation please! Who IS this guy? Perhaps he is the humorist Anurag Mathur (like Me, an alumnus of snobbish St. Stephen's College, Delhi), author of the delightful novel THE INSCRUTABLE AMERICANS (the funny hero of the novel is perhaps based on Me Who did not date a single gal in America), the funniest novel I have read so far. Is Anurag Mathur actually saying in a very funny manner in this mock business presentation video that he has been neglected for many years but now there is a CRAZE to buy his funny novel? Best of luck! May God be with you! - G

May 16, 2017 (IST 1: 40 AM !)

"Chetan Bhagat, Ashwin Sanghi, Pritish Nandy and Ravi Subramanian" 31:01

I posted this comment:

Novelist Ravi Subramanian is a fascinating speaker. Poet Pritish Nandy is of course a veteran. Novelists Chetan Bhagat and Ashwin Sanghi - and Amish Tripathi ! - have very warm and lovable personalities. (I have a predilection for romantic novels and for thrillers by foreign AND Indian novelists writing in English! Of course, poems give a wholly different kind of memorable thrill.) - G

"Daniel Deronda / Book Review" - Kate Howe  09:34

I posted this comment:

I have George Eliot's novel THE MILL ON THE FLOSS (a story about a brother and sister, I vaguely remember), I had heard of MIDDLEMARCH, but I had never heard of her novel "DANIEL DERONDA" before! (I learned in college long ago that George Eliot is the MALE pen name of a FEMALE British novelist!) - G

May 17, 2017

"Plato and Aristotle (Introduction to Greek Philosophy)" - Tom Richey    07:52

Posted this:

Excellent. - G

May 18, 2017 (IST)

Chetan Bhagat on his new book "One Indian Girl"    34:05

Posted this:

I have not read the novel "One Indian Girl", which seems to be a recent publication. It seems to Me as if "One Indian Girl" by Chetan Bhagat and "The Witch of Portobello" by Paulo Coelho have both been ghost-written by Radha/Kunti/etc. [in Indian English] in her latest reincarnation! - G

For a very interesting fictional characterization of Kunti and other important characters of the Mahabharat, read THE GREAT INDIAN NOVEL by Shashi Tharoor. (I bought and read the entertaining novel about two or three years ago.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE WITCH OF PORTOBELLO

I bought a copy of Paulo Coelho's "The Witch of Portobello" today [May 17, 2017]. On page 13 of the novel, I find this stunning paragraph:

If a man we don't know phones us up one day and talks a little, makes no suggestions, says nothing special, but nevertheless pays us the kind of attention we rarely receive, we're quite capable of going to bed with him that same night, feeling relatively in love. That's what we women are like, and there's nothing wrong with that - it's the nature of the female to open herself to love easily.

(From Paulo Coelho: "The Witch of Portobello", published by HarperCollinsPublishers, Rs. 350.)

Gosh! Is this the attitude of terrestrial witches, which would be understandable, or is this really the attitude of ALL women towards ALL men? (Or is this perhaps their common attitude to A Very Frustrating Unreachable Target?)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Shashi Tharoor's Stirring Speech at Oxford Union Goes Viral   24:13

I posted this comment a few minutes ago:

English is the world's most powerful language. The greatest contribution the British rule made to India was the introduction and popularization of English throughout India. Without honest patriotic English-educated Indians, Indians would have continued to live in an unending permanent dark age, and would have continued to be cheated and oppressed and tortured indefinitely by aliens in human disguise; thanks to English in particular, the gang of nasty male and female aliens will soon become extinct. R.I.P. - G

Shashi Tharoor speaks English fluently as evident from his speeches on YouTube and writes fluent English as evident from THE GREAT INDIAN NOVEL by Shashi Tharoor.

Tom Richey is a fascinating lecturer on YouTube, who is equally at home in philosophy and history. I have just finished listening to his interesting three-part video lecture series on Hitler and his fourth YouTube lecture entitled Trump and Hitler Compared 19:20. I came across an interesting new term - Godwin's Law - which I had never heard before - "Godwin's Law says that if an online discussion goes on long enough, the probability of a comparison to Hitler or Nazis becomes more and more certain." I never heard of this guy called Godwin - so I searched YouTube under "Godwin's Law" - the first video I watched turned out to be a comedy show in which urbane humorist Stephen Fry (I have the impression that humorist Stephen Fry is a Cambridge don or an actor or both) and other co-humorists participate! This guy Godwin is supposed to be someone associated with Wikipedia but I suspect that Godwin's Law is actually a clever way of saying GOD WINS !

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Romila Thapar on nationalism and the role of public intellectuals 46:20 # Romila Thapar # Siddharth Varadarajan # The Wire

"Published on May 15, 2017. Professor Romila Thapar is one of the most popular historians of India. In a freewheeling conversation with Siddharth Varadarajan, the celebrated historian [Romila Thapar] discusses the place of nationalism in contemporary Indian politics, the role of the media and of the public intellectual."

Romila Thapar is a charming lady who speaks beautiful fluent English. I first saw charming historian Romila Thapar many years ago when I attended an interesting talk she gave at Dibrugarh University in Assam, India, where she had been invited by the university to give a talk on a historical subject. I remember being very impressed by her sweet face and her graceful figure and by her mellifluous English. (I was then a young M.Sc. Physics Student at Dibrugarh University. By the way, if you know a little mathematics, you will conclude that the age of the "oldest" female on Earth - for example Eve and other females like her who are billions of years "old" - would be practically zero compared to God's infinite age because if any number is divided by infinity the result is zero!)

In this YouTube discussion, charming and scholarly Romila Thapar defines a "public intellectual". (I guess I am regarded as The World's Most Celebrated Public Intellectual!) Towards the end of their very interesting discussion on YouTube, she confesses her admiration for modern technology [she means the Internet and YouTube, I am sure - G], keenly senses the arrival of Utopia, and puts her faith in "The Hero Who leads you on", "A Strong Person", "Somebody Up There"! (I am sure everyone knows Who that Strong Hero is! - G)

The date of this YouTube video - May 15, 2017 - seems to be more or less truthful, if not the exact truth. The dates of many YouTube videos seem to be very wilful and arbitrary, making lighthearted applications of Einstein's theory of the relativity of time, and, I hear, making use of software applications that can give a FAKE date of uploading a video! (FAKE names are a common feature of Facebook, I hear! I don't use Facebook or Twitter coz I don't want to get involved with females!)

One valuable thing I learned from this message in regard to Comments K: "Comments have been disabled for this video." That means I can upload an audio on YouTube without asking for anyone's comments, as in this blog on Blogger, coz the comments made on YouTube videos under K are generally very childish and unscholarly!

By the way, when I want to post comments on any YouTube videos, I can post them here on My Blogger blog!

It seems to Me that YouTube - besides My blog - is rapidly becoming the most popular and interesting substitute for the boring classroom and the noisy TV  news channels! For Me, YouTube has recently become My most delightful source of learning and entertainment, thanks to the amazing 4G and 3G offers made available to Me and others by Jio 4G, Vodafone 4G/3G, Airtel 4G/3G, Reliance 3G (I have all of these sims). Maybe I should soon avail myself also of tempting offers by Idea 4G and BSNL 3G and Aircel 3G as well. YouTube is the most delightful (man-made) thing to date besides (God-made) v. What a dirty mind! I am ashamed of You, Man!

Kishalay Sinha [G] - de facto W. Pr., W. Emp.

A Suitable Boy / Review     07:21 - Kate Howe

My posted comment:

Excellent review of "A Suitable Boy" by Vikram Seth. - G

Kate concludes that this novel is the author's "love letter" to India, which makes Me suspect - although I have not read the complete novel yet but have only read a few interesting pages of the novel in a local library (I will buy and read the novel as early as possible, after having listened to this very appetizing review of the novel) - that this novel could be an allegorical "love letter" from Eve to God. (As far as I know, God in His present human form has not sent or received a single "love letter" to and from any female in His present terrestrial avatar. But how do I know that?!!)

I read somewhere about a well-known Indian author writing in English who is blind. Vikram Seth? Forgive Me if I am wrong. - Sorry, the well-known author's name is Ved Mehta.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

May 19, 2017 (IST)

Shiv Khera - best motivation ever 07:40

[I have read motivational books in English by Shiv Khera that have inspired Me.]

Inspiring. - G

Best of 2016: Part One - yrrobotfriend [she is a friend of Kate Howe; see above]  06:40

Charming presentations of the novels A SUITABLE BOY by Vikram Seth and THE PAINTED VEIL by W. Somerset Maugham. - G

FOXY HIPPIES

The kith and kin of foxy hippies Y and Z are also foxy. Even God would have a tough time NOT getting duped by these hippy families, not to speak of poor humans and aliens! Why do I say this? What have they tried to do with Me?!! For one thing, they tried to make a fool of Me. They experimented with My mind - they made Me their Guinea Pig, the subject of their unique mind power experiment, an experiment that turned out to be a sensational success! But the point I want to stress is that these "hippies" are capable of making a FOOL of anyone, including God Himself (temporarily) and of course any human or alien (permanently).

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Priya Kumar - Change Your Path not Your Purpose    18:04

Published on May 18, 2017

[At least, Priya is being honest about the date of publication of this video. God knows if her other YouTube videos have genuine publication dates, coz I suspect that many of the YouTube videos I have watched recently have publication dates that are probably fictitious dates, figments of a fertile imagination, aping the hoary tradition of fictitious names used by Facebook users! But this is OK by Me, if the intent of using fictitious dates is to fool Me! As if I can be fooled by anyone! - G]

My comment on her video:

Nowadays, every female thinks she ALONE deserves God's pity and compassion. She is being foolishly possessive, forgetting that God is The Great Equalizer Of Females. More important, He cannot afford at the moment to waste His valuable time in silly pursuits. Perhaps in future when eternal youth and immortality have become universal. - G

SALMAN RUSHDIE

Salman Rushdie, winner of the Booker Prize for literature, is a terrific writer. I remember reading several years ago amusing passages from his novel "Midnight's Children" (if I remember right) giving delicate and amusing descriptions of the female v. I was very amused. And his highly dramatic memoir (I own a beautifully printed hardbound copy of the novel) reads like an engrossing thriller! (I was told by a young educated Indian many years ago that Salman Rushdie is the stylized spelling of Suleiman Rashid! Quite possible, I think, considering that My surname Sinha is a stylized version of an Indian word for lion: Singh - Singha - Sinha! Similarly, Banerjee, Chatterjee, and Mukherjee are modern stylized spellings of Bandyopadhyay, Chattopadhyay, and Mukhopadhyay, respectively. Our teacher in school, probably noticing the lethargy of the boys in class, told us a joke about a guy telling his friend: "In our office we have Banerjee, Chatterjee, and Mukherjee, but we have NO ENERGY!"

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Half Girlfriend

Does half girlfriend mean mistress? There is a nice difference between Mistress and mistress: 1) Mistress (Mrs.) = wife; 2) mistress = a kept woman. (What is a kept woman? Don't act innocent. I hate hypocrisy. What is hypocrisy?) What's the difference if any between a mistress and a pros.? I guess a mistress is probably a higher-ranking, privileged pros.

I like being blunt and clear when necessary.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

V. S. NAIPAUL

I bought a paperback edition of the interesting novel A House for Mr. Biswas by V.S. Naipaul many years ago and I remember that I enjoyed reading the novel very much. V.S. Naipaul, who is an eminent writer of Indian origin, received the prestigious Nobel Prize for Literature.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

The Nine Types of Writers   7:43

                - Travis McBee

Posted comment:

Delightful comedy ! - G 

Girish Karnad's attack on 'anti-Muslim' VS Naipaul   8:16

Comments are disabled. Good. I like that. No scope for very childish and immature, foolish, scurrilous comments in sloppy English, full of spelling mistakes and grammatical mistakes!.. By the way, the title might make you think it is something VS - Versus - Naipaul, but I think it is actually V.S. Naipaul, but from the titles of some YouTube videos under V.S. Naipaul, I get the impression that he is generally regarded - I don't know by how many - as anti-gals, anti-everything! I have no such impression about V.S. Naipaul, a novelist (of Indian origin) who was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature, and I was surprised to learn a few minutes ago from a Google search, was also awarded the Booker Prize! Who is Booker, I wonder - Man Booker - but what a strange name! Man Booker! The reason I am not biased against V.S. Naipaul is that I have so far only read his delightful novel A House for Mr. Biswas! When I was a Student of prestigious snobbish St. Stephen's College, Delhi many years ago (why the capital S in Student - you know why), where it seemed to Me that the goal of all students was to become an IAS, I saw in a hostel room a list of English books recommended by a top IAS coaching centre/center of Delhi and in that list I saw among other listed books V.S. Naipaul's An Area of Darkness and an interesting book on world history by van Loon entitled The Story of Mankind. I have the impression that V.S. Naipaul's An Area of Darkness is a bitter book, but truth is often bitter, like effective medicine which is bitter!

Two wonderful Indian authors writing in English who write astonishingly beautiful and fluent English whose writings I enjoy tremendously are the humorist R.K. Narayan (one of his novels was turned into a Hindi film, GUIDE, many years ago) and the mordant critic Nirad C. Chaudhuri. (I had the privilege of attending a delightful talk by invited speaker Nirad C. Chaudhuri at St. Stephen's College. I was astonished to hear his amazingly fluent English.) The wise and humane scholar, historian, journalist, short story writer and novelist Khushwant Singh wrote excellent English. I have always admired the simple and clear and graceful English of Jawaharlal Nehru whose Glimpses of World History is a truly fascinating book.

I used to enjoy the DD series on popular science anchored by Professor Yashpal of IIT and well-known Indian actor and dramatist Girish Karnad (who had a postgraduate degree in mathematics, I think). I never missed that inspiring popular science series broadcast by DD. When I was an M.Sc. Student at Dibrugarh University, I watched (alone, I never had a single "girl friend" in India or USA) an inspiring Hindi movie - Swami स्वामी (husband) - based on a novel by Sarat Chandra. (I wince every time I recall a weightlifting scene in that film connected with the beautiful song पल भर में ये क्या हो गया!)

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]

The Man Who Knew Too Much

Today, after reading the study notes on the very funny story entitled "The Man Who Knew Too Much" prescribed by CBSE for CBSE Class IX English course (notes by R.K. Gupta, NEW AGE INTERNATIONAL), I realized that in this amusing story 'the narrator', 'Corporal Turnbull', and 'Professor'/[army] 'Private' are modelled/modeled - respectively - on 'hippy' Y, 'hippy' Z, and Me! I will try to find and read the original story in the CBSE textbook!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

J.K. Rowling

I have finished skimming through the pages of "The Casual Vacancy" by J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series. (I have the entire Harry Potter series.)

"The Casual Vacancy" is 'J.K. Rowling's first novel for adults.' Having glanced through the pages of this novel that are filled with sarcasm and banter gives Me the impression that this novel is based on "hippy" Ms. Z/Mary and Me. (A hot scene on pages 379-380 and also a potentially hot scene on pages 456-457 filled with yearning and heartbreak.)

I bought the novel quite some time ago. After flipping through the pages of this interesting novel this morning, I understand the male and female characters in the novel and the message conveyed by the novel.

J.K. ROWLING:  "The Casual Vacancy", Little, Brown, hachette INDIA Rs. 850, hardbound, 503 pages.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

INTERESTING WRITERS

R.K. Narayan is a delightful Indian novelist writing in English. All his novels are quite short and very entertaining. Nirad C. Chaudhuri's entertaining banter is written in amazingly fluent English. Khushwant Singh's prose is always simple and lucid and all his books of fiction and nonfiction are very interesting.

The novels MY GOD DIED YOUNG and CONFESSIONS OF AN INDIAN WOMAN EATER are very entertaining novels written in astonishingly fluent English by Sasthi Brata.

MY GOD DIED YOUNG by Sasthi Brata, PENGUIN BOOKS, Rs. 250. CONFESSIONS OF AN INDIAN WOMAN EATER by Sasthi Brata, PENGUIN BOOKS, Rs. 375. (MY GOD DIED YOUNG has the dedication: "For Angela, Anita, Cynthia, Deborah, Leona, Margaret, Mary, Meg, ... and K"!! Who is K?!! The first letter of My first name Kishalay is K. - G).

"Born in 1939, Sasthi Brata grew up and was educated in Calcutta, reading physics at Presidency College. He left India soon after and has lived in London and various other capital cities in Europe and America."

'He has an undeniable literary gift.' - The Times Literary Supplement

'I read his Confessions at one ten-hour session because I could not put it down.' - Khushwant Singh

(The only negative thing about the two paperback novels that I find very embarrassing is that the covers of both novels have nude sketches which makes Me hesitate to show My copies to anyone!)

Computerized Google translations below!

BENGALI

"1939 সালে জন্ম নেওয়া সুস্থি ব্রাতা বড় হয়ে ওঠেন এবং প্রেসিডেন্সি কলেজে পদার্থবিজ্ঞানে পড়াশোনা করে কলকাতায় শিক্ষিত হন। তিনি শীঘ্রই ভারত ছেড়ে চলে যান এবং লন্ডনে এবং ইউরোপ ও আমেরিকার অন্যান্য বিভিন্ন রাজ্যে বসবাস করেন।"

'তিনি একটি অননুমোদিত সাহিত্য উপহার দিয়েছেন।' - টাইমস সাহিত্য সাপ্লিমেন্ট

'আমি এক দশ ঘণ্টার ঘণ্টার মধ্যে তার স্বীকারোক্তি পড়ি কারণ আমি তা বাতিল করতে পারিনি।' - খুশবন্ত সিং

(দুটি পেপারব্যাক উপন্যাসের ব্যাপারে একমাত্র নেতিবাচক বিষয় যা আমি খুব বিব্রতকর মনে করি যে উভয় উপন্যাসের কভারে নগ্ন স্কেচ রয়েছে যা আমাকে আমার কপিগুলি কে কারও দেখানোর থেকে বিরত রাখে!)

HINDI

"1 9 3 9 में पैदा हुए, सस्थी ब्रटा बड़े हुए और प्रेसीडेंसी कॉलेज में भौतिकी पढ़ते हुए कलकत्ता में शिक्षित हुए। उन्होंने जल्द ही भारत छोड़ दिया और यूरोप और अमेरिका में लंदन और अन्य कई शहरों में रह चुके हैं।"

'वह एक निर्विवाद साहित्यिक उपहार है।' - टाइम्स लिटररी सप्लीमेंट

'मैंने एक दस घंटे के सत्र में अपनी बयान पढ़ा क्योंकि मैं इसे नीचे नहीं रख सकता था।' - खुशवंत सिंह

(दो पेपरबैक उपन्यासों के बारे में केवल नकारात्मक चीज है जो मुझे बहुत शर्मिंदगी मिलती है कि दोनों उपन्यासों के कवर में नग्न स्केच हैं जिससे मुझे मेरी प्रतियों को किसी से भी दिखाना पड़ता है!)

PUNJABI

"ਸੰਨ 1939 ਵਿਚ ਪੈਦਾ ਹੋਏ, ਸਿਸੀ ਬਾਰਾਟਾ ਵੱਡਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਅਤੇ ਉਸ ਨੇ ਕਾਲਜ ਵਿਚ ਪੜ੍ਹਾਈ ਕੀਤੀ, ਪ੍ਰੈਜੀਡੈਂਸੀ ਕਾਲਜ ਵਿਚ ਪੜ੍ਹਨ ਲਈ ਭੌਤਿਕ ਵਿਗਿਆਨ ਪੜ੍ਹਿਆ. ਉਹ ਛੇਤੀ ਹੀ ਭਾਰਤ ਛੱਡ ਗਿਆ ਅਤੇ ਉਹ ਲੰਡਨ ਅਤੇ ਯੂਰਪ ਅਤੇ ਅਮਰੀਕਾ ਦੇ ਹੋਰ ਸ਼ਹਿਰਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਰਹੇ.

'ਉਸ ਦੀ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ਸਾਹਿਤਵਾਦੀ ਗਾਥਾ ਹੈ.' - ਦ ਟਾਈਮਜ਼ ਲਿਟਰੇਰੀ ਸਪਲੀਮੈਂਟ

'ਮੈਂ ਇਕ ਦਸ ਘੰਟਾ ਸੈਸ਼ਨ' ਤੇ ਉਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਦੇ ਇਕਬਾਲੀਆ ਬਿਆਨ ਪੜ੍ਹਿਆ ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਮੈਂ ਇਸ ਨੂੰ ਨਹੀਂ ਲਗਾ ਸਕਦਾ ਸੀ. ' - ਖੁਸ਼ਵੰਤ ਸਿੰਘ

(ਦੋ ਪੇਪਰਬੈਕ ਨਾਵਲਾਂ ਬਾਰੇ ਇਕੋ ਜਿਹੀ ਨਕਾਰਾਤਮਕ ਗੱਲ ਇਹ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਬਹੁਤ ਸ਼ਰਮ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਦੋਨਾਂ ਨਾਵਲਾਂ ਦੇ ਕਵਰ ਵਿਚ ਨਗਨ ਸਕੈਚ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਹਨ ਜਿਸ ਨਾਲ ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀਆਂ ਕਾਪੀਆਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਦਿਖਾਉਣ ਤੋਂ ਝਿਜਕਦਾ ਹਾਂ!)

URDU

"1939 ء میں پیدا ہوا، Sasthi Brata پلا بڑھا اور کلکتہ میں تعلیم کیا گیا تھا، پریسیڈینسی کالج میں فزکس پڑھنے اور وہ فورا بعد بھارت کو چھوڑ دیا اور لندن اور یورپ اور امریکہ میں مختلف دیگر مرکزی شہروں میں مقیم ہے."

'وہ ایک ناقابل تردید ادبی تحفہ ہے.' - ٹائمز ادبی سپلیمنٹ

'میں ایک دس گھنٹے کے سیشن میں ان کی بیان پڑھ کیونکہ میں اسے نہیں کر سکتا تھا.' - خوشونت سنگھ

(دو ناول ناولوں میں بہت شرمناک مل اس کے بارے میں صرف منفی چیز دونوں ناولوں میں احاطہ کرتا ہے مجھے کسی سے میرا کاپیاں ظاہر کرنے کے لئے نہیں ہچکچاتے بناتا ہے جس میں عریاں خاکے ہے ہے!)

GUJARATI

"1 9 3 9 માં જન્મેલા, સસ્થા બટતા ઉછર્યા હતા અને તેમણે પ્રેસિડેન્સી કોલેજમાં ભૌતિકશાસ્ત્ર વાંચતા, કલકત્તામાં શિક્ષણ મેળવ્યું હતું. તેમણે તરત જ ભારત છોડી દીધું હતું અને તેઓ યુરોપ અને અમેરિકામાં લંડન અને અન્ય વિવિધ રાજધાની શહેરોમાં રહ્યા છે.

'તેમની પાસે નિર્વિવાદ સાહિત્યિક ભેટ છે.' - ટાઇમ્સ લિટરરી સપ્લિમેન્ટ

'મેં એક દસ-કલાકના સત્રમાં તેમના કન્ફેશન્સ વાંચ્યા હતા કારણ કે હું તેને નીચે મૂકી શકતો નથી.' - ખુશવંતસિંહ

(બે પેપરબેક નવલકથાઓ વિશેની એકમાત્ર નકારાત્મક વાતો જે મને ખૂબ શરમજનક લાગે છે કે બંને નવલકથાઓના કવચમાં નગ્ન સ્કેચ છે જે મને મારી કોપી બતાવવા માટે અચકાવું બનાવે છે!)

MARATHI

1 9 3 9 मध्ये जन्मलेल्या सस्थी ब्राटा मोठे झाल्या आणि प्रेसिडेन्सी कॉलेजमध्ये भौतिकीचे वाचन करीत असताना ते कलकत्ता येथे शिक्षित झाले. लवकरच ते भारतात सोडून गेले आणि लंडन आणि इतर अनेक राजधानीत युरोप व अमेरिकेत वास्तव्य केले.

'त्याच्याजवळ एक नाकारायची साहित्यिक भेट आहे.' - टाइम्स लिटररी सप्लीमेंट

'मी दहा तासांच्या एका अधिवेशनात त्याच्या कबुतरेची वाचली कारण मी ती लावून टाकू शकत नव्हतो'. - खुशवंत सिंह

(मला दोन पेपरबॅक कादंबरीबद्दल फक्त नकारात्मक गोष्ट म्हणजे मला फारच लज्जास्पद वाटते की दोन्ही कादंबरीच्या कव्हर्समध्ये नग्न स्केच आहेत ज्यामुळे मला माझी प्रतिलिपी कोणालाही दाखविण्यास अजिबात रस नाही!)

TAMIL

1939 ஆம் ஆண்டில் பிறந்த சாஸ்தி பிராடா வளர்ந்தார், கல்கத்தாவில் கல்வி கற்றார், ஜனாதிபதி ஆட்சிக் கல்லூரியில் படித்தார். அவர் இந்தியாவை விட்டு வெளியேறி லண்டனில் மற்றும் ஐரோப்பா மற்றும் அமெரிக்காவின் பல்வேறு தலைநகரங்களில் வசித்து வந்தார். "

'அவருக்கு மறுக்கமுடியாத இலக்கிய பரிசு உண்டு.' - டைம்ஸ் இலக்கிய துணை

'ஒரு பத்து மணிநேர அமர்வுகளில் நான் ஒப்புக்கொள்கிறேன், ஏனென்றால் அதை என்னால் அடக்க முடியவில்லை.' - குஷ்வந்த் சிங்

(இரண்டு பேப்பர்பேக் நாவல்களைப் பற்றிய ஒரே எதிர்மறையான விஷயம், நான் மிகவும் சங்கடமாகக் காணப்பட்டேன், இரு நாவல்களின் அட்டைகளும் என் நகல்களை யாரேனும் காண்பிப்பதற்கு என்னைத் தயங்க வைக்கும் வகையில் நிர்வாணமான ஓவியங்கள் உள்ளன!)

TELUGU

"1939 లో జన్మించిన శాస్తి బ్రాటా, కలకత్తాలో విద్యాభ్యాసం చేసాడు, ప్రెసిడెన్సీ కాలేజీలో భౌతిక పఠనం చేసాడు, అతను వెంటనే భారతదేశాన్ని వదిలి, ఐరోపా మరియు అమెరికాలో లండన్ మరియు ఇతర రాజధాని నగరాలలో నివసించాడు."

'ఆయనకు నిజమైన సాహిత్య బహుమతి ఉంది.' - టైమ్స్ లిటరరీ సప్లిమెంట్

'ఒక పది గంటల సెషన్లో నేను తన కన్ఫెషన్స్ను చదువుతాను, ఎందుకంటే నేను దానిని చదువలేకపోయాను.' - కుష్వంత్ సింగ్

(నేను చాలా ఇబ్బందికరంగా కనిపించే రెండు పేపర్బాక్ నవలల గురించి మాత్రమే ప్రతికూల విషయం రెండు నవలల కవర్లు ఎవరికీ నా కాపీలు చూపించడానికి నా వెనుకాడడు చేస్తుంది నగ్నంగా స్కెచ్లు కలిగి ఉంది!)

KANNADA

"1939 లో జన్మించిన శాస్తి బ్రాటా, కలకత్తాలో విద్యాభ్యాసం చేసాడు, ప్రెసిడెన్సీ కాలేజీలో భౌతిక పఠనం చేసాడు, అతను వెంటనే భారతదేశాన్ని వదిలి, ఐరోపా మరియు అమెరికాలో లండన్ మరియు ఇతర రాజధాని నగరాలలో నివసించాడు."

'ఆయనకు నిజమైన సాహిత్య బహుమతి ఉంది.' - టైమ్స్ లిటరరీ సప్లిమెంట్

'ఒక పది గంటల సెషన్లో నేను తన కన్ఫెషన్స్ను చదువుతాను, ఎందుకంటే నేను దానిని చదువలేకపోయాను.' - కుష్వంత్ సింగ్

(నేను చాలా ఇబ్బందికరంగా కనిపించే రెండు పేపర్బాక్ నవలల గురించి మాత్రమే ప్రతికూల విషయం రెండు నవలల కవర్లు ఎవరికీ నా కాపీలు చూపించడానికి నా వెనుకాడడు చేస్తుంది నగ్నంగా స్కెచ్లు కలిగి ఉంది!)

MALAYALAM

1939 ൽ ജനിച്ച ശാസ്ത്രി ബ്രാട്ടി കോളേജിൽ വിദ്യാസമ്പന്നനായിരുന്നു. പ്രസിഡൻസി കോളേജിൽ ഭൗതികശാസ്ത്രം വായിച്ച അദ്ദേഹം ഇൻഡ്യ വിട്ട് ലണ്ടനിൽ നിന്നും യൂറോപ്പിലും അമേരിക്കയിലുമുള്ള വിവിധ തലസ്ഥാനങ്ങളിലും താമസിച്ചു.

'അദ്ദേഹത്തിന് അനിഷേധ്യമായ ഒരു സാഹിത്യ സമ്മാനം ഉണ്ട്.' - ടൈംസ് സാഹിത്യ സപ്ലിമെന്റ്

ഒരു പത്തു മണിക്കൂർ നീണ്ടുനിന്ന സെഷൻസ് ഞാൻ വായിച്ചിരുന്നില്ല. - ഖുഷ്വന്ത് സിംഗ്

(രണ്ട് പാപ്പർ ആക്ടിന്റെ നോവലുകളെ കുറിച്ചുള്ള ഒരേയൊരു കാര്യം ഞാൻ വളരെ ഞെട്ടലുണ്ടാക്കുന്നതാണ് എന്നതാണ്. രണ്ട് നോവുകളുടെ കവറുകൾ നഗ്നചിത്രങ്ങൾ ഉള്ളവയാണ്, എന്റെ പകർപ്പുകൾ ആരെങ്കിലും ആരോടെങ്കിലും കാണിക്കുക എന്ന രീതിയിൽ എന്നെ തെല്ലഭിഷേകം ചെയ്യുന്നു!)

A few days ago, I heard the very pensive young Pulitzer prize-winning fiction writer Jhumpa Lahiri (on a YouTube video) saying to her interviewer that she REVISED the manuscript of a particular book of fiction by her over 900 times!! (Did I hear RIGHT?!! What incredible patience!! - if indeed she revised her manuscript over 900 times!! I think I probably did not hear her correctly - I think she probably said, over 9 times - how does ANYONE have the patience to REVISE a manuscript over 900 times?!! Seems impossible to Me!!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Instant Google translations below!

BENGALI

কয়েকদিন আগে, আমি খুব মনোযোগী তরুণ পুলিত্জার পুরস্কার বিজয়ী কল্পিত লেখক Jhumpa লাহিড়ি (তার একটি ইউটিউব ভিডিওতে) তার সাক্ষাত্কারে শুনেছি যে তিনি 900 বারেরও বেশি সময় ধরে কল্পনার একটি বিশেষ গ্রন্থের পাণ্ডুলিপি পুনর্বিন্যাস করেছেন !! (আমি কি শুনেছি? !! কি অবিশ্বাস্য ধৈর্য !! - যদি সত্যিই সে তার পাণ্ডুলিপিটি 900 বারের উপরে সংশোধন করে নেয় তবে আমি মনে করি আমি সম্ভবত তাকে সঠিকভাবে শুনিনি - আমার মনে হয় সে সম্ভবত বলেছে 9 বারের বেশি - কিভাবে কেউ আছে 900 বারের বেশি একটি পাণ্ডুলিপি পুনর্বিবেচনা করার জন্য ধৈর্য? !!

কিশলয় সিনহা [জি]

HINDI

कुछ दिन पहले, मैंने बहुत ही ध्यान देने योग्य युवा पुलित्जर पुरस्कार विजेता कथा लेखक झुम्पा लाहिरी (एक यूट्यूब वीडियो पर) को सुना है कि वह साक्षात्कारकर्ता से कहती है कि उन्होंने 900 से ज्यादा बार उपन्यास की एक किताब की पांडुलिपि को पुनरीक्षित किया है !! (क्या मैंने सही सुना? !! क्या अविश्वसनीय धैर्य !! - अगर वास्तव में उसने अपनी पांडुलिपि को 900 गुना से अधिक संशोधित किया है तो मुझे लगता है कि शायद मैंने उसे सही ढंग से नहीं सुना है - मुझे लगता है कि वह शायद 9 बार से ज्यादा कहती है - किसी को कैसे मिलता है 900 पन्नों से अधिक एक पांडुलिपि बनाने के लिए धैर्य? !! मेरे लिए असंभव लगता है !!)

किशाले सिन्हा [जी]

किशाले नहीं, My dear computer, but किशलय, यार ! - G

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]

UNREAL ALIENS

I have just finished reading and glancing through the pages of a terrific book in the thriller/detective/science fiction genre - UNREAL ALIENS by Karthik Laxman, published by PENGUIN BOOKS (226 pages, paperback Rs. 199) - a thrilling book on aliens and alien invasion and counterattack by humans that every literate Indian and every literate foreign citizen should read and ponder over. It is a brilliantly written, thrilling book laced with banter and bitter sarcasm. To use a facile cliche used by reviewers of books and films, I give it five stars out of five: *****.

I have the feeling that either Karthik Laxman is a pen name or UNREAL ALIENS is a ghost-written work. It seems to Me that this gripping book is intimately connected with the late Satan and Queen of Hell Eve and other Queens of Hell and the huge number of (panic-stricken) clones and progeny of (late) Satan, (expired) King of Hell. Despite the recent suicide of Satan who got scared of God, Satan's doublecrossing ex-queen Eve and other doublecrossing ex-queens of late Satan have not gotten over the hangover caused by their intense sexual desire for evil Satan. "Once a whore always a whore." But Almighty God knows how to deal effectively with the evil rapist idiotic Satan's doublecrossing treacherous whores who have acted for ages as his team of honeytraps and female spies and assassins whose job was to trap and murder the unwary but who failed miserably when they tried to face God in human form Who SMASHED these idiotic female aliens. Arrogant alien Satan had called himself "God" and kept on torturing Adam "Son of God" for billions of years. Now Adam/Jesus and numerous male and female co-angels will mercilessly destroy the evil gang of nasty male and female aliens sans alien leader Satan. BRUTAL REVENGE AT LAST - AFTER BILLIONS OF YEARS OF WAITING PATIENTLY FOR GOD TO ARRIVE AND DESTROY SATAN. (Revelation, which is the LAST CHAPTER of the Bible, has a passage describing "God" on his underground throne and his "Son" "Christ" seated on his right. Now the oversmart whore Eve and her evil gang will taste the BITTER REALITY.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

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